Confident Gangzi, Furious Gangzi, Xu Qing: Throw This Thing into the Latrine for Me.
"Which jerk is being so annoying?"
Hsin's fists clenched.
She wanted nothing more than to give the guy knocking on the door a couple of good punches.
"Go see who it is."
"Yes, Master."
"Wait."
Hsin rose to go outside, but Xu Qing called her back.
"What is it, Master?"
"Where's your normal outfit?"
Xu Qing looked up at Xinyue Fox's strapless, deep-V dress. Not only were her sizable breasts half exposed, but her back and legs were bare too.
It was hardly an outfit for going out.
Well, it was a gacha game. Weren't the female characters bound to be risqué?
It was only natural to make their outfits a little skimpy to catch players' eyes.
But Hsin was from his private server now. Although he had designed even more revealing, more seductive outfits for her-swimsuits, uniforms, nurse outfits, doctor outfits, policewoman outfits, and so on-
Those were all for the Drifter to see.
She also had relatively normal clothes for going out.
"Mm, Master, I just wanted to teach that guy a proper lesson. I completely forgot."
The pair of fox ears on Hsin's head drooped as she listened attentively to Xu Qing's scolding.
Everything about her belonged to her master. No one else could even dream of taking advantage of her.
Then, with a flash of red light, her clothes changed into a demure dress. Her figure was still curvaceous and full, but everything that needed covering was covered.
"I rather like how possessive you are, Master."
Hsin leaned down and planted another kiss on Xu Qing's face.
"Why don't you keep me all to yourself forever, Master?"
"I want to be with you forever and ever, Master."
"Little Qingxiao, Elder Sister, Suhsin, Yangyang, Suisui... all of them can be set aside."
Hsin cupped Xu Qing's cheeks, a red light flashing in her eyes.
Xu Qing immediately pinched the big fox's cheeks.
"So you're a yandere now?"
"Mm, but you're clearly the possessive one, Master."
The big fox's snowy white ears drooped as she whimpered and looked at Xu Qing.
"I can use transformation techniques too, you know. I can take on all their appearances."
"Wouldn't it be fine if I replaced them all by myself?"
"Besides, you like role-playing too, Master."
"Hehe..."
As she spoke, the big fox planted a few kisses on Xu Qing's face.
"We'll talk about that later. First, let's see who came knocking."
Xu Qing wiped the saliva off his face and rolled his eyes at the vixen.
Hsin swished her fox tail smugly.
Outside the door, Yu Xiaogang regarded the solemn, imposing house with a shifting expression.
Today, he had gone to the Spirit Hall in Nuoding City to collect his stipend. There, he heard a deacon say that a child had been tested yesterday and found to have a trash card Martial Soul, yet Innate Full Soul Power.
In his view, how could someone with a Trash Martial Soul possibly have Innate Full Soul Power?
At first, he even questioned when the Spirit Hall had started falsifying results.
But then another possibility suddenly occurred to him.
The kid definitely had Twin Martial Souls.
Otherwise, there was no way he could have Innate Full Soul Power.
Innate Full Soul Power!
Wasn't this the worthy disciple of his dreams?
As long as he took him as a disciple, his Martial Soul Theory could be proven.
Then who would dare mock him for being invincible only in Martial Soul Theory?
So he hurried over here.
But when had a house like this appeared in this remote corner of Nuoding City?
After knocking for ages without a response, Yu Xiaogang knocked a few more times.
Just as he was growing impatient,
The front door creaked open.
A tall, full-figured woman in a black-and-red dress walked out. Her beauty made even Yu Xiaogang stare.
She was even more beautiful than Bibi Dong and Liu Erlong, both of whom he had met.
But when he saw the pair of fox ears on her head and the fox tail behind her, his gaze grew indifferent again.
She had no trace of Soul Power, and she had fox ears and a tail.
Wasn't this what happened when a person's Martial Soul underwent a malign mutation, leaving animal traits on parts of their body?
The mutation had not only failed to bring her any power, but had ruined her talent for cultivation.
