Jade Dragon Clear Essence Ganoderma, His Holiness the Pope's Bottom Beaten into a Monkey's Bottom

Why wasn't her teacher answering?

She cautiously turned to look. Bibi Dong wasn't on the papal throne. When she turned back again, an incredibly familiar face appeared before her, yet it filled her with utter terror, startling her into staggering several steps backward.

"T-Teacher, why did you suddenly appear in front of me? You'll scare someone to death!"

The little fox clamped her legs together, her body trembling slightly.

Bibi Dong's lips curled into a smile. "Nana, I see you're getting bolder and bolder, daring to talk about your teacher like that."

Hu Liena pouted. "I don't think I said anything wrong."

Bibi Dong's smile abruptly vanished.

Was this disciple itching to be strung up and spanked?

Just as Bibi Dong was about to act, Yue Guan and Gui Mei's voices came from outside.

"Come in!" Bibi Dong replied before looking at Hu Liena. "Nana, behave yourself."

Hu Liena nodded obediently, but she was still itching inside. Holding her tongue was unbearable.

Bibi Dong returned to the papal throne.

Yue Guan and Gui Mei approached Bibi Dong one after the other.

"Your Holiness," the two greeted her with a bow.

Bibi Dong looked at them.

"I was just about to look for you. First, send men to join forces with the nearby bishops. Make sure they reach Sunset Great Forest quickly and bring the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well completely under our control. There must be no mistakes. I'll go there myself later."

"Yes, Your Holiness." Yue Guan and Gui Mei immediately hurried to Sunset Forest.

Hu Liena asked:

"Teacher, why aren't you going?"

"I want to watch the sky screen a little longer." She couldn't very well say that she wanted to see what other antics Young Girl Dong would get up to, could she?

The original timeline...

"Since you've agreed to work for me, I won't treat you poorly."

Nan Huai'an headed toward the locations of the immortal herbs he had already spotted.

Arriving where the two extremes of medicinal potency met, he raised his hand, wrapped his palm in soul power, and picked an immortal herb. Then he picked another one farther behind it.

Returning to his original spot, Nan Huai'an handed the immortal herbs to the father and son.

"This immortal herb is called Jade Dragon Clear Essence Ganoderma."

"You only need to swallow it, and it will immediately eliminate the toxins in your bodies. As for what your martial souls evolve into, that will depend on you."

He didn't know what their martial souls would evolve into either.

The father and son looked at the Jade Dragon Clear Essence Ganoderma in their hands.

Its body was a translucent jade green, its cap rounded and smooth as jade. Pale golden dragon patterns flowed through its veins, and it gave off a mild yet crisp medicinal fragrance.

"Thank you for the trouble. We'll take them right away!"

Dugu Bo took his first and sat down where he stood. The instant he swallowed it, a cool sensation spread throughout his body, making him shiver and tremble slightly.

"That feels amazing! So comfortable, so refreshing!"

Seeing how comfortable his father looked, Dugu Xin hurriedly swallowed his too to experience it for himself.

"Amazing! This feels incredible!"

Nan Huai'an looked at the two of them. "Does it really feel that good?"

Bibi Dong suddenly said, "Teacher, what's this? It's all red and looks pretty nice."

Nan Huai'an turned to look, and his expression instantly changed.

Bibi Dong was approaching the Infernal Delicate Apricot. Just as her finger was about to touch it, Nan Huai'an rushed over, grabbed her by the collar, and lifted her up.

"Huh?"

Bibi Dong's eyes were blank with bewilderment.

What happened?

She looked up at Nan Huai'an, only to meet his furious gaze.

Nan Huai'an raised an eyebrow and said:

"Dong'er, do you realize you nearly died just now?"

Bibi Dong froze.

"How could I have died? Teacher, don't joke around."

Nan Huai'an looked at Bibi Dong, who was small in stature but enormous in daring.

"What you approached just now was the Infernal Delicate Apricot. It contains extremely potent fire poison. If consumed on its own, that poison will scorch the meridians. An ordinary soul master would suffer severe burns just from touching it."

