Ding! Heavenly Emperor Huang Has Joined the Chat Group
Chapter 26

Making Money to Buy Beast Milk for the Desolate Heaven Emperor

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That night.

Xu Liang, the City God of Guobei County, waited for the Yin soldiers under his command to report on the "Stone Residence bloodbath."

As Xu Liang saw it.

The Shi Residence had only invited Master Ciyun to stand guard.

Master Ciyun of Lanruo Temple looked formidable, but in truth, he might not even be able to defeat Yun Rong.

Master Ciyun was also a monk who "knew how to behave." Once he learned that Great Fairy Yun was involved, he would surely back down.

So.

"I just wonder how many people my niece Yun Rong will kill at the Shi Residence."

"I hope she doesn't kill too many! If she kills ten or twenty, I can still cover it up."

"If she kills too many, I'll have a hard time explaining it to my superiors in the Underworld."

Xu Liang muttered to himself, hoping his fox niece Yun Rong would really "be a little smarter."

"Report!"

Just then, one of Xu Liang's Yin soldiers arrived.

Xu Liang said at an unhurried pace, "Li Quan, what are you here to report?"

Xu Liang had assumed the report would be about the "Shi Residence bloodbath."

But the Yin soldier named Li Quan said, "Reporting to the City God, sir! A demon appeared at the Shi Residence. It was a fox spirit, and Master Ciyun of Lanruo Temple has now killed it!"

"What?"

Startled, Xu Liang asked, "Is that true? Did you see it for yourself?"

The Yin soldier Li Quan said, "City God, sir, I went to see for myself. A fox spirit really did die, and she even had two magical treasures on her! I never thought Master Ciyun of Lanruo Temple was so formidable that he could kill a great fox demon like that!"

Looking thoroughly displeased, Xu Liang waved a hand and said, "You may go!"

Li Quan answered, "Yes," and withdrew.

Xu Liang's expression shifted between dark and light.

"Damn it! When did that old monk Ciyun get so bold? He even dared to kill Great Fairy Yun's daughter?"

"Looks like I've underestimated him all this time!"

Xu Liang muttered to himself, without doubting the report.

After all, Master Ciyun really was the only Buddhist cultivator with magical power at the Shi Residence.

If the fox Yun Rong had died, and Master Ciyun hadn't killed her, who else could it have been?

It was like yellow mud falling into your trousers: even if it wasn't shit, it was still shit...

"Ah, Great Fairy Yun's second daughter Yun Rong and her youngest daughter Yun Meng are both dead!"

"They died here in my Guobei County! This really is troublesome!"

Xu Liang felt thoroughly ill at ease.

However.

Since he really had known Great Fairy Yun for many years, Xu Liang thought it over, then took out a flying sword, wrote a letter, and sent it to her by flying sword.

"I heard Yun Rong say that Great Fairy Yun went to celebrate Great Immortal Green Snake's birthday!"

"From Guobei County to Mount Qingcheng, where Great Immortal Green Snake lives, a letter sent by flying sword should take three or four days."

"It'll take Great Fairy Yun some time to get back, too."

Xu Liang calculated when Great Fairy Yun would return to avenge her two daughters.

Just don't let it drag me into the mess.

He muttered to himself.

The next day.

Early in the morning, Shi Hao drank a cup of fresh milk from the Three-Colored Deer and felt refreshed!

"Ah, that hit the spot. Fresh milk from the Three-Colored Deer really does taste better!"

"Hmm, I finished the beast milk Xiongba gave me the day before yesterday last night."

"I'll have to ask Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan for some beast milk!"

Shi Hao sank his consciousness into the Myriad Worlds Chat Group.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Desolate Heaven Emperor @Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Great Immortal Group Leader, I've finished my beast milk! I don't have any left to drink." Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Got it. Little Shi Hao, wait a bit. I'll go get some ready for you right now." Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Okay! I'll be waiting."

The world of Earth.

The Great Immortal Group Leader Li Xiang went to get beast milk ready for the Desolate Heaven Emperor.

"Ah, I still have to take out a loan to buy beast milk for the Desolate Heaven Emperor!"

Li Xiang borrowed tens of thousands of yuan through an online loan, then went to buy beast milk for the "Desolate Heaven Emperor" with practiced ease.

This time.

Li Xiang again bought ten thousand jin of beast milk, packed it in wooden crates, and sent it to the "Desolate Heaven Emperor" using the Myriad Worlds Chat Group's group red packet function.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

[Group notice: Group Leader Great Immortal Li sent a red packet to group member Desolate Heaven Emperor.] [Group notice: Group member Desolate Heaven Emperor has claimed Group Leader Great Immortal Li's red packet.] Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Thank you, Great Immortal Group Leader. I got the beast milk!" Desolate Heaven Emperor: "The beast milk you gave me tastes so much better, Great Immortal Group Leader!"

Shi Hao praised the milk Great Immortal Li the charlatan had given him in the group.

Milk from modern Earth really did taste much better!

The beast milk Xiongba and Guo Jing gave Shi Hao came from all sorts of animals. Some tasted good, but some really were hard to drink.

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I'm glad you like it, Little Shi Hao. When you finish the beast milk, just tell me again."

Group Leader Li Xiang reckoned that if he took out as many loans as he could, he should still be able to buy a few tens of thousands of jin of beast milk.

That would tide the Desolate Heaven Emperor over for a few days without a problem... right?

"Damn it, I have to think of something."

"How can I use the Myriad Worlds Chat Group to make money quickly in the real world without damaging my Great Immortal image?"

Li Xiang sank into thought.

Naturally, he wanted to make money to buy milk for the Desolate Heaven Emperor.

Li Xiang himself no longer cared much about money, because he had come into contact with an "extraordinary" power like the Myriad Worlds Chat Group, which could connect the myriad worlds of the heavens.

And the Myriad Worlds Chat Group was his, Li Xiang's, cheat!

He was the group leader!

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