Douluo: Martial Soul Wolffy, Feeding a Soul Beast to Death Right at the Start

(Absurd comedy, anti-Tang San, Douluo: Peerless Tang Sect, utterly inhuman antics)

Hui Ye transmigrates into the era of Douluo II and awakens the Martial Soul Wolffy. Every one of his Soul Skills is a conceptual ability.

First Soul Skill: Immortality.

Second Soul Skill: Infinite Stamina.

Third Soul Skill: Marvelous Scene Transition.

Fourth Soul Skill: Wolf Castle Technology.

"Oh?"

"So I really am immortal?"

"Let me give it a try."

One slash, and the wound heals instantly.

Another slash, and the severed limb regenerates instantly.

Yet another slash, and his family jewels are instantly restored.

On the outskirts of the Star Dou Great Forest, he runs into a five-hundred-year-old mutant Soul Beast. Watch how I beat it to death.

Nope. I can't beat it at all.

Hui Ye frantically feeds it his own arms until it bursts from overeating and drops a Yellow Soul Ring!

"Hahahaha!"

"I'm a freaking genius!"