Omg it's Kind Peach

The moon shone brightly outside, with only a few stars in the sky. It was a rare night of fine weather.

The lights in the room were off. Only the laptop screen gave off a pale blue glow, illuminating Xiao Ling's deep black eyes as he sat in his gaming chair.

It was hard to understand why this goofball wouldn't turn on the lights so late at night, but as long as he was happy.

On closer inspection, he was muttering something under his breath. What was he saying? Let's get a little closer.

"Dania, good Yaya, Kind Peach, I've only got one shot at the fifty-fifty. I'm not asking for much. Just take my Astrite and come safely into my arms..."

Oh~

So Dania's banner had gone live, and this ultimate unlucky gacha player was praying he wouldn't lose his fifty-fifty.

Funny enough, when this idiot first heard about Dania, his attitude had been, "Who? Don't know her. I'm saving my Astrite to max out Little Ai's Resonance Chain."

Then he saw her breathtaking beauty in version 3.2, lost his mind over her, and decided to bring her home.

(You call that love? You just want her body, you degenerate!)

It couldn't be helped. Dania was so sweet and soft, like a blueberry cupcake that melted in your mouth. She ranked in Xiao Ling's top three vanilla favorites.

But last time, Xiao Ling had spent sixty thousand Astrite battling Little Ai's banner and, even counting the Resonance Chains he exchanged for, had only managed to pull 3+1. He'd also lost the fifty-fifty twice to Solaris's strongest Resonator, and only barely managed to reach four chains after clearing the map. So he didn't have much hope for his luck, but what if he got lucky this time?

Back to the point: after praying to every god and buddha for a good while, Xiao Ling finally gritted his teeth, moved the mouse over the ten-pull button, and clicked hard.

A beam of golden light immediately erupted from the swirling tide and shot into the sky.

"Whoa! Is she coming? Is she coming?! Could this be the day I finally leave my bad luck behind, get lucky, and reach the peak of my life?!"

Xiao Ling watched excitedly as the golden light pierced the clouds, shining brightly enough to light up the entire dark room...

Wait, that wasn't right?!

"Holy crap! Why is it so bright?! This isn't right, is it?! Damn it, my eyes! I'm going blind, I'm going blind!!!"

Xiao Ling flailed to cover his eyes, only to accidentally tumble out of his gaming chair and land flat on the floor. He had just tried to get up when a sudden weight pressed him back down.

Fortunately, the dazzling golden light vanished after a moment, and the room returned to pitch darkness.

"Is it over?"

Xiao Ling had just tried to get up off the floor when a pair of arms wrapped tightly around him, and he felt warm breath against his neck.

??? What kind of development was this?

Hajiling's first thought was that it was a haunting, but this didn't seem like a haunting. It was more like someone had appeared out of thin air on top of him.

Wait, wasn't that even more ridiculous? He'd read plenty of stories about game characters descending into reality, but there was no way a hopelessly unlucky guy like him would suddenly get a massive stroke of luck at a time like this, right?

In any case, he'd better turn on a light first.

The room's light switch happened to be within reach. Xiao Ling reached for it a couple of times and turned on the light, and the room immediately brightened.

Then he saw a very cute, soft-looking girl in front of him, with silky pink hair, a petite face, and that familiar dress...

Huh?! What do you mean Dania, who should be in my character roster, is in my arms right now?!

Come on, how long has it been since April Fools' Day? This joke isn't funny! Besides, their position was far too intimate. He could feel his blood rushing, and he was about to lose control!

But the other party involved in this incident showed no sign of waking up. She was still fast asleep, holding Xiao Ling.

"Goodness, this girl's a really sound sleeper..." Xiao Ling was very envious.

Just then, seemingly because the room had suddenly brightened, Dania's brows furrowed slightly. She slowly opened her eyes and then rose from atop Xiao Ling.

No, wait, why is she suddenly getting up? I haven't figured out how to explain the situation to her yet! Xiao Ling cried inwardly.

Dania stared somewhat blankly at Xiao Ling with her magnificent eyes for a while. Pinned beneath her, Xiao Ling couldn't help swallowing.

Then, without warning, she toppled over to the left. Fortunately, Xiao Ling reacted quickly and caught her, sparing her an intimate encounter with the floor.

When Xiao Ling recovered his senses and looked at her, he thought, Wow, it's good to be young. She fell asleep as soon as she went down.

"I'd better carry her to the bed first. It's pretty cold on the floor."

With a heave, Xiao Ling scooped the bonelessly soft girl up in his arms. Only then did he realize Dania was frighteningly light, far below the normal weight for a girl.

He sighed softly, carefully laid Dania on the bed, pulled the blanket over from the side and tucked her in, then switched on the little night-light by the bed.

After doing all that, he closed the bedroom door behind him and switched off the light as well.

Xiao Ling found another blanket in the storage room and went to the living room sofa.

Most of his earlier shock had faded. At least for now, he could accept the fact that Dania had really come to his side.

But how was he supposed to explain it to her?

Should he confess that he was the all-powerful Rover from the game? Come on, a game was a game, and reality was reality. No matter how strong he was in the game, it was fake, not real.

Besides, his appearance and bearing were worlds apart from Hajipiao's. Not only did he look a little rough, but his bearing couldn't compare to the Rover, that walking succubus...

It was only natural for him to doubt himself. No matter how much he'd called her his wife, he'd only been able to do as he pleased because a dimensional barrier stood between them. Now that this thick barrier had been broken, he had even more reason to look at himself rationally.

What, was he supposed to get right up in her face and open with, "Hello, I like you, marry me"? If so, he really must have wanted a taste of Little Dania's warm hand.

Xiao Ling's mind kept turning and turning. It was well past midnight, yet he still looked full of energy.

Right now, at this very moment, the sweet, soft Dania was sleeping in his little home, and before this, he'd already imagined 108 positions for her.

(That's just how Haji Ling, the creep, was.)

"Forget it. I can't keep thinking about this. Time to sleep." After his brain worked at the speed of light, Lao Ling concluded that he should sleep first.

So he pulled the blanket over himself, lay down on the sofa, closed his eyes, and got ready to rest... As if!

He couldn't sleep at all! After something like that happened in the middle of the night, he wasn't the least bit sleepy. How could he possibly drift off in peace?!

This sweet trouble had come too suddenly. Before Xiao Ling was ready, a mysterious giant hand had flung him into this romantic comedy.

Kids, Hajiling would win... right?