She was just a cripple with a rare appearance and no ability to protect herself.
People like her were usually bought by nobles as playthings and slaves.
"Where's your master? Tell him to come out and see me."
Yu Xiaogang raised his chin slightly and gave Hsin the order.
Hsin narrowed her eyes.
Who did this guy think he was ordering around?
"Who are you? What are you doing at my house?"
Xu Qing walked out, cursing his bad luck inwardly.
Why had this Gangzi come over?
It was best to pretend he didn't know the guy.
Otherwise, as soon as he said he recognized him, this clinging dog-skin plaster would immediately say, "You know me? Then you must be familiar with my ten core theories, right?"
"Child, I am the Grandmaster."
Xu Qing frowned. What did this Gangzi want?
"Send your maid away. There are things I can only tell you."
Yu Xiaogang had already slipped into the role of a teacher.
"No need. If you have something to say, say it here. If not, leave."
Yu Xiaogang frowned.
He glanced at Hsin and sighed. Forget it; she was just an ordinary woman anyway.
Once he took the boy as his disciple, he would teach him properly how to respect his teacher and honor his teachings. He would also teach the boy not to become obsessed with women, trust others, or invest his feelings.
After all, this woman with fox ears and a tail was nothing more than a slave.
"Xu Qing, your Martial Soul is a trash card, yet you have Innate Full Soul Power. Am I right?"
"What exactly are you getting at?" Xu Qing narrowed his eyes and stared at the Gangzi before him.
How did this guy know his name and his Innate Soul Power?
When he had his Martial Soul tested yesterday, he hadn't seen the guy at the Spirit Hall collecting his stipend.
People like Yu Xiaogang were the craftiest.
To collect ten Gold Soul Coins every month,
He had remained stuck at level 29.
He had passed the age of fifty at level 29.
"Little fellow, according to one of the ten core theories I published, the amount of Innate Soul Power is directly proportional to the Martial Soul."
"That paper-thin Martial Soul of yours has neither attack nor defense. It doesn't fit any category."
"You must be the third person in a hundred years to possess Twin Martial Souls."
With that, Yu Xiaogang put on an inscrutable expression, hoping to see shock on Xu Qing's face.
Hsin looked at Yu Xiaogang strangely. What on earth was this guy babbling about?
Since when did her master have Twin Martial Souls?
The corner of Xu Qing's mouth twitched.
Twin Martial Souls?
Was this guy an idiot?
He had used those words to fool Tang San, but trying them on Xu Qing was downright crazy.
"No, you're mistaken. I don't have Twin Martial Souls."
"All right, hurry up and leave."
Xu Qing couldn't be bothered wasting words on this Gangzi and told him to leave.
He was afraid the man would pollute his mind.
"Impossible! You definitely have Twin Martial Souls!"
Seeing Xu Qing turn and walk away, Yu Xiaogang stared in shock and couldn't help shouting.
"I am the Grandmaster acknowledged by the Soul Master World, invincible in theory."
"There are no trash Martial Souls, only trash Soul Masters. Take me as your teacher, and under my guidance, you will surely become a Titled Douluo."
"Otherwise, you simply won't be able to resolve the effects of Twin Martial Souls. Forget becoming a stronger Soul Master-even absorbing a Soul Ring will make you explode, and you'll lose your life."
Killing intent surged in Hsin's eyes. How dare he curse her master? This little buzz-cut bastard was asking to die!
She clenched her fists, ready to kill him.
But Xu Qing stopped, turned around, and looked at Yu Xiaogang with contempt.
"As expected of the Grandmaster who passed fifty at level 29. Others cultivate and break through levels; you cultivate and break through ages."
"You insulted yourself twice in one sentence. You're one of a kind in the Soul Master World. Truly invincible."
"In short, double trash!"
"Keeping you alive is a waste of rice."
"How could you be shameless enough to come here and ask me to take you as my teacher?"
"Your Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Martial Soul turned into a pig, and your Innate Soul Power was only level 0.5. I don't even know what to say."
