The Desolate Heaven Emperor Wins Without Lifting a Finger; the Group Members Want to Cultivate Immortality

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Jiu Jianxian, you still want to teach Little Shi Hao the Sword Control Technique?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "The world Little Shi Hao lives in has its own cultivation system. After cultivating for a few decades, Little Shi Hao can make a single blade of grass cut down the sun, moon, and stars."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "You guys should stop making trouble... All you do is teach Little Shi Hao useless things."

Jiu Jianxian: "Huh? Cultivate for a few decades, and a single blade of grass can cut down the sun, moon, and stars?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "He's a future Heavenly Emperor. It's perfectly normal for him to be that strong after cultivating for a few decades."

Jiu Jianxian: "...Then sorry for bothering you."

Jiu Jianxian: "Although my Mount Shu Qi cultivation method can also lead to becoming a Heavenly Immortal, even a Heavenly Immortal can't make a single blade of grass cut down the sun, moon, and stars!"

Jiu Jianxian: "Those guys who passed their techniques on to the Desolate Heaven Emperor earlier... They sure have guts."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I told them not to pass on their techniques, but they insisted. Those things aren't really of much use to Little Shi Hao."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "By cultivating according to his own world's cultivation system, Little Shi Hao will become an Immortal Emperor who can destroy myriad worlds with a flick of his finger sooner or later."

Zhang Sanfeng: "Destroy myriad worlds with a flick of his finger?"

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "I already told you, in the future, Little Shi Hao will be able to stain the heavens and myriad worlds with a single drop of blood."

Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "From now on, don't pass cultivation techniques on to Little Shi Hao. You'll affect Little Shi Hao's Dao."

That was Group Leader Great Immortal Li's own understanding.

And there was something else.

Group Leader Great Immortal Li was envious.

Damn it.

He, Great Immortal Li, worked himself to the bone fooling the people who joined the group, yet still struggled to trick them into giving him their ultimate techniques.

But Little Shi Hao had done nothing!

These guys were like the "old grandpas" who gave the protagonist huge gift packs, each of them wanting to pass the ultimate techniques they had spent their lives mastering on to the future Heavenly Emperor!

"Those ultimate techniques aren't much use to you, Little Shi Hao!"

"Give them to me! They're very useful to me! Let me trick them out of those guys and cultivate them myself!"

Group Leader Great Immortal Divine Charlatan thought to himself.

Myriad Worlds Chat Group, chat interface:

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Oh, Group Leader Great Immortal, the cultivation techniques and sword techniques they passed on to me earlier were very helpful."

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "It's not that they were useless. I asked Grandpa Village Chief, and he said it's good to learn more."

Desolate Heaven Emperor: "Our Stone Village is very poor. We're deep in the Great Wilderness, and we don't have any particular advanced cultivation methods."

Shi Hao put on an act in the chat group.

It wasn't that Shi Hao coveted Jiu Jianxian's Mount Shu Sword Control Technique.

In fact,

Shi Hao, who had attained the realm of Unity of Buddha and Self and become a Martial Dao Human Immortal, was certain he could beat Jiu Jianxian black and blue...

Besides, in the world of "The Legend of Sword and Fairy," Mount Shu's Qi cultivation method was nothing special. Even if someone cultivated to immortality, it would be hard to possess combat power beyond the Martial Dao Human Immortal level, wouldn't it?

Shi Hao put on an act in the chat group and sent those two messages because he didn't want the "powerful old grandpas" who joined later to stop passing their techniques on to him, the "future Heavenly Emperor."

Shi Hao was more than willing to receive "powerful cultivation techniques" for free in the Myriad Worlds Chat Group!

Jiu Jianxian @Group Leader Great Immortal Li: "Group Leader Great Immortal, you're wrong about that!"

Jiu Jianxian: "Doesn't this future Heavenly Emperor think the techniques passed on to him earlier were useful?"

Jiu Jianxian: "There's no reason those techniques would be useful while my Mount Shu techniques wouldn't be!"

Jiu Jianxian: "With my Mount Shu cultivation techniques, you can cultivate to become a Heavenly Immortal, live forever, and have a lifespan equal to heaven itself!"

Xiongba @Jiu Jianxian: "Immortal, pass your cultivation technique on to me, Xiongba! What do you think of me?"

Xiongba spoke up at that moment!

In the world of "Fengyun,"

Xiongba's eyes were red with envy!

"Live forever, with a lifespan equal to heaven itself?"

"Why won't you pass your technique on to me?!"

"You're all passing your techniques on to a three-year-old brat. Even if that three-year-old brat is a future Heavenly Emperor, he's just a three-year-old brat right now!!"

Xiongba wanted to become an immortal too! To live forever, with a lifespan equal to heaven itself!

In fact,

there wasn't a normal person who didn't want to live forever, possess tremendous strength, and go on living.

Jiu Jianxian: "..."

Jiu Jianxian @Xiongba: "Pass my technique on to you? I looked at the group's chat history, and you're already several decades old, brother. You might not even be younger than me."

Jiu Jianxian: "Forget it. I'm not interested in taking a disciple who's even older than I am."

Jiu Jianxian: "Hehehe, Little Shi Hao will do!"

Jiu Jianxian @Desolate Heaven Emperor: "What do you say, Little Shi Hao? Want to learn my Mount Shu Sword Control Technique? Once you've mastered it, you'll be able to fly!"

Zhang Sanfeng: "I want to cultivate immortality too..."

Zhang Sanfeng @Jiu Jianxian: "May I ask, Daoist Jiu Jianxian, do you have a method of cultivating immortality that you can share with us?"

Zhang Sanfeng asked as well.

There was no helping it.

Who didn't want to cultivate immortality? Especially Daoists, whose pursuit was to live forever and ascend as immortals.

Although Zhang Sanfeng was a Grandmaster without equal through the ages in a martial arts world, he too wanted to attain the Dao and become an immortal!

Now an opportunity to cultivate immortality lay right before him!

Wuyazi @Jiu Jianxian: "Daoist Jiu Jianxian, I want to cultivate immortality too! May I ask if you have a method of cultivating immortality that you can share?"

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