Lin Yuhuan: "..."
Was he just... kicked out of the men's line?
Xu Lanfeng asked, "Boss, do you know where they went?"
Song Hezhu put her sunglasses back on, adjusted them, and struck a pose. "Of course I know."
Xu Lanfeng: "..."
"Boss, let's stop being so abstract."
"Anyway, he's out shopping with his mistress right now. I saw them go to the third floor, which is full of beauty stores. They must be buying cosmetics!"
Song Hezhu grabbed Xu Lanfeng and Lin Tingyue's hands, and even Lin Yuhuan's, giving him a meaningful look. Lin Yuhuan had no choice but to come closer as well.
Song Hezhu raised her head, obscuring her face, yet her ambition was palpable. "Sisters, brothers, I sincerely invite you to join my mission to catch adulterers in the act, to wipe them out without a trace!!!"
After saying all this, Song Hezhu nodded and asked, "Who's joining?"
Okay, that's so cringey.
"Fine, he's still our boss after all," Xu Lanfeng said first, "I'll join."
Lin Tingyue raised her hand. "Me too."
All three people turned to look at Lin Yuhuan. Lin Yuhuan was unusually embarrassed. He adjusted his glasses, pretending to be serious, and said, "I'll go too."
The four of them entered the elevator together and headed for the third floor.
[Nobody said there were so many cosmetics stores on the third floor.]
Xu Lanfeng then asked, "May I ask, my lord, how did you know where that thief is?"
Song Hezhu: "..."
She suddenly yelled, " Bian Feiguang, you come out here and die!!!"
Lin Tingyue was shocked. "[Is this really that hardcore?]"
At this moment when everyone was looking over, Xu Lanfeng really wanted to cover Song Hezhu's mouth. She was covering herself up perfectly. What had the three of them done wrong?
[Actually, I know where Bian Feiguang is now.]
My savior!
He's currently trying on lipsticks in the fifth shop on the left.
Song Hezhu strode over aggressively, and when she reached the shop entrance, she did indeed see Bian Feiguang. However, the scene before her was beyond her imagination, Song Hezhu froze.
Xu Lanfeng ran to her side, "What's wrong? What's wrong? Are they kissing?"
It's worse than kissing.
Bian Feiguang was being held in a woman's arms, who was gently applying a lipstick to Bian Feiguang lips.
Lin Tingyue screamed.
[Ughhhh, how could there be such an eyesore!]
They wanted to ask that too.
Bian Feiguang saw Song Hezhu, and he was still a little flustered, but when he turned his head and met the woman's affectionate gaze, he felt that he could do it again.
He clenched his fists, facing the storm brought by Song Hezhu.
Song Hezhu immediately started cursing. " Bian Feiguang, how could you be so shameless? I'm so busy, and I still managed to buy you gifts, and what did you do? You actually cheated on me during this time, and you even drink a cup of milk tea every day! You really know how to behave!!!"
"What a hypocrite you are, pretending to be the perfect boyfriend. Today I've finally seen the real you."
"I want to break up with you! I absolutely want to break up with you!"
Bian Feiguang stood there like a log, letting Song Hezhu berate him. His indifference, neither retaliating nor fighting back, only fueled Song Hezhu's anger. " Bian Feiguang, who are you trying to fool with this pitiful act? You're the one who cheated, not the one who's begging for forgiveness here!"
Still not satisfied, Song Hezhu slapped Bian Feiguang Bian Feiguang face. Her sharp nails scratched his cheek, and the woman screamed, rushing forward to Bian Feiguang in her arms. "What are you doing?"
"Get out of my way, or I'll beat you up too."
The woman rushed to comfort Bian Feiguang, Bian Feiguang shook his head, indicating that he was alright.
He looked at Song Hezhu and said, " Hezhu, I truly love you."
Song Hezhu sneered, "Ha, your sincerity is too cheap. I, Song Hezhu, can't afford it."
"Believe it or not, I'll say this: you're the best person I've ever met, but unfortunately, I'm not gay."
Song Hezhu: "...?"
Would you like to hear what you're saying?
Is she a man, or Bian Feiguang a woman?
Could it be that Bian Feiguang went to Country T for research a while ago and took the opportunity to have gender reassignment surgery?
Song Hezhu's face turned pale.
Xu Lanfeng quietly tugged at Song Hezhu's hand and whispered in Song Hezhu's ear, "Boss, I think your boyfriend isn't quite right in the head."
"He's not just mentally challenged, he's completely mentally damaged."
I know what homosexuality is all about!
Xu Lanfeng and Song Hezhu pricked up their ears. What happened?
[If Bian Feiguang considers himself a woman, then his relationship with Sister Hezhu would be considered homosexuality.]
The image of Bian Feiguang's face with lipstick Bian Feiguang Song Hezhu and Xu Lanfeng's minds, and they immediately felt a chill, with goosebumps rising on their arms.
