A Despairing Umbridge

Umbridge is hospitalized again, halfway through her Care of Magical Creatures.

At that time, four students carried the stretcher, swaying as they walked.

He was accompanied by a dozen or so students who did their best to protect him.

They cried out, "Professor, you must be strong!"

They can't just leave us like this!

Anyone who didn't know better would think Professor Umbridge... was already dead.

Umbridge was furious, but every time she struggled, her buttocks felt like they were getting a shot, making the pain even worse.

The students carried her on a stretcher all the way to the Hospital Wing.

Many people were astonished to see Umbridge lying on a stretcher with a long horn stuck in her buttocks.

What kind of design is this? It's quite unique.

As they passed the Quidditch pitch, Gryffindor players who were training were also watching from all sides.

Anne is throwing Quaffle, and Luna is riding a broomstick, helping her retrieve the ball.

At this moment, she flew in mid-air, looked down for a while, and then excitedly said:

"It's Crumple-Horned Snorkack's horn! Professor Umbridge actually found it, she's so lucky!"

Ginny, who was catching the Golden Snitch on the side, heard this and couldn't help but facepalm:

This can hardly be called luck, can it?

Anne, holding the Quaffle, Quaffle with flair, sending it soaring through the half-court before casually throwing an incredibly long-range shot.

Ron, trying his best to guard the goal, chased after them on his broomstick.

That ball wasn't supposed to go in, but Ron chased too far, and the ball hit him on the head at an angle, flying in just the right moment.

What a beautiful own goal!

Angelina put her hands on her hips and sighed heavily. This goalkeeper... is finished.

News of Umbridge's arrival at the Hospital Wing quickly spread throughout Hogwarts.

Having only been at the university for six months, Umbridge has already become the professor with the most hospitalizations.

But she continues to break records and create new miracles!

It's truly heartbreaking.

Umbridge also felt like she was about to cry, because the Erumpent horn on her buttocks was very difficult to remove.

Having a foreign object enter the body is not inherently a difficult problem.

Madam Pomfrey had been the head nurse at this school for so many years; she was a veteran, and had seen all sorts of bizarre cases!

There are people who eat Doxy eggs, people whose heads get stuck in kettles, and people who grow wings on their backs... Even Hermione, who turned into a catgirl after taking Polyjuice Potion, doesn't make the top ten of the weirdest list.

But the problem with Umbridge is that the foreign object is the horn of Erumpent.

This thing is so deep inside Umbridge's buttocks that it might explode if you try to pull it out with too much force.

Also, any fluids that have entered the body must be removed.

But we lack precious ablation potions... These aren't readily available Potions, and the Hospital Wing doesn't have them.

Snape did have some in his small medicine cabinet, but he refused to provide them, saying he didn't have any.

Umbridge is a Hogwarts teacher; she uses potions, so Snape definitely wouldn't pay for them.

He couldn't be happier for Umbridge to get out of there, so why would he give her a chance to get something for nothing?

Madam Pomfrey then sought out William...

Akali runs her own shop, which has nothing to do with Hogwarts, so she definitely can't offer it for free.

William then immediately raised the price.

Umbridge didn't care about anything else; she was genuinely terrified of an explosion that would kill her from the waist down.

She gritted her teeth and bought it anyway.

Madam Pomfrey received the potion and, after half a day of surgery, removed the animal horn.

Therefore, the only downside to expensive things is that they are expensive!

The horn of the Erumpent is highly valuable in Potions Making and is classified as a Class B tradable item.

Previously, Snape had even approached William, secretly collecting the horns from Hagrid's Erumpent.

Now that this thing has actually been cut off, both of them are being modest, saying they can give it to the other.

I absolutely hate it!

Everyone had assumed that Professor Trelawney would be the first teacher to be retained for observation.

Unexpectedly, Hagrid rose to prominence, and after only his first lesson back, he was placed on probation.

The only reason Hagrid wasn't driven away was that Umbridge wanted to continue investigating him.

If we drive him away, we won't be able to continue contacting him.

But the Erumpent must die!

But William was much more experienced. He knew that the Erumpent would surely follow in the Hippogriff.

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That day in class, in front of everyone, I drove away the Erumpent Erumpent and pretended that it had gone berserk.

After class, he found it and secretly hid it again.

The Erumpent escaped, but Hagrid didn't release it, so it's not his fault.

Umbridge had no choice but to endure it for the sake of her great mission!

But little did she know that the disaster at Hogwarts was not over yet, but had only just begun.

During Professor Sprout's class, McLaggen was secretly eating snail rice noodles.

The smell stirred up many memories for Umbridge. She stepped back, her ankle caught in Devil's Snare in the corner, and she was thrown into the exploding peppers.

After being attacked by an insanely spicy pea, I accidentally stepped on Snow Pea and got shot with peas.

Finally, it landed in a patch of Mimbulus Mimbletonia planted by the Neville and was filled with a bellyful of green liquid.

I almost died inside.

Good heavens... how can this greenhouse be so dangerous?!

Professor Sprout became the third person to be placed on probation, following Hagrid and Trelawney.

In Snape's Potions Class, Umbridge, despite being wrapped in bandages, still showed up defiantly.

Strange disasters occurred in all of William's classes, and considering his reputation as a city destroyer... he might also be cursed.

So Umbridge decided not to conduct her investigation during her sixth-grade class; instead, she went to observe the fifth-grade Potions Class!

Seeing Neville constantly being scolded by Snape, Umbridge tried to talk to him, subtly leading him to say bad things about Snape.

Unfortunately, in his nervousness, he put the wrong magical material into the crucible.

Neville was certainly very experienced and knew how to handle this kind of situation.

When he was in Akali's Intensive Class, William told him:

Breast n!

Although he didn't know who Forrest Gump was, it didn't stop Neville from turning around and running away.

The students in the class were all very experienced; those who were nearby ran, while those who were far away simply lay down.

And Professor Snape... didn't you see he was three meters away from Neville when he was reprimanding him?

You, Umbridge, dared to approach Neville while he was brewing Potions, and even chat with him?

How could someone be so desperate?

Bang!

The crucible shattered, and scalding Potions erupted like lava, landing all over Umbridge.

She really got burned and her face turned into a toad's.

Moreover, this lesson serves as Draught of Peace, soothing and easing feelings of irritability and anxiety.

No one knows how Neville brewed it, but when the Potions was sprinkled into Umbridge's mouth, she seemed to have taken a stimulant and immediately went into berserk mode.

It was the dead of winter, and the weather was unusually cold. She ran outside, and no one could stop her.

Umbridge ran wildly across the playground all day before finally calming down...

But that's not all.

The twins, permanently banned, have set their sights on Umbridge.

Peeves was framed by Umbridge, who accused him of orchestrating the bathroom incident and wanted to expel him from Hogwarts.

Enraged, Peeves formed an alliance with the twins.

One is a prankster who provides a constant stream of Akali's Mystery Shop, the other is an attacker and harasser.

Umbridge isn't allowed to sleep yet.

And so, Umbridge endured a despairing December, and before Christmas, she was finally admitted to St Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.

She's going to enjoy this Christmas holiday there.

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