Douluo: Qian Renxue, Ye Guyi, and Leng Yaozhu Transmigrate to the Modern World
Chapter 16

Tang San: Wait, How Exactly Was Tang Wulin So Depressed? Let Us See!

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The Soul Masters of the Dragon King era heard Jiang Yan's words, and their eyes instantly filled with delight.

"Tang San's child was actually in our era? Who could it be?"

"Do you think it could be me? I'm actually Tang San's long-lost child."

"Bro, don't make me laugh. If you're Tang San's child, then I'm Sea God Tang San himself!"

At that moment, inside the Sea God Legion, Chen Xinjie looked at the portrait behind him and murmured to himself.

"The Sea God's child is actually in this era too?"

"Then I must find him and protect him!"

Chen Xinjie was not the only one with that thought. Cao Dezhi of the Tang Sect felt the same.

"Tang San's child? Perhaps he's the key to defeating the Abyss Plane!"

Yun Ming swept his divine sense across all of Shrek Academy.

"Could Tang San's child be here in my Shrek Academy?"

Meanwhile, in Eastsea City, Xu Xiaoyan watched Tang Wulin eating, and a bold idea popped into her mind.

Tang Wutong, Tang Wulin... their names are so similar. Maybe...

With that thought, Xu Xiaoyan asked curiously.

"Class president, do you think this child of Tang San's could be you?"

Tang Wulin froze briefly at her words, then shook his head and sighed helplessly.

"If only it really were me. Just look at me. I'm so poor I'm practically begging."

"And with this talent of mine, could I really be Tang San's child?"

"My Innate Soul Power was only rank 3..."

In truth, Tang Wulin had another secret he had not revealed: his Golden Dragon King Bloodline.

This bloodline could take his life at any moment. If he were Sea God Tang San's child, would Sea God Tang San sit back and do nothing?

Meanwhile, Jiang Yan's words had also piqued Leng Yaozhu's interest.

"In my era? Who is it? Do I know him?"

Leng Yaozhu's question stumped Jiang Yan too.

He did not currently know which timeline Leng Yaozhu's Dragon King era belonged to.

So he had no way of determining whether Leng Yaozhu had met Tang Wulin.

Jiang Yan asked in return, "Do you know Tang Wulin?"

"Tang Wulin?" Leng Yaozhu's first reaction upon hearing that name was confusion. She kept feeling she had heard it somewhere before.

"I think I've heard Gu Yue mention him." Leng Yaozhu seemed to remember something.

Wasn't he Gu Yue's classmate in Eastsea City's Class Zero?

They should be going to apply to Shrek Academy soon, right?

"Tang Wulin is Tang San and Xiao Wu's other child?" Qian Renxue asked.

"That's right." Jiang Yan nodded.

"Tang Wulin is the protagonist of that era twenty thousand years later, and he's also known as the most depressed male lead in Douluo history."

Outside the Sky Screen, in the era of The Legend of the Dragon King, the various top powers heard that name.

They immediately issued orders to find the Sea God's son as quickly as possible.

Meanwhile, Tang Wulin, who was eating in Eastsea City, stopped abruptly halfway through wolfing down his food, his eyes wide and his face full of disbelief.

"I'm Tang San's son?"

"That's not right. Isn't my father Tang Ziran?"

Even Gu Yue froze briefly and looked at Tang Wulin in shock. She had never expected Tang Wulin to be Sea God Tang San's son.

But in that case, the Golden Dragon King Bloodline within Tang Wulin made sense.

At that moment, Gu Yue's heart was also torn.

Since he's Tang San's son, that's all the more reason I should kill him and take the Golden Dragon King Bloodline, cutting off future trouble at the root!

But my wager with Na'er...

At that moment, Gu Yue realized that, at some point, she had become sentimental.

Inside the Sky Screen, Ye Guyi looked even more puzzled.

"Why do you say Tang Wulin is the most depressed male lead in Douluo history?"

"Well..." By this point in the conversation, even Jiang Yan felt a little tired.

There were truly far, far too many reasons why Tang Wulin was called the most depressed male lead.

Was he supposed to have them wait and watch the Douluo Dalu III: The Legend of the Dragon King animation later?

Wasn't that a joke?

Douluo Dalu III: The Legend of the Dragon King was not even out yet.

"You'll understand if I show you a video." Jiang Yan felt that finding a short video to watch would be much easier than explaining it himself.

So Jiang Yan took out his phone, opened the Musical Note app, and began searching.

Douluo Continent's most depressed male lead, Tang Wulin.

As soon as the search results appeared, some of the top comments made Jiang Yan's eyes light up.

"Look at these comments!"

As he spoke, Jiang Yan turned his phone's screen toward the three women, and all three looked toward his phone in unison.

The comments read:

His birth parents weren't by his side, his little sister left, his adoptive parents were killed, the girl he liked left, his academy and the Tang Sect were bombed, his grandmaster, companions, and others died, he watched the person he loved get together with someone he hated, his teacher sacrificed himself, and his godmother sacrificed herself.

When he proposed, the person he loved stood on the opposing side, and Uncle Da Ming and Uncle Er Ming, among the few family members he had, were on the opposing side too. I can't imagine how your Uncle Wulin managed to hold on.

Your Uncle Tang Wulin would get possessed if he cultivated too slowly, and if he cultivated too quickly, his body couldn't take it and would explode. If he wasn't depressed, who would be?

Those few short sentences laid bare all the sorrow and suffering of Tang Wulin's life.

Even Ye Guyi choked up as she read. She had thought she had it bad enough, but she had never expected that, compared with Tang Wulin, she was truly nowhere close!

Ye Guyi even snatched Jiang Yan's phone and, with Leng Yaozhu's help, began scrolling through Tang Wulin's comment section.

As Jiang Yan watched Ye Guyi and Qian Renxue staring at a single phone, an idea suddenly sprouted in his mind.

Looks like I need to exchange Shock Points for just a hundred million or so in cash and buy each of them a phone. Anyway, it looks like the points have pretty much built up enough.

I can let them watch Douluo Continent videos in their free time, and I won't have to go to all this trouble explaining things. That's practically getting Shock Points for free!

I wonder what expressions they'll make when they come across videos saying Douluo Continent's power levels are actually the floor tiles of fantasy...

Meanwhile, everyone outside the Sky Screen wore a puzzled expression.

Because Qian Renxue and Ye Guyi were holding the phone while facing the Sky Screen.

As a result, the people outside the Sky Screen could not see what was playing on the phone at all!

Just then, the Sky Screen happened to lift the mute.

[Tang San: Wait, how exactly was Tang Wulin so depressed? Let us see!]

Tang San was on the verge of tears, because the moment Xiao Wu heard that Tang Wulin was the most depressed male lead...

Her pink soul had already become extremely faint, as though it might disappear at any moment...

Inside the Sky Screen, Ye Guyi returned the phone. Just then, the animation reached the scene where Tang San met Dai Mubai.

The two were about to come to blows over a room.

"All right, everything about Tang Wulin's era can't be explained in a short while. I'll tell you about it bit by bit later."

"Let's finish watching how Tang San became a god in the animation first," Jiang Yan said.

Then Jiang Yan checked the time. After another few episodes, it would pretty much be evening.

There should be enough rooms, right?

Jiang Yan suddenly thought of this issue. When he bought this house, he had specifically chosen one with three bedrooms and a living room...

Huh, wait!

Three bedrooms? Then what about the other person?

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