"The Blue Lightning Tyrant Dragon Clan produced a thing like you. Your ancestors can't keep their coffin lids down."
"If I were you, I'd find a crooked-necked tree and hang myself from it."
Xu Qing's words turned Yu Xiaogang's face and neck red. His eyes were bloodshot, and he panted like an ox.
"You ignorant brat! A Soul Grandmaster is not to be insulted!"
"A Soul Grandmaster is not to be insulted?"
Xu Qing pointed at Yu Xiaogang's big nose and mocked him.
"Is the next line, 'Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river; don't bully the poor middle-aged, don't bully the poor elderly, respect the dead, tears of the tomb raiders'?"
"Go find somewhere cool and get lost. Stop being an eyesore here!"
"Aaaah!!!"
"Arrogant brat!"
Yu Xiaogang roared like a madman as he pulled out a mask and covered his face.
"Ignorant brat, I'll teach you a proper lesson on your family's behalf!"
"Luo Sanpao, come out!"
"Earth-Shattering Luo Sanpao!"
Xu Qing's expression changed, and he shouted.
"Hsin, knock this guy out, quick! Otherwise, the whole house will reek!"
Hsin was startled too.
"A mere slave without Soul Power thinks she can-"
But before Gangzi could finish laughing, Hsin appeared behind him and struck him hard with a stick, knocking him completely unconscious.
When the Soul Master fainted, Luo Sanpao, his External Beast Martial Soul, fainted as well.
"Phew."
Xu Qing breathed a sigh of relief.
Good thing they had knocked out this stinking-fart Gangzi. If he had let loose a fart that was both loud and foul, how could Xu Qing go on living in his new home?
The more Xu Qing thought about it, the angrier he became. He strode up to Yu Xiaogang and kicked him hard in the face twice.
I finally got myself a new home, and I haven't even enjoyed it for two days. Now you come here to cause trouble?
Damn it.
"Master, shall I just kill this guy?"
Killing intent surged in Hsin's eyes. Anyone who dared insult her master had to die!
"This pile of dog shit-it would be letting him off too easily to kill him while he's unconscious."
Xu Qing stared at Yu Xiaogang, grinding his teeth.
Was it easy for me to get a new home?
"Then what now?"
"He actually came to my new home to let out a stinking fart. We absolutely can't let him off lightly."
"Doesn't he like farting?"
"Make a puppet to grab him, find a latrine pit, and throw him in!"
"Damn!"
"Yes, Rover."
Hsin's eyes lit up.
She raised her hand and snapped her fingers. Red cubes of energy appeared one after another, then assembled into a humanoid puppet.
With one hand clutching Yu Xiaogang and the other clutching Luo Sanpao, it prepared to head outside and find a latrine pit.
"Wait."
Xu Qing suddenly called out to Hsin, the big fox.
"Rover, what is it?"
"Right, this guy should have an illustrated guide to Soul Beasts or something."
Xu Qing looked at Yu Xiaogang thoughtfully.
After all, Gangzi had tricked Bibi Dong the Idiot into getting a great deal of Spirit Hall's core records for her.
His Card Martial Soul could obtain one card every ten levels, and he could form contracts with characters from Wuthering Waves.
He didn't need to obtain Soul Rings, so naturally, he didn't need to learn how to tell a Soul Beast's age or know where Soul Beasts generally lived in Soul Beast forests.
But he was living on the Douluo Continent, after all. He couldn't go without knowing a single thing about Soul Beasts.
Hsin understood at once. She immediately used her mental power to control Gangzi and open the Storage Soul Tool he carried. After rummaging through it, she found some books.
Xu Qing casually flipped through them, clicking his tongue in amazement.
"This guy really did copy a lot of Spirit Hall's records."
"All right, get ready to throw this guy into a latrine pit."
Hsin nodded and immediately set off with Xu Qing and the puppet, which was holding Gangzi, to find the biggest latrine pit.
They were going to let this guy enjoy himself properly.
The two had only walked a short distance when they heard a cry from afar.
"Spare him!"