I, Shi Hao, Am Truly Brilliant Beyond Compare!!

What Mu Feibai didn't know was that,

precisely because of his kindness,

he had avoided provoking the terrifying three-year-old great demon king Shi Hao, and thus escaped a calamity.

Since transmigrating to the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio, Shi Hao had always lived by the rule, "If others don't offend me, I won't offend them."

"But if they offend me, I'll kill them outright."

After all, the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio was in an age of chaos, with demons and ghosts running rampant.

Unlike modern society, the world of Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio had no demons or ghosts who would obey the law.

At that moment-

Having finished dinner, Shi Hao was in his room, pondering how to drink beast milk faster.

Shi Hao felt that he was drinking beast milk a little too slowly.

"Even if I spend a whole day hugging a bucket or wooden crate of beast milk and drinking like mad, I can only drink a little over thirty thousand jin, barely enough for four hundred skill points."

"That's far too inefficient."

That was what Shi Hao thought.

As long as Shi Hao drank the beast milk into his stomach, the Beast Milk System would convert it into skill points.

"Maybe I can use some tools to help me drink beast milk faster!"

Shi Hao nodded, feeling that his idea was workable.

And so,

Shi Hao had a servant at the Shi Residence find a large wooden funnel.

The large funnel was used for pouring wine.

The inside of the large funnel was shaped like a spiral. Clearly, the wisdom of the ancients could not be underestimated...

"I wonder if this large funnel can help me drink beast milk faster?"

Shi Hao returned to his room, held the large funnel in his mouth, and lifted a bucket of beast milk with one hand to pour it into the funnel.

"Ah, glug glug... pfft."

Shi Hao sprayed it straight out. The large funnel wasn't working very well: Shi Hao poured the beast milk into it, and the milk flowed down through the bottom.

It even made Shi Hao choke.

Besides,

pouring beast milk into himself like this wasn't very convenient, either.

"Hmm, this won't do!"

"I need another way."

Shi Hao tossed the large funnel aside.

He pondered.

Then,

Shi Hao found a clean, thick wooden stick and quickly fashioned it into a very large wooden straw.

Shi Hao put the homemade wooden straw into the bucket of beast milk, then began drinking the milk through it!

But drinking beast milk through the large straw was about as fast as pouring it into himself.

Shi Hao frowned. Suddenly, an idea struck him.

"Behold my Northern Darkness Divine Art!"

The Northern Darkness Divine Art could suck away other people's cultivation!

Shi Hao's Northern Darkness Divine Art had long since reached the great perfection realm. He used its suction, together with the large straw, to drink beast milk!

"Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh..."

Shi Hao felt as though he had turned into a water pump.

With the aid of the great perfection realm Northern Darkness Divine Art, the bucket of beast milk was soon drained, as though a small water pump were sucking it up.

"Holy crap, so after the Northern Darkness Divine Art reaches the great perfection realm, its greatest use is helping me drink beast milk!"

Even Shi Hao was astonished.

He hadn't expected that drinking beast milk with a large straw and the Northern Darkness Divine Art's incredibly powerful suction would have this effect!

"Now I can drink beast milk one to three times faster!"

Shi Hao smiled, feeling very satisfied!

If Shi Hao put real effort into driving the suction of the Northern Darkness Divine Art, he could drink beast milk incredibly fast.

Three times as fast as before.

But even if Shi Hao drank leisurely using the Northern Darkness Divine Art's suction, he could still drink twice as fast as when he had poured beast milk into himself.

"Good, good!"

Shi Hao took out a bucket of beast milk, put the large wooden straw into it, and used the Northern Darkness Divine Art's suction to drink like mad!

Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh...

Shi Hao rapidly sucked the beast milk in the wooden bucket into his stomach, where the Beast Milk System instantly converted it into skill points.

In the blink of an eye,

it had been dark for quite some time.

Mu Feibai, the Emei disciple, had already left the sorrowful place that was Guobei County.

In that short time, Shi Hao had already drunk tens of thousands of jin of beast milk with his homemade large straw and the Northern Darkness Divine Art's incredibly powerful suction!

Shi Hao looked at his system panel:

[Beast Milk System]

[Host: Shi Hao]

[Skill points: 706]

[Cultivation arts and skills: Buddha's Palm, pinnacle of mastery (cannot be upgraded); One Sword Opens Heaven's Gate, not yet initiated (can be upgraded); Taijiquan, not yet initiated (can be upgraded)...]

That was all.

"I've got 706 skill points now!"

"Drinking beast milk with a large straw and the Northern Darkness Divine Art's suction really does the trick!"

Shi Hao shook the beast milk off his hand and nodded in satisfaction.

He now had 706 skill points!

He probably wasn't far from using skill points to raise Buddha's Palm to the great perfection realm!

"But I've run out of beast milk too."

Shi Hao had already polished off the thirty thousand jin of beast milk that group leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan had given him over the previous two days, as well as the roughly one hundred thousand jin generously given by the First Emperor.

Shi Hao didn't feel the slightest bit of heartache.

What should he do now that the beast milk was gone?

Ask group leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan for more!

Ask the First Emperor, Ying Zheng, for more!

In any case, both of those guys had said it.

If he didn't have enough beast milk, he could just ask them for more!