In the Sky Screen Livestream Room, Qiangu Dieting had long since been grinning from ear to ear.
[Qiangu Dieting: Hahahahaha, Fireworks Douluo Long Yeyue. That name really suits you!]
[Long Yeyue: What do you mean by that, you old fossil?]
[Qiangu Dieting: Exactly what I said. I didn't come up with the name, so why are you yelling at me?]
[Long Yeyue: What, has it been too long since I paid your Spirit Pagoda a visit?]
[Qiangu Dieting: Do you really think I'm afraid of you? Fireworks Douluo!]
"Damn it!"
At Shrek Academy in the Dragon King era, Long Yeyue roared indignantly.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the Golden Tree, Yun Ming listened to the information Jiang Yan revealed, making calculations of his own.
The final decisive battle? Even Qiangu Dieting and Qiangu Dongfeng contributed. I wonder how I performed?
As the foremost figure of this era, Yun Ming had always been waiting for an opportunity to display his prowess. The more Jiang Yan said, the more he looked forward to it.
In the Spirit Hall era, Yu Xiaogang finally heard Jiang Yan say something good about him.
[Yu Xiaogang: I knew it! As a dignified theoretical Grandmaster, how could I not receive a single positive assessment!]
In the Peerless Tang Sect era, Xuan Zi felt deeply aggrieved.
[Xuan Zi: I'm unreliable? I'm perfectly reliable, all right!]
[Ghost Emperor: Supreme Elder of our cult, when are you coming back to report to our Holy Spirit Cult?]
[Zhongli Wu: Hahahahaha.]
[Darkness Emperor: Hahahahaha.]
[Xuan Zi: You're courting death! Do you really think I'm a soft persimmon you can squeeze?]
As he spoke, Xuan Zi sent Ghost Emperor an offline PK invitation without hesitation.
[Ghost Emperor: Me? Are you sure?]
[Xuan Zi: What? Are you scared?]
[Ghost Emperor: All right, then. Let me weigh the strength of our cult's Supreme Elder from ten thousand years ago!]
Ghost Emperor accepted Xuan Zi's sparring invitation, and the two appeared in the PK space at the same time.
"Hmph! If I can't defeat you in one move, then my name isn't Taotie Douluo!" As he spoke, Xuan Zi immediately released his Godly Taotie Bull Martial Soul.
Nine Soul Rings appeared beneath Xuan Zi's feet: two yellow, two purple, four black, and one red.
"Oh? Level 98 Super Douluo cultivation. Interesting." Ghost Emperor smiled as nine Soul Rings appeared beneath his feet: four black, four red, and one orange.
"Hmph! You actually have four Hundred Thousand Year Soul Rings. You've killed so many people. As deputy commander of the Shrek Supervisory Group, I will avenge those who died at your hands!" Although Xuan Zi did not recognize the orange Soul Ring, he still recognized the red ones.
Judging by that, this person opposite him must have killed quite a few people!
As his words fell, Xuan Zi released his Godly Taotie Bull Martial Soul and charged at Ghost Emperor.
Then...
In the Sky Screen Livestream Room,
[Ghost Emperor: Wait, why is it over? You couldn't even withstand a single move from me.]
[Xuan Zi: ...]
[Qian Daoliu: ? This is the level of Shrek Academy's people ten thousand years later? They can't even beat an Evil Soul Master?]
[Mu En: Let me exchange a few moves with you!]
Just then, within the Sky Screen, Jiang Yan checked the time and realized it was almost midnight. He turned off the television and said,
"It's already late. Time for bed. Let's watch more tomorrow."
Qian Renxue, Ye Guyi, and Leng Yaozhu all nodded at his words. At this hour, they really did need to sleep.
Just then, Jiang Yan cleared his throat twice and said, "There's just one awkward issue. There are four of us, but only three bedrooms..."
He paused there before continuing, "The one inside is the master bedroom. Which of you is sleeping with me tonight?"
All three women's expressions changed at his words.
"I'm not used to sleeping with other people," Leng Yaozhu said first. She stood up, walked into the first bedroom, and shut the door with a bang.
The three of them stared, dumbfounded.
"I'm used to sleeping alone too." Qian Renxue followed right behind her and entered the second bedroom.
Only Jiang Yan and Ye Guyi remained in the living room.
"Seriously, how are they both so quick?" Jiang Yan said indignantly.
Why is every one of them so shrewd?
Meanwhile, the Sky Screens above the three eras of the Douluo Continent went completely dark, and even the broadcast in the Sky Screen Livestream Room cut out.
Mu En and Ghost Emperor's arranged match also came to nothing.
In the Modern Era, Ye Guyi glanced at Jiang Yan, then at the last bedroom, and said quietly,
"You can take the last bedroom. I'll just sleep on the couch."
Jiang Yan: "?"
What kind of talk was that?
Make a girl sleep on the couch?
"No need. You take it. I'll sleep on the couch." As he spoke, Jiang Yan went into the last bedroom, took out a quilt, and laid it on the couch.
"I used to sleep on the couch a lot when I stayed up late." Jiang Yan looked at Ye Guyi and forced a smile, saying, "All right, go get some sleep."
"Then... all right." Seeing this, Ye Guyi said nothing more and entered the innermost bedroom.
Sitting on the couch, Jiang Yan opened the system panel.
Since he had watched quite a bit of anime that day, his Shock Points had reached 5,300.
"Time to take a look at the Shop and see what good stuff it has."
Jiang Yan opened the system Shop, only to discover that the names of the vast majority of its products were all ???.
"Seriously, what are all these question marks supposed to mean? You won't let me redeem any products?"
"Then why give me this system? As a decoration?"
"System, you'd better give me an explanation! Otherwise, I really will give you an electric shock!"
Jiang Yan was undoubtedly furious. He had opened the Shop full of anticipation, and this was what he got?
[Your current Shop level is too low. Please spend Shock Points as soon as possible to increase your Shop level.] [The higher your Shop level, the more rewards you can choose to redeem.] [Your current Shop level: 1.]
"Fine, fine, fine. Why didn't you tell me something so important sooner?"
"So the system is training the human, huh? You really need an electric shock."
Cursing, Jiang Yan scrolled to the bottom of the Shop.
Jiang Yan could redeem the last few rewards, and among them was what he most urgently needed right now: money.
Since Jiang Yan had bought this home with a loan that he had yet to pay off, and had recently lost his job and was out of work on top of that, he was anxious beyond measure.
"The exchange rate for money is 1:100. Does that mean my 5,300 Shock Points can get me over five hundred thousand?" Jiang Yan said in delighted surprise.
Looks like I cursed too soon. The system is still very useful!
"By the way, System, what sorts of things do all those locked products in the Shop include?" Jiang Yan asked.
In the Modern Era, he seemingly had no use for that many products, did he?
Jiang Yan waited quite a while, only to find that this damned system showed no response at all.
"You won't reveal even a little? You really are something, System."
"It's not like there could be something like a spacetime passage that lets me travel to other worlds, or rewards from other worlds I can redeem, right?"
Since the system would not say anything, Jiang Yan could only speculate on his own.
Just then, the innermost bedroom door suddenly opened, and a cute little head poked out.
"What's wrong? Is something uncomfortable?" Jiang Yan asked with a smile when he saw Ye Guyi's little head poking out.
"Um... this bed is pretty big. Why don't we sleep together?" Ye Guyi said shyly. As she spoke, her entire little face visibly reddened.