Damn Shota Lover, Get Struck by Lightning!
"Oh my, why are you calling so urgently?"
A seductive, enchanting voice sounded behind Qingxiao.
A pair of hands wrapped around her slender waist, and a head rested on her shoulder.
Looking at the Yin-Yang Marriage Contract in Qingxiao's hand, the Inner Demon's lips curled into a smug smile.
"See? Haven't you already secured your status?"
"That's something nobody else has gotten yet."
"Inner Demon!"
Qingxiao pulled the hands away from her waist and turned to look at her Inner Demon.
"Huh? Original, why are you shouting so loudly?" The Inner Demon tilted her head, an utterly brazen smile on her face.
"Did I do something wrong? It's not like I did anything bad."
"Nothing?"
Qingxiao raised the Yin-Yang Marriage Contract in her hand.
"You call this nothing?"
"I was wondering why you suddenly took out a discipleship invitation for no reason, and even had me sign it myself."
"So you were scheming all along!"
"It's already signed. Are you going to tear up the marriage contract?"
The Inner Demon glanced at the contract before her, her smile growing wider.
"Your disciple wrote this himself, and you even signed your own name on it."
"I only changed a few words."
"Original, don't you think a marriage contract is better than a discipleship invitation?"
Qingxiao stared at the Inner Demon.
She had clearly gotten the better of her before, making her fuse completely with her.
But ever since she met her disciple, she had been suppressed by the Inner Demon time and again, her state of mind thrown into complete disarray.
"You..."
Qingxiao took a deep breath and calmed herself. "That was a discipleship invitation. It was meant to establish our status as master and disciple, and you changed it into a marriage contract. What is my disciple supposed to think in the future?"
"Your disciple won't think too much of it." The Inner Demon planted her hands on her hips and held her head and chest high, proud and pleased with herself.
"Your disciple didn't notice when he signed it. If you don't tell him, Original, he'll never know the true nature of that discipleship invitation in his entire life."
Seeing her like that, the Inner Demon suddenly smiled.
"How about I get married in your place? You can just carry on being his master."
She took a few steps forward and reached for the contract, intending to pull it away, only to find that Qingxiao was gripping it tightly.
"Huh? Didn't you say you didn't want to sign it? Why are you holding it so tight?" The Inner Demon smiled unrestrainedly.
"Original? It seems our Immortal Venerable Qingxiao doesn't mean what she says."
Qingxiao pressed her lips together and looked at her.
"So, what exactly have you gained from cultivating the Dao of Emotionlessness for all those years?"
The Inner Demon took another step forward, drawing closer and meeting her eyes.
"Can you really suppress what's in your heart? If you could, how would I have come out?"
"I am whatever you think in your heart. If you truly didn't want it at all, I wouldn't exist in the first place."
Qingxiao lowered her eyes to the contract in her hand, looking at the words "united in heart forever" and then at Xu Qing's name.
"...My disciple is still young. He has none of his previous memories right now. You tricked him into signing something like this. What will he think in the future?"
The Inner Demon shrugged, an alluring smile appearing on her face.
"I don't know what your disciple will think when he grows up. But what I do know is that once he does, Original, you'll have even less chance of snatching him."
"All I know right now is that the little reserve ration I raised looks delicious no matter how I look at him. Hehe..."
Qingxiao looked at the Inner Demon in some confusion, but then silently pulled out a bundle of lightning talismans.
"Lightning Division of the Nine Heavens, heed my sword's command."
In an instant, the lightning talismans floated into the air, the lightning patterns on them shining with blinding brilliance.
Thick bolts of lightning crashed down from the heavens, striking fiercely at the Inner Demon before her.
The Inner Demon reacted swiftly and leaped aside in time. "Original, what are you doing? How dare you strike me with lightning!"
"Inner Demon, I'm telling you, a shota lover like you needs to be struck dead by divine lightning!"
Qingxiao spoke gravely, her face stern.
A # symbol appeared on the Inner Demon's forehead. "I'm just your Inner Demon. Who should the Lightning Division of the Nine Heavens really be zapping?!"
"You're the damn shota lover!"
Watching the Inner Demon rage like thunder, Qingxiao silently put the marriage contract away and turned around, a faint smile curling her lips. Then she vanished from the pure white space.
Outside the pure white space.
Xu Qing soaked in the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, his presence steadily rising as intense pain surged through him.
Ice-blue and crimson patterns flashed alternately across his skin, while Soul Power spun wildly through his meridians.
The ice and fire spring water bubbled as its power surged madly into his body.
Hsin stood in the air above the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well, staring intently at Xu Qing below.
At that moment, a chilling sword intent erupted from the second card suspended above the Ice and Fire Yin Yang Well.
A cold, otherworldly figure appeared on the previously blank card, holding an ice-blue longsword, graceful and ethereal.
It was none other than Qingxiao.
Hsin saw the familiar figure appear on the card, but she had no attention to spare for anything else, worrying only about her own Resonator.
As the contract with the character on the second card was completed, Xu Qing's Soul Rings were forced to appear as well.
His First Soul Ring was yellow, but his second was black.
Moreover, the original yellow of his First Soul Ring kept deepening, turning purple before rapidly darkening to black.
The Soul Power inside Xu Qing soared.
After breaking through level 21, he surged straight to level 30 as the power of the two Ten Thousand Year Soul Rings washed madly through him.
When he reached level 30, a third card condensed into being.
Xu Qing was pulled into a pure white space once again, where he lay on the ground.
When he opened his eyes, he found a delicate, pretty face before him, with pink hair and eyes like brilliant stars. She gripped his hand in overwhelming excitement and cried out:
"You're finally awake, my husband!"
"The spaceship we were traveling on had an accident, forcing us to land here."
Xu Qing's face was full of question marks.
Who am I? Where am I? Where have I ended up?
What the hell was that first thing you said?
"Aemeath?"
When she heard Xu Qing speak, the excitement in Aemeath's eyes froze.
Wait, Dad, you're already this little, so why do you still have your memories??
"Aaaaah!!!"
"Um, I, um..." Aemeath began stammering at once.
Seeing her like a child who had done something wrong, Xu Qing reached out and patted her head.
"I'm here."
"Wah, Dad!" Aemeath hurriedly pulled Xu Qing into a tight embrace.
"I missed you so much, I missed you so much, I missed you so much. I was so scared, so, so scared that I'd never see you again."
Aemeath's forceful embrace smothered Xu Qing, leaving him unable to breathe.
"Can you loosen up a little? Both of you, honestly."
Xu Qing called out weakly.
Seriously, you're both at your peak, but the problem is, I'm just a little noob right now.
If you squeeze any harder, you're really going to crush me.
[As for the order, a reader asked for Little Ai to come first, followed by Little Ka.]