But Bian Feiguang's affair partner was also a woman.
[But if Bian Feiguang's affair partner thought she was a man, then all of this could be explained.]
ha?
Song Hezhu and Xu Lanfeng looked at Bian Feiguang and the woman opposite them with disbelief.
Song Hezhu found it strange; she had never heard of Bian Feiguang having such a peculiar illness. Could it be...?
Unfortunately, Bian Feiguang doesn't actually have this condition; he's just making excuses for his infidelity. He can't help but cheat. This condition, however, is curable; it just needs to be removed.
Hahahaha.
Song Hezhu couldn't help but want to laugh.
Bian Feiguang still looked at Song Hezhu with that same "I love you, but I'm really not gay" look in his eyes. Coincidentally, there really was a pair of scissors in Song Hezhu's bag.
She charged at Bian Feiguang with scissors in hand, startling Bian Feiguang. "W-you, Hezhu, what are you doing?"
"I will help you overcome the physical obstacles, so that you can achieve complete fulfillment."
In the end, of course, the haircut didn't happen, and the cosmetics store owner was so frightened that he called the police.
After leaving the police station, Song Hezhu successfully broke up with Bian Feiguang, but there was one thing that made her very unhappy.
That is, Bian Feiguang kept telling the police that she only did this because she loved him too much, and begged the police not to punish her.
Song Hezhu was disgusted and slapped him again.
The police turned a blind eye, gave her a reprimand, and then let her go.
Xu Lanfeng and Lin Tingyue were waiting for her in Lin Yuhuan's car. When they heard her say that, they both gave her a thumbs up.
Xu Lanfeng smiled and said, "As expected of the boss, you're really cool."
Song Hezhu's braids were practically sticking up to the sky, and she said with a smile, "Of course."
[This feels so good, and it's very gentle on the breasts.]
Song Hezhu patted Lin Tingyue's head. As the car drove away, it passed an ambulance. Judging from the direction the ambulance was heading, it was probably going to the police station.
Song Hezhu asked curiously, "What's going on?"
Lin Yuhuan, who had been keeping a low profile, said, "I called a mental hospital. They said this is gender dysphoria and requires treatment."
Song Hezhu and Xu Lanfeng exchanged a glance; so the real expert was here all along.
Ying An's birthday party.
Ying Ning hugged Lin Tingyue tightly and said, " Sister Tingyue, you're here."
"Hmm," Lin Tingyue peeked out, "Where's your brother?"
Ying Ning covered her mouth and chuckled, "So you're already looking for my brother?"
Lin Tingyue didn't catch the sarcasm in Ying Ning's words. She waved the gift in her hand and said, "I want to give him the gift as soon as possible."
Oh my, I have to give them the gifts myself.
Ying Ning nodded repeatedly. "That's how it should be, I'll take you to find it."
Ying Ning, holding Lin Tingyue's hand, walked through most of the banquet hall, but still couldn't see Ying An. What was wrong with her brother? Such a good opportunity, if they missed it, it would be gone forever!
I should have dragged Ying An to wait at the door with me.
Ying Ning explained to Lin Tingyue, "My brother probably has something important to discuss."
Lin Tingyue smiled and said, "It's alright, we can give it to him when we meet him."
Ying Ning nodded. "How about we put the gift in my room first? It's really inconvenient to carry it around."
Lin Tingyue said, "Okay."
Lin Tingyue followed Ying Ning upstairs and met Ying An in the corridor.
Ying An, who had been frowning, relaxed his brows upon seeing Lin Tingyue. He approached Lin Tingyue and said softly, " Miss Lin."
Lin Tingyue blinked and teased, " Mr. Ying, it's your birthday today, so don't frown."
Strangely, a warm feeling flowed into Ying An's heart, Ying An immediately felt much more relaxed. He smiled and said, "I understand."
Looking into Lin Tingyue's hand, he asked, "Is this a gift for me?"
There was also a hint of expectation in his tone.
Ying Ning looked on, then sighed and rubbed her forehead. Look at her brother, so spineless!
"Um."
Lin Tingyue handed the gift to Ying An Ying An accepted it with both hands. Although he really wanted to open it, he restrained himself. "I'll go put the gift away."
Ying Ning looked at Ying An's retreating figure and felt something was very wrong.
Her brother was so looking forward to Sister Tingyue's gift, so logically he should have opened it as soon as he received it. She knew her brother too well.
The only reason her brother is acting this way is because the timing is wrong.
Before Ying Ning could figure it out, she looked up and saw her family members walking over, and her face immediately turned sour.
" Ying Ning, are you unhappy to see your cousin?"
Why would I open the door if I don't even know you?
Heart."
"You..." Ying Qingyan didn't expect Ying Ning, that brat, to speak so rudely. She turned green with anger but didn't know what to say for a moment.