Ding! Umaru Doma Joins the Chat Group

At the dinner table.

Tang Wanying said, "Little Shi Hao, your father is presenting the Three-Colored Deer to the magistrate tomorrow. This is a good thing for our family, so don't keep clamoring for its milk anymore. There won't be any."

Shi Wenjun said, "Son, even though the Three-Colored Deer will be gone, it'll be a great thing if our family can make connections with the newly appointed magistrate. Don't worry, I'll buy a few does, so you won't have to go without deer milk."

Tang Wanying and Shi Wenjun both knew that Shi Hao loved drinking beast milk.

That was because Shi Hao often clamored for it.

Shi Hao nodded and said, "I understand."

Although he was unhappy, Shi Hao didn't say anything against it.

The Shi family was no longer what it once was.

When Shi Hao's grandfather was still alive, he had been a juren, and two of his students had even become jinshi.

But once a man was gone, the tea grew cold. After Shi Hao's grandfather died, the Shi family was no longer nearly as prosperous as before.

Under these circumstances,

using a Three-Colored Deer to make connections with the newly appointed magistrate was a worthwhile deal, however they looked at it.

Dinner ended.

Shi Hao returned to his room.

Shi Hao pondered whether he should go kill the newly appointed magistrate.

With his Martial Dao Innate Great Perfection strength, even if he fell into an army of a thousand men, he could fight his way out!

If he used it to assassinate someone!

A mortal magistrate couldn't stop him, Shi Hao!

But.

After carefully weighing the pros and cons, Shi Hao abandoned the idea.

The Three-Colored Deer doesn't produce much beast milk each year, only a few dozen jin. Drinking it would only give me around ten skill points!

Now that I've joined the Myriad Worlds Chat Group, a return of around ten skill points a year really isn't much to me.

The benefit simply wasn't great enough.

The Three-Colored Deer could only provide Shi Hao with around ten skill points a year.

For that,

Shi Hao would go kill a magistrate? It wasn't worth it.

Killing a magistrate was very likely to bring trouble.

This was, after all, the world of "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio," where demons, monsters, ghosts, immortals, and wandering heroes existed.

If the return were ten thousand skill points a year, then no matter what, Shi Hao would have to kill the magistrate who dared set his sights on his family's Three-Colored Deer...

A return of around ten skill points a year.

Oh, it's not like I'm a lunatic.

Shi Hao muttered to himself, feeling a little regretful that he wouldn't be able to drink the Three-Colored Deer's delicious beast milk anymore.

Just then!

Shi Hao heard a "ding" in his mind!

"Ding! Umaru Doma has joined the chat group."

It was a notification from the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Shi Hao recalled that Umaru Doma was also from modern Earth and might expose the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan. He immediately perked up!

Shi Hao knew the character "Umaru Doma." She came from the world of "Himouto! Umaru-chan" and was a beautiful modern high school girl from Earth.

The important thing was that Umaru Doma, like the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan, was from Earth!

The Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan was about to face the risk of being exposed!

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

"Ding! Umaru Doma has joined the chat group."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Welcome, newcomer."

Wuyazi: "Umaru Doma... what a strange name."

Umaru Doma: "Myriad Worlds Chat Group?"

[Group notice: Group Leader Great Immortal Li has permanently muted group member Umaru Doma.]

Xiongba: "Group Leader Great Immortal, what are you doing?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "The Umaru Doma who just joined the group is a barbarian! She comes from that tiny country of Fusang! What this Great Immortal hates most is barbarians."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I wasn't paying attention for a moment and let this barbarian into the group, so this Great Immortal permanently muted her."

Wuyazi: "I see. So she's a barbarian from the little country of Fusang! Then she truly isn't worthy of chatting in the same group as the rest of us."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Fusang, is that Dongying? Is the person who just joined a Dongying barbarian?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Precisely."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "This Great Immortal has dealt with the barbarian who just joined, so I'll log off the chat group now."

The world of "Himouto! Umaru-chan."

Umaru Doma was furious.

"A barbarian? The little country of Fusang? I'm a barbarian? Uncivilized!"

"Damn it! I, Umaru, am angry!"

Umaru Doma wanted to snap back at the Group Leader Great Immortal Li in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group, but she had been muted and couldn't speak at all.

Umaru Doma then tried to use the various group functions of the Myriad Worlds Chat Group, but after being permanently muted, she couldn't even use those.

"I live in the modern twenty-first century! And you call me a barbarian! Damn it!"

Permanently muted, Umaru Doma could only read the messages in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group. As she looked through them, she learned that several of the group members were from ancient times, yet she, a modern person, had been treated as a barbarian. She grew even angrier.

What Umaru Doma didn't know was that

the reason she had been permanently muted wasn't that she was a "barbarian"!

It was because she was from modern Earth!!

The Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan, Li Xiang, relied on spoilers to play the charlatan in the chat group. How could he tolerate someone from modern Earth being a normal group member?

What if Umaru Doma exposed his identity as a Great Immortal?

So the Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan, Li Xiang, struck first to gain the advantage. As soon as Umaru Doma joined the group, he permanently muted her!