Cho Chang's Seduction Technique

With the arrival of November, the Quidditch Tour for the 1992-93 school year finally began.

The Slytherin Quidditch Team has become the number one enemy of the other three houses.

With most teams using Nimbus 1700, Slytherin, through some underhanded means, snagged a top-tier player and directly upgraded to Nimbus 2001... It's impossible not to feel envious.

Students are primarily focused on their studies, and their technical skills are mostly just average. Those with exceptional talent and outstanding abilities are a minority; the difference in skill level is mostly determined by equipment.

The saying "The rich rely on equipment, the poor rely on mutation" is not just a casual remark.

This upset the captains of the other three college teams, especially Wood, who had vowed to win the championship.

He wished he could sneak into Slytherin House and burn all seven brooms to the ground.

And then...

Blame the person who attacked Filch!

If Harry knew this, he would probably be grateful to Wood for the rest of his life.

Everyone believes Harry is the murderer who attacked Filch. Are you trying to get yourself blamed even more for this?

Fortunately, Wood didn't become a passionate arsonist; he just became a keyboard warrior, spouting nonsense.

The first match officially began on Saturday.

Ravenclaw vs. Slytherin.

As eleven o'clock approached, the entire school faculty and students began heading to the Quidditch stadium.

Today is a rare good day, and the sun is shining brightly.

When William entered the dressing room, Hermione and Anne rushed over to cheer him on.

Anne told William to teach the Slytherin team a lesson, as she still remembered the insults they had received last time.

Cedric also shamelessly came over to cheer, but not for William; he was sending his blessings to Cho.

It's always "Watch out for the Bludger," and "Beware of Malfoy's Nimbus 2001, don't try to outrun him"... If the rules allowed, he'd probably be riding a flying broomstick, acting as a protector next to Cho.

Simps... they always find a way to... get in...

"Where are Fred and George?"

After Cedric and Qiu finished their chatter, William picked up the broom and asked a question.

"They work with the Niffler," Cedric winked.

The search for the Chamber of Secrets continues, and navigating the complex sewer system is destined to be a lengthy undertaking.

So Fred and George have become underground workers, spending their free time working in the sewers.

Besides finding the Chamber of Secrets, the biggest gain for the Niffler was that they found quite a few Galleon and Silver Sickle, but of course, the most were Knut.

The students' money always ended up in the sewers, falling into the pipes.

George and Fred suddenly discovered that scavenging could actually make them rich... Sure enough, the rumors circulating in the Wizarding World that Hogwarts relies on the Niffler to collect coins from all over the world to keep it running weren't unfounded.

Besides the money, they also found a large clump of long hair blocking a section of the pipe, which looked particularly horrifying.

Long hair in the sewers is generally a common trope in horror movies.

The most disgusting thing is the Merpeople in the sewer.

While not as disgusting as the Merpeople in the Japanese film of the same name, it's pretty close.

The Merpeople from the Black Lake somehow ended up in the sewers; its entire body was rotting.

William could accept it, after all, he was a man who had watched the world's top ten banned films in his previous life.

I have the mental fortitude to handle this.

The competition is about to begin.

The team members put on their sky-blue Ravenclaw Quidditch Team and stepped onto the field.

The audience immediately cheered, and many stands displayed banners that read "Stark!"

In the competition last semester, he broke the record for the highest score in a match against Slytherin.

Then, he led a weak team to victory with a single core player (Qiu:??)... gaining a large number of fans.

Many people believe that William is the greatest scorer in Hogwarts' history.

With more fans comes more idiots, and several female fans have already started fighting... but none of the male students watching intervened to break it up.

"Why don't you just tear her clothes off!"

"Don't worry, let her tear it! She won't dare! We're watching."

"Are you going to tear it or not...? If not, we're going to watch the game!"

As usual, Lee Jordan was the commentator for this episode, and he immediately started talking about the second-best newt.

"Hey! The Ravenclaw Quidditch Team is out!"

"Lee Jordan, speak normally!" Professor McGonagall got goosebumps.

The stadium was filled with boos.

"What's wrong with talking like that, Qiaodu Madai?"

Hey, tell me.

So, you guys don't like me anymore... How cold-hearted of you, huh? I've shown you something unpleasant. Someone like me should just disappear, you know!

William wondered, he had only recommended some Japanese adult videos to Lee, so why had it turned out this way?

Cedric only occasionally gets a yamete, has slightly dark circles under his eyes, and experiences a decline in daily memory; he's nothing like this.

Soon, the two team captains went up to shake hands.

William looked at Malfoy and delivered a throat-slitting salute.

"Autumn, how's your practice of the Wronski Feint I taught you going?" William shielded his eyes from the bright sunlight.

"It probably won't fool Potter, but fooling a rookie like Malfoy... is quite easy."

William shook his head. Others might not be able to fool Harry, but Cho would fool him without fail.

Of course, the move wasn't Wronski Feint, but should be named -- Qiu Zhang's Seduction Technique!

Or... the autumn sales tactic!

All Cho needs to do is pretend to lose control of the broom and throw it to the ground, and Harry will definitely lose his temper and rush after her to play the hero.

Then, Cho seizes the opportunity and turns her flying broom in time... Harry, caught off guard and focused on Cho, is bound to fall to the ground.

According to the rules of "Wizard Kill", when William plays the Autumn Zhang card, the skill "Seduction" is activated.

The effect is: [During your turn, reduce the combat strength of one enemy Quidditch player (male character) by half.]

Note: This card has a special effect on the characters "Cedric" and "Harry Potter", causing both characters to lose 200% of their combat ability!

So... you could probably succeed even if you threw Harry three or four times in a match.

Hehe~

There's a price to pay; if it happens too often, Harry might never believe in love again.

Then he entered a monastery and realized those two truths:

Even a simp won't get a house.

Only same-sex love is true love!

William discovered that he was a tactical genius of unparalleled talent, and it would be a shame if he didn't become the head coach of the Chudley Cannons.

But this tactic cannot be told to Cedric, otherwise he might just dump William's body in the Black Lake and then slice him into pieces to feed the Merpeople.

Seeing William standing there with his hands on his hips, laughing triumphantly, Qiu was completely bewildered and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, just thinking about something happy." William's smile faded. "Are you ready to slaughter Slytherin?"

"Certainly!"

"Very good!"

All the Ravenclaw players put their hands together.

"Listen to my whistle," Madam Hooch blew her whistle and shouted, "Three... two... one... go!"

A roar of cheers erupted from the crowd as they took off; the fourteen team members soared into the sky together.

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