A Certain Magical Hogwarts
Chapter 693

How Many Floors Must a Bag of Rice Be Carried Up?

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After Charlie whipped Malfoy a dozen times, William began to learn close-quarters combat techniques from him.

William possesses a comprehensive set of combat skills, encompassing both magic and swordsmanship.

It also occasionally includes two parts: drug use and hidden weapons, well... that is, Potions and alchemical items.

The magical skills were first learned from Professor Flitwick, a master of combat, and later honed by different professors.

For example, Professor Snape was one of William's favorite targets for exploitation.

Don't let his title as Potions Professor fool you; his abilities are not to be underestimated.

No wonder he always wanted to become Defence Against Dark Magic; he certainly has the ability.

After several years of training, William gradually developed his own fighting style and invented many matching offensive spells.

He learned swordsmanship from Dumbledore.

The principal is a true fencing master, the kind with very high skill.

According to him, when he was young, Grindelwald was his only rival.

Sharp!

William could easily imagine the bloody scene of that head-on confrontation.

After watching Charlie's fight, he suddenly had another idea: becoming a melee mage wouldn't be bad.

Wizards are mostly high-attack, low-defense. One slide tackle... cough cough, Apparition closes in, followed by Pinecone Bounce and Lightning Whip, and they can kick you and your wand to pieces.

Furthermore, combat sports also involve a large number of dodging and footwork techniques.

Like Floyd Mayweather, the boxing champion nicknamed "Mei Paopao," who once had a terrifying 49-fight undefeated record.

He's nicknamed "Mei Paopao" because of his exceptional dodging skills.

He's hovering right in front of you, and you can't hit him even if you throw a punch.

If it were a wizard, standing just centimeters away, with his physical abilities... he could probably dodge Avada Kedavra.

Then I can punch you and knock you out.

William doesn't need to reach that level, but being able to dodge most close-range Avada Kedavra is enough.

Imagine, when Voldemort unleashed an Avada Kedavra, William dodged it by flicking his head...

Could anything be more outrageous than this?

That's like killing someone by breaking their spirit!

Besides close combat, William also started practicing yoga with Hermione.

Yoga... well, even if it doesn't improve flexibility, stretching is still good, right?

It started with Anne learning from Lyanna, and then Hermione joined in the experiment.

William didn't understand what crow pose, sage pose, lotus pose, horse pose, etc., but he thought the movements were very graceful and suitable for Hermione to learn.

Regardless of the posture, practicing yoga regularly offers numerous benefits.

At the very basic level... his body is extremely flexible, capable of performing almost any inhuman movement.

However, there's a downside to learning yoga: it can be tiring, and sometimes you might even find yourself in bed with it.

Therefore, boys must take good care of themselves when they are out and about.

If any girl tells you she wants to learn yoga with you, don't hesitate, just... slap her.

These kinds of thugs deserve a good beating.

After studying it repeatedly, William realized something: he could take Hermione's place in the evening match.

William had always wanted to take Hermione's place in the Third Task.

But even though Hermione knew it was a time loop, she always refused to let William take her place.

In Hermione's words: She has no memory, every day is the first time, and she wants to play too.

But ever since she practiced "yoga" with William during the day, the amount of exercise was so intense that Hermione's legs felt weak and she didn't have the strength to participate in the competition.

William had no choice but to do it himself.

This method always works.

The 101st cycle,

The Room of Requirement.

William and Hermione each took Polyjuice Potion and then transformed into each other.

William then selected some nice outfits from Hermione's clothes, according to his own preferences.

At first, he wasn't used to Hermione's body, but as time went on, he even started dressing himself in women's clothing.

Hermione watched in stunned silence.

Especially William, holding a small mirror, fixing his makeup and hair... he was even more feminine than her!

Even though it's my own body pressing against it, this feeling is very strange!

"Don't make any big movements."

Hermione repeatedly emphasized this, seemingly afraid that William would ruin her image.

"Don't worry." William touched his "chest" and chuckled, "I know your body better than I know mine."

Hermione blushed.

"Pah! You filthy scoundrel!!"

If it weren't for the competition, she would love to use William's body right now to practice yoga with him.

Let him feel that pain too!

How many floors does one have to carry a bag of rice up?

A bag of rice has to be carried up two flights of stairs!

The Quidditch arena was packed with people.

Ludo, along with four patrolmen, walked off in different directions and spread out around the maze.

William, disguised as Hermione, stood calmly at the entrance to the maze.

He's been here many times, and each time he takes a different route.

Therefore, the obstacles and Fantastic Beasts encountered each time are different.

But as training began, his match times became shorter and shorter.

Overall, the Fantastic Beasts Hagrid prepared were quite interesting.

Whether it's the quality or... the taste.

Since time loops are possible, even if William accidentally goes too far and kills Hagrid's little darling... it doesn't matter.

In a competition, it's normal to make some big moves.

Anyway, you can roll back.

Therefore, during this period of time, William tasted most of the "edible" animals in the maze.

I've eaten everything from Tebo to Mackled Malaclaw...

Surprisingly, the best quality meat came from Madame Maxime's Abraxan.

Come to think of it, the Abraxan consumes a large amount of oat whiskey every day; it eats better than most people.

The meat... was absolutely delicious.

I ate with William, and there was also Phoebe.

William had run into her several times, and she was using whiskey to seduce those Abraxan.

Phoebe was initially unwilling, but William told her about the time loop.

William has extensive experience in persuading others to believe that he is in a cycle.

Therefore, Phoebe was quickly persuaded by William's simple yet profound explanation.

However, after the match, Madame Maxime discovered this. She took her wand and challenged William to a duel.

She vowed that once she caught William, she would break his limbs one by one.

Thus, another bloody battle unfolded at Hogwarts... William learned how to deal with Giant more effectively.

He would occasionally go to the entrances of other players and bumped into Malfoy a few times.

When William saw the Felix Felicis in Malfoy's hand, he naturally snatched it and drank it himself.

William achieved record-breaking speeds on each of the times he drank Felix Felicis.

On one occasion, it took less than three minutes, stunning everyone.

Are you a pro player, here to stomp on newbies?

Is this really that interesting?

Of course it's interesting.

William found several routes to be the safest, with almost no obstacles.

He decided to tell Hermione about it after the time loop ended.

We not only have to win, but we have to win beautifully.

As for Malfoy... after losing Felix Felicis, he had only walked around one corner when he was knocked unconscious by a female zombie and dragged into... the bushes.

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