Soul Land: Contract Beast? Contracting Zhu Zhuqing Right from the Start!
Chapter 49

Big Wet's Crispy Chicken, Crunchy to the Bite~

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Yu Xiaogang had been standing outside the arena, analyzing the situation with bright, keen eyes as he studied Tianyu's weaknesses.

But Tianyu had both the stats and the moves!

Not only was his strength off the charts, he actually had so many Self-Created Soul Skills. If Yu Xiaogang hadn't witnessed it himself, he really wouldn't have believed such a monster existed in the world!

"What? Xiao San's third Soul Skill is this weak?"

"In just an instant, Tianyu's flames burned it into a fireball? How is that possible?"

"Huh, wait... why is that fireball getting closer and closer to me?" Yu Xiaogang looked utterly bewildered as he scratched his crew cut. At first, he hadn't realized what was happening, but then Tang San cried out in alarm.

In that instant, even if Yu Xiaogang had wanted to react, it was too late.

There was an explosive bang.

By sheer coincidence, the fireball struck Yu Xiaogang squarely in the lower body. In the blink of an eye, brilliant rose-colored flames began to devour him.

It seemed to carry a special toxin that Fire Burst hadn't had time to clear away. Because of that, the fireball was a very strange color, red on the outside and purple within!

Yu Xiaogang: "?"

"Aaaaaaah... no!" In an instant, a painful wail like ghosts weeping and wolves howling rang out through the formerly peaceful Shrek Academy.

The screams made even Tianyu cover his ears, while Ma Hongjun instinctively covered his lower body.

If there was any punishment in this world more painful than all others...

That fireball just now was surely the most terrifying divine punishment!

Seeing this, there was no need to continue the Soul Fight. Everyone hurried off the field to watch the spectacle.

After all, this really was a "hot" spectacle-

Hot and lively~

Before long, a faint smell of roasted meat reached everyone's noses and mouths. Only then did Zhao Wuji arrive at a leisurely pace with a bucket of water.

At the sight, everyone drew a sharp breath and exclaimed that it was terrifying indeed.

"Sss-it's cooked. Looks like it's completely cooked!" Ma Hongjun grimaced as he looked at the grisly sight, as if he felt the pain himself. He instinctively covered himself as he spoke.

"It wasn't that big anyway. Might as well cut it off."

"If we do that, we might still be able to save Big Wet's life. And I have to say, it looks pretty crunchy." Tianyu sighed deeply and spoke helplessly.

In fact, Tianyu had deliberately controlled that little flame with his first Soul Skill, sending it burning over there.

And with that move, Tianyu had successfully cooked up a delicious roast chicken!

"Teacher, Teacher... you haven't passed away, have you?" Tang San hurried to Yu Xiaogang's side and comforted him as he looked at his pale face.

It took several buckets of water, along with Zhao Wuji using his Soul Power to blow the flames away, to finally extinguish the fire on the delicious roast chicken.

At the same time, Shrek Academy's food-type Soul Saint hurried over. After feeding him a healing Soul Skill Sugar Bean, he too couldn't help shaking his head.

"Although the Grandmaster can wake up, that place... sigh, there's no saving it~"

After all, no matter what they did to remedy it, it was already of no use!

Leaving aside the burns from the flames-and these were Tianyu's Rose Flame-the most important thing was actually the special toxin in Tang San's third Soul Skill.

That deadly poison clung like a festering sore to the bone, spreading directly from Yu Xiaogang's lower body to every part of his body.

His whole body immediately turned purple. He wasn't just a delicious roast chicken; his entire body had been marinated through.

By the time Flender arrived, Tang San had helped detoxify him, and the food-type Soul Saint had nourished him. Only then did Yu Xiaogang slowly wake up, his lips purple.

"Teacher, you're awake?"

"Xiaogang, you're finally awake. Sigh, accept the loss and move on!" Flender and Tang San spoke almost in unison, while a crowd pressed in around them.

Perhaps no one had expected that the theoretical Grandmaster, whom Dean Flender had so warmly invited to Shrek Academy just yesterday, would start eating crispy roast chicken today!

This turn of events really was unexpected!

Tianyu: "As for how the accident happened, never mind that for now~"

"Flender, Xiao San, what happened to me? What happened to me?"

"Why does my whole body feel like it's burning with pain? But my lower body seems to have lost all feeling." Yu Xiaogang's pupils contracted sharply as he spoke, his mind shaken to its core.

His voice carried an intensely mournful wail.

When he lifted the blanket and looked down, he felt as if he had been struck by lightning. His face went pale and his eyes turned vacant, as though even his soul had been pulled from his body.

Drip, drip-

The Grandmaster, who had looked so solemn before, now had little pearls falling one after another, and he couldn't stop them. His mouth kept twitching as he sobbed.

"Old Zhao, what happened to you? Didn't I tell you to keep Xiaogang safe?" Flender took a deep breath and patted his good brother Xiaogang on the shoulder.

Although he kept feeling an inexplicable, unexpected joy in his heart, he still shouted with anger all over his face.

"Th-this is my fault too?"

"That fireball was flying so slowly. Isn't the Grandmaster a level 29 Soul Grandmaster? He couldn't even dodge that?" Zhao Wuji's face was full of grievance.

In fact, although the fireball Tianyu controlled had seemed slow to everyone, that was the most precise of pinpoint hits, a dimensionality-reduction strike on his manhood!

"You... sigh..." Flender felt helpless. Since it had already happened, he could only treat it as an accident.

Flender also suddenly began to fantasize:

Since my good brother's good brother has been roasted, doesn't that mean Erlong and I...

No, Flender, Xiaogang is your good brother! How can you take advantage of him in his time of need?

Flender wrestled with himself.

Little did he know, there was really nothing to wrestle with!

Tianyu: "Since none of you want her, I'll gladly accept her~"

"Perhaps this really is a case of an impotent husband!"

In the next second, Yu Xiaogang suddenly sprang up, his eyes bloodshot and his breath coming like a bull's. He glared fiercely at Tianyu and roared through gritted teeth.

"It's all because of you!"

"If it weren't for your flames, how would I have been left without descendants? So this is all your fault!"

"What does this have to do with me? It was just an accident. Besides, I only used that Self-Created Soul Skill to block Tang San's third Soul Skill."

"If you can blame me for that, then your fine disciple Tang San is the real culprit!"

Tianyu turned the tables and immediately retorted. After all, as far as everyone could see, that did seem to be what had happened.

Tang San: "?"

"Tianyu, don't make malicious accusations. I didn't do that..." Tang San's words came out in a jumble as he hurried to defend himself.

But before he could say much more, a familiar, delicate voice sounded beside his ear.

"Third Brother! How can the Grandmaster be like this?"

"The Grandmaster was the one who started today's unfair four-against-two Soul Fighting duel. If there hadn't been a Soul Fight, how could there have been an accident?"

"Third Brother~ Xiao Wu's male best friend must have been wrongly accused. This was definitely an accident!" As soon as Xiao Wu said this, Tang San's brain crashed again.

"Teacher, Xiao Wu is right! Maybe this really was a misunderstanding and an accident on Tianyu's part!"

Yu Xiaogang: "?????"

"You unfilial disciple!!!!"

Pffft.

Yu Xiaogang spat a mouthful of blood a full three meters on the spot. After saying those words, he fainted from anger once again~

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