Marvel: Undercover in S.H.I.E.L.D., I'm So Righteous It's Wicked
Chapter 50

A dark joke from the United States!

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Su Zhou really had been electrocuted just now, rolling several times across the ground.

Otherwise, his mask would not have fallen off, and his face would not have been left pitch-black.

If the serum injection had not given his electrical resistance a workout, along with the physical fitness enhancement from the serum and Alfred,

and the massive amount of adrenaline produced by using [Bullet Time], Su Zhou might really never have woken up!

When he climbed off the ground, Su Zhou happened to catch the iconic scene of the Ex-Wife missile launching and fizzling out.

Those who knew, knew. The Ex-Wife missile was actually pretty powerful!

In Avengers: Infinity War, Rhodey could create an entire sea of fire all by himself to clear out the grunts in Wakanda.

That was the true power of the Ex-Wife missile. It used the same explosive as the Sidewinder missile!

The Ex-Wife was a kinetic missile, relying on the enormous kinetic energy generated by high-speed flight to destroy its target.

That meant it needed the right distance and environment to show its true strength.

Just like this time... the distance between launch and impact was too short.

It did not even have enough kinetic energy to detonate its explosives. It would have been a miracle if it had exploded!

"System, use the Bolt character card!"

[Character trial card: Bolt (hairy black legs that run a hundred meters in 9.5 seconds. Fast as hell)]

Honestly, Su Zhou felt that with his current physical fitness, using this character card would not do much.

His serum-enhanced body had long since been able to run faster than a hundred meters in 9.5 seconds!

But what Su Zhou had not expected was that after using this character card,

his running speed still increased. Like a streak of black lightning,

he charged toward the finish line Ivan had raised with his two Electric Whips!

With two swishes of his blade, the Adamantium Blade sliced off both of Ivan's armored arms!

In fact, the materials Ivan had used to build his Iron Man Armor were already the best Hammer Industries could find.

They could withstand not only sustained fire from heavy machine guns, but even direct hits from Tony's palm repulsors.

Unfortunately, they had run into something as absurd as the Adamantium Blade!

When Wolverine clawed at people, his only problem was missing, never failing to cut through!

Even when facing Jean with her [Phoenix Force] out of control, Wolverine had still pierced his girlfriend with his claws.

Jean had died, yet his adamantium claws remained as sharp as ever, just like when they first appeared!

The two armored arms crashed heavily into the water at his feet, sending up two rings of spray.

The two long whips, previously sparkling with electrical arcs, also went dark after losing their power supply.

Tony and Rhodey finally broke free of their restraints, only to see Su Zhou kick Ivan behind his right knee.

The kick sent Ivan down onto one knee. Immediately afterward, a gleaming blade tip emerged from the front of Ivan's chest,

piercing the reactor in his armor's chest dead center!

"What exactly is that blade you're holding? Did you melt down Captain America's Vibranium Shield and reforge it into a blade?"

Ivan had lost both arms and had a blade through his chest. The massive blood loss left his brain starved of oxygen.

His vision went black, and he could no longer even maintain his kneeling position. After coughing up a large mouthful of blood, he collapsed onto the ground!

"Cough, cough, cough... never thought I'd die at the hands of a super soldier..."

"You know about super soldiers too?"

Tony approached the scene of Su Zhou's murder while patting at the sparks that kept flaring up on his body!

After pulling out his blade, Su Zhou crouched beside Ivan and tore off his metal mask with one hand.

The strength of his grip made both Tony's and Rhodey's eyes twitch, because that mask, which even bullets could not penetrate,

had been squeezed out of shape by Su Zhou!

"If my dad hadn't been pushed out by that petty, jealous bastard of a father of yours, he'd be in S.H.I.E.L.D. now too... pfft!"

Ivan had clearly intended to mock Tony one more time before dying, but Su Zhou's hand was fast, and his blade was even faster.

He plunged the blade into Ivan's body again, physically interrupting his speech!

"Are all people from White Bear Country this brave? Don't you know who I am?

"You dare slander our founder right in front of me, a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent?

"Whatever foul thing you ate for dinner, remember not to eat it again in your next life!"

After saying his piece, Su Zhou even thoughtfully closed Ivan's eyes for him.

He could not help it. If he did not finish off such a major villain, how could he do his system justice?

One perfectly good prize wheel had now become three. He needed more than three times as many justice points for his draws!

Sure, that was not how the math worked, but there was no harm in getting more justice points, was there?

Tony and Rhodey were looking at the dead Ivan with regret. Whatever else he was, he had been a top scientist.

Unfortunately, hatred had blinded him. If he had stayed in White Bear Country and developed his career properly, an Iron Man from White Bear Country might have appeared long ago!

[Killed the supervillain Whiplash, Ivan, and stopped his slander of Howard Stark. Justice points +400]

Su Zhou: (✧◡✧)

Nice! Four hundred justice points this time!

An upgraded villain really was different!

Much more generous than Iron Monger. Adding in all those robot soldiers I dismantled here and there earlier,

the justice points in my system should now be enough for five draws!

Since I happened to get shocked black today, I'll go back, take a shower, and then do the draws!

Showering before drawing last time did work. Otherwise, without this Adamantium Blade today,

killing a tin can like Ivan with guns and bullets would have been practically impossible!

My storage ring played a pretty big role too. At least it saved my expensive suit!

Beep, beep, beep-

"Tony, do you hear a beeping sound?"

Rhodey wondered whether he had a concussion. He could hear something like a bomb counting down!

Tony looked around and discovered that, apart from those whose chest power sources Su Zhou had destroyed,

red lights were flashing on the chests of all the robot soldiers' wreckage!

His metal faceplate instantly covered his face, and JARVIS analyzed the cause of the flashing lights in a single instant.

"It's a self-destruct device Ivan installed! My God! Pepper!!!"

With that shout, Tony shot into the sky, and even Rhodey followed close behind.

Flames jetted from their feet as the two disappeared, leaving only Su Zhou, who was leisurely going to retrieve his mask.

"You two bastards! Neither of you thought to take me along when you evacuated?!"

Su Zhou first roared at Tony and Rhodey over the radio, then unhurriedly opened a portal.

After putting his mask back on, he stepped through the portal one second before the explosion!

Waving the portal behind him shut, Su Zhou was very pleased with his performance.

Real men never look back at explosions!

Then he reached out to block a kick from Natasha, firmly catching her ankle in his hand.

"Who exactly are you?"

"Su Zhou!"

"Bullshit! Your exposed chin proves you're a black man!"

Su Zhou: (=ω=;)

I finally understand why Batman leaves half his face exposed!

Otherwise, the American police wouldn't care whether you were a superhero. They'd just shoot!

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