Spare No Expense on Goddesses
Of the 1.9 million Simp Coins, Feng Xiaotian had successfully earned a commission of 190,000. He felt delighted.
Who said spending money on a goddess meant he had to be a simp?
He could also get a goddess to come to him and ask him to spend on her. Wasn't that even better?
Just like the rich men in his previous life, did they ever lack goddesses at their side?
Perhaps, in their eyes, goddesses were little different from tools. When a tool stopped working well, broke, or got lost, they could simply throw it away. They wouldn't care at all.
What was there to fear when he had money!
Besides, Feng Xiaotian wasn't just rich. He could also exchange coins in the system for all sorts of strange and wonderful items with every imaginable function. It had everything one could want, even resurrection cards.
Tell me, would someone like me still need to be a simp?
Shouldn't goddesses be the ones turning around and becoming charming simp cats for me?
Of course, a goddess who could be completely tempted by money might not be all that great, and there didn't seem to be much challenge in it either.
[Ding... Congratulations to the host for spending on a goddess. Shui Bing'er's affection +5. Her current affection for the host is 3.]
Her affection increased?
Feng Xiaotian immediately looked at Shui Yue'er's panel in the system.
Unlike Shui Bing'er, however, Shui Yue'er hadn't been successfully bound. She was only on the list of goddesses he could spend on!
This also meant that even if Shui Yue'er's looks reached their peak in the future, her combined three goddess stats still wouldn't reach 96 or above!
Shui Yue'er (90, ordinary goddess) Status: healthy Age: 14 Soul Power: level 28 Martial Soul: Jade Dolphin Soul Rings: yellow, yellow Affection: 3
Feng Xiaotian thought, System, why didn't you say so earlier? Why am I only allowed to use two million Simp Coins on ordinary goddesses each day? Isn't that stopping me from spending on goddesses?
He had already made his choice. This time, he had wanted to get Shui Yue'er a necklace worth ten million, but who would have thought his total daily allowance was only two million Simp Coins?
With no other choice, he had settled on giving Shui Yue'er the most valuable necklace under 1.95 million, one whose effects wouldn't be particularly great.
A support necklace that provided a 20% boost on its own cost only 50,000 Simp Coins, and twenty square meters of storage space cost less than another 50,000.
As for sealing an absolute defense skill effective against anyone below level 96 into it, that only cost a few hundred thousand Simp Coins.
All three functions together cost less than one million Simp Coins.
But combining those three functions in a single necklace made it valuable, so it cost 1.9 million Simp Coins.
Still, that was fine too. The more Simp Coins he could spend on a goddess, the more he would receive.
Feng Xiaotian had also considered giving Shui Yue'er an immortal-grade herb, such as Narcissus Jade Muscle Bone. It would only cost a little over a million Simp Coins, though a higher-quality one would be more expensive.
After all, even immortal-grade herbs of the same kind came in different grades, from ordinary to premium quality, and the medicinal effects they contained varied greatly.
But those things were simply too effective. He couldn't give them to goddesses too early.
As the saying went, possessing a jade treasure was itself a crime. Early on, he didn't have the absolute power to protect himself. If he frequently gave goddesses herbs that could greatly increase their potential and Soul Power...
Once word got out, he would suffer a devastating calamity. Perhaps even Godwind Academy wouldn't be able to protect itself.
So it was enough to exchange for ordinary, expensive things that were of some use to goddesses!
That was the waste Feng Xiaotian had in mind!
Feng Xiaotian asked again, "System, you just said the daily allowance for ordinary goddesses is two million Simp Coins. What about exquisite goddesses and perfect goddesses? And how can I increase the amount of Simp Coins I'm allowed to spend on goddesses?"
[The host's current Simp Coin allowance for perfect goddesses is 10 million!]
[The host's current combined daily allowance for exquisite goddesses and ordinary goddesses is 5 million Simp Coins. Of that, no more than 2 million may be spent on ordinary goddesses and no more than 5 million on exquisite goddesses. The combined daily spending on both cannot exceed 5 million Simp Coins.]
[To increase the allowance, successfully win over a goddess! Each time the host successfully wins over a goddess, the spending allowance will increase by a certain amount.]
[Tip: When a goddess's affection for the host reaches 90 or above, she counts as successfully won over.]
The detailed rules lay before him. The system had set them entirely with the host's spending in mind and to prevent certain bugs.
Although he had a hundred trillion Simp Coins, he couldn't possibly use them all at once.
Otherwise, it would become a bug in the system!
That made it very simple for him to obtain Simp Coins he could use himself.
And there was another goal: to spend as often as possible every day, ultimately winning over the goddesses.
After all, wasn't a simp's ultimate goal to take the goddess home and play Fight the Landlord together?
If a simp didn't even want that, Feng Xiaotian couldn't imagine what kind of unusual fetish he had!
He took another look at Shui Bing'er's current affection of 0 and Shui Yue'er's 3. Raising them to 90 really wouldn't be easy.
After all, for some people, spending money didn't actually increase their affection by much. He needed to send charcoal in the snow at the right time to increase it.
For example, if the other person was a rich girl who lacked nothing, even giving her a mountain of gold wouldn't move her, because she already had one.
There were others whose affection might not increase by much even if he spent tens or hundreds of millions of Simp Coins on them.
That was because they cared about what he gave them, not about him.
So Feng Xiaotian had an idea of his own. If he encountered a goddess he could never satisfy in the future, he might as well give up. What would he do if he spent on her until her strength reached the god level, but her heart didn't belong to him?
If he was going to spend, he would spend on goddesses he could obtain.
After all, in Douluo, each beauty's looks defied the heavens. Goddesses were the last thing it lacked.
Even an ordinary goddess couldn't be compared to those goddesses from the internet or television in his previous life.
Just as Feng Xiaotian was thinking of returning to his room and had pushed out his hand, a rough voice sounded behind him.
"Old man Cheng, I didn't expect you to still be alive. You came to my Blazing Fire Academy without even saying a word!"
Feng Xiaotian turned around and saw a slender old man who looked to be in his sixties, about 1.9 meters tall, with long, fiery red hair.
Beside him were Huo Wu and Huo Wushuang, who had brought them in during the day.
Huo Wushuang looked fine, but Huo Wu's expression seemed a little off. Her lips were also slightly pursed, as if she resented and was angry with the old man beside her.
Just then, a door two rooms down from Feng Xiaotian was suddenly pushed open.
Before Cheng Cheng appeared, his voice rang out.
"You're not dead yet, old man Huo, so how could I die? I came this time to see if you'd kicked the bucket!"
Only after he finished speaking did Cheng Cheng walk out.
At that moment, however, Cheng Cheng looked as though he had no injuries at all, full of vigor.
Feng Xiaotian knew that Cheng Cheng probably didn't want to look sickly in front of his old friend and was forcing himself to keep going!