Bibi Dong's little mouth fell open.

"What? It's that dangerous?"

Nan Huai'an pinched Bibi Dong's cheek.

"This place looks beautiful, but danger lurks on every side. If you dare touch things carelessly again, I'll string you up and leave you hanging for a whole day!"

Bibi Dong shrank her neck.

"Then I'd rather not. I don't think I could stand hanging there for a whole day."

"Then behave yourself." Nan Huai'an put Bibi Dong down. "Stay here. I'll find you two immortal herbs to nourish your body and strengthen the toxins of your Death Spider Emperor and Soul Devouring Spider Emperor, along with your physical strength."

Bibi Dong was delighted and nodded repeatedly.

"Teacher, does that mean I'll be able to fight ten people?"

Nan Huai'an laughed.

"Fight ten? I'm afraid you'd get thrashed by all ten!"

Bibi Dong puffed out her cheeks. "Teacher, you really don't believe in your disciple's strength."

Nan Huai'an didn't answer. Instead, he searched nearby for two immortal herbs suitable for the Death Spider Emperor and Soul Devouring Spider Emperor.

The original timeline...

All the viewers were won over by Nan Huai'an's wealth of knowledge.

"His Holiness the Pope is far too immature. First she wanted to take Brother Nan as her captive husband, and now she's nearly caused a disaster. I suggest spanking His Holiness the Pope until her bottom swells up like a monkey's!"

"I agree."

"So do I."

Quite a few people voiced their agreement.

Shrek Academy

"How does he know so much?"

Tang San was furious.

The Octagonal Mysterious Ice Grass and Infernal Delicate Apricot were both his destined opportunities.

This fellow actually knew them in such detail. Didn't that mean the effects of the immortal herbs recorded in his Mysterious Heaven Treasure Record would become an open secret?

Seeing Dugu Bo and Dugu Xin eat immortal herbs infuriated him even more. How could such precious immortal herbs be given to other people so casually?

Damn it!

Tang San cursed inwardly.

My destined opportunities! This is all your fault, Nan Huai'an.

Yu Xiaogang began wondering whether Dong'er had made her move.

Should I go take a look?

Ma Hongjun and Oscar were numb with envy.

Ning Rongrong and Zhu Zhuqing wished they could climb into the sky screen too and become Nan Huai'an's disciples. They wouldn't necessarily be any worse than the six-year-old Bibi Dong.

At least they were obedient.

Xiao Wu was extremely displeased. "You're not even spanking her for this? Come on, spank her!"

The Pope's Palace

"Young Girl Dong, could you be a little more sensible? I still have my dignity to consider!"

Bibi Dong gritted her teeth, wishing she could personally teach Young Girl Dong what it meant to respect one's teacher and honor their teachings.

"Teacher, do you know what everyone outside is saying about you?"

Hu Liena had just returned from outside with a piece of cake, planning to eat while watching the scenes on the sky screen. Most importantly, she could feast on the sight of her teacher embarrassing herself.

Hearing Hu Liena's tone, Bibi Dong said, "Don't want to?"

"Huh? Teacher, you actually want to know? Then Nana will tell you!"

Hu Liena took a bite of cake, moistened her throat, and said with a smile:

"Teacher, everyone outside is saying you ought to be strung up and spanked until your bottom looks like a monkey's. You have no idea-I nearly spat out the water I was drinking when I heard it."

Hu Liena spoke on and on, then clutched her stomach and burst into laughter, even spitting out a little of the cake in her mouth.

To Bibi Dong's ears, that laughter was mockery and humiliation.

Bibi Dong's cheeks began to heat up. Watching her disciple laugh like that, her eyes blazed.

"Nana, tell me how you'd like to die."

Hu Liena's laughter stopped abruptly. "Teacher, don't! I was only stating... Hahaha!"

Seeing Bibi Dong's face turn red and imagining her strung up and beaten until her bottom resembled a monkey's, Hu Liena couldn't hold it in any longer.

"Nana!"

Bibi Dong immediately rose and struck.

"You'd better pray your bottom is tough enough."