Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World
Chapter 215

Do you need something as low-end as Jizo Mitama to pick up girls?

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I hope the information I've gathered is accurate.

As for beacons, those are a bit tricky.

But considering the World Serpent's true strength that Xiola revealed... hey, maybe the beacon is in their hands.

They will inevitably make a move because of Wendy, and that will be my time to strike.

Once I can find the Void Key and obtain the Beacon, I can proceed with the plan immediately after gathering the survey data.

However, even without considering these issues, the countdown to this plan should be put on the agenda.

Lin Yu's evolution speed is too fast. If this continues, when the awakened Sirin faces Lin Yu, Sirin... still be able to easily eat the offering I gave her?

This kid is good at everything, but he's really too good at this.

If his evolution speed were a little slower...

—That would truly be the most perfect human sacrifice.

Last night, after Lin Yu continued chatting with Ghost in the bar for a while, he helped the already drunk Ghost away.

After Ghost left the bar, Ghost, who had been supported by Lin Yu, suddenly regained consciousness after arriving at Schicksal's private lounge.

Okay, saying I'm fully awake isn't quite right.

In Lin Yu's opinion, the ghost in front of him was probably never drunk at all.

Moreover, after regaining consciousness, the ghost actually said to itself, "Oh, Kobayashi is really a gentleman," and "Siegfried was worried that you would let his daughter down, but he was obviously overthinking it," making some half-joking and half-teasing remarks.

Sister, you're my mentor, can you please not do something so exciting?

Although my penis was indeed about to explode, I didn't want to upset those girls, so how could I dare to mess around at this time?

With this in mind, Lin Yu awkwardly said goodbye to Ghost and immediately retreated to another single rest room.

Ah, desire...

I am truly an ordinary person; my desires in all aspects are actually quite healthy.

However, in order to survive, these desires cannot be fulfilled to some extent.

[Don't panic, host. This system has something to say.]

Oh, you tell me first.

First of all, some things aren't actually that terrible after you've done them.

You're right, but Kiana is still at headquarters.

"Wait, if you do these things secretly, how can she catch you cheating in a flash?"

Putting aside the fact that I don't have a girlfriend or wife at all, so there's no question of anyone catching me cheating—have you forgotten the Kaslana clan's intuition?

The time is not right, so don't bring it up again.

[Oh, it's nothing. This system is just checking if you're experiencing excessive stress that's causing physical or mental health problems.]

Since you yourself think there's no problem, then this system certainly won't interfere further.

Come on, you're talking at least 20% more nonsense than before.

Well, you know very well that becoming stronger comes at a price.

So what?

[Look how many times stronger you are since when you first transmigrated, so don't you think the price of listening to 20% more nonsense is worth it?]

In that instant, Lin Yu actually felt that what the system said might actually make some sense.

But wait, you've got something wrong.

[Oh, what's wrong?]

It has only been fifteen or sixteen days since Rita's birthday on March 1st.

After glancing at the date on his communicator, Lin Yu continued speaking to the system with an annoyance.

Today's date is March 16, 2014—it's Sunday!

What happened to the promise of working five days a week and having two weekends off without complaining?!

That's... that's what they said.

[But weren't you working overtime today? This system got messed up because you were working overtime.]

You fucking—

[Just to clarify, this system doesn't have Mom, so your statement isn't offensive to the system.]

No, wait, I remember now, you're just kidding me again.

You came out to laugh at me today when Fu Hua spat at me with 347 words!

You've already shown up before I even started working overtime today, you son of a bitch!

There are no old men in this system.

That's enough, that's enough.

After swallowing back the words he was about to unleash a torrent of abuse on the system, Lin Yu truly felt...

This system is great in every way.

It's like he has a cybernetic mouth that shouldn't exist—his lips are just too cheeky.

System, you speak up whenever I want to show you some respect.

Hehe, thanks for the compliment.

I didn't compliment you!

Ugh, that's enough.

Teacher Ghost is right, I should adopt the attitude of the 'Strongest Schicksal'.

If others see that even the person who defeated the Herrscher lacks confidence, it would be a huge blow to their colleagues.

Anyway, this isn't a difficult thing for me, so I just acted it out.

But whether it's about being a dog-eat-dog or playing the role of a 'beacon of hope'—that's all for tomorrow!

Now, go to sleep!

S-attribute explodes—Sleep!

With this thought in mind, Lin Yu collapsed onto the bed and immediately fell into a deep sleep.

Then, in the next second, Lin Yu, who should have been asleep and hadn't activated the Phantasm Lantern Barrier to hypnotize himself into becoming a "scrolling dog," was shocked to discover...

—Holy crap, a dump truck!

After habitually dodging the dump truck that always appears when entering a dream, Lin Yu looked around and frowned slightly.

In his dreams, the training ground was always St. Freya Academy.

But now, if I'm not mistaken...

—This is Yae Village, right???

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Chapter 162. Do you really need something as low-level as Jizo Mitama to pick up girls?

Within this illusory space, Lin Yu walked alone without stopping.

Judging from the dump truck that just appeared in front of him, this place was clearly not the Stigmata Space, but a dream he created using the Voidpower Gem Shard.

However, the dream he created using the Voidpower Gem Shard should be changed by him.

However, even now, even with the power of the Phantasm Lantern Barrier, he can only interfere with this dream space, but cannot completely change it.

During this period, I still regularly came to the Stigmata Space to seal Himeko.

Strangely enough, my power has increased, and the precision with which I manipulate magic and the Phantasm Lantern Barrier has also clearly improved due to the Precision Operation.

Under these circumstances, I should be able to seal Himeko more easily now that I've become stronger.

Now, could there be an unexpected problem in this area as well?

With this in mind, Lin Yu arrived at the Yae Shrine immediately.

Then he discovered...

Yae Sakura, who was supposed to be here, did indeed appear here at this moment, wielding a spirit sword.

Meanwhile, Himeko, who should also be here, was bound by chains, but was emanating an ominous energy fluctuation.

But the most crucial thing is...

Ji Lin, who should have died, is now standing beside Yae Sakura, holding the 'Xuanyuan Sword' and watching the Herrscher in front of him warily.

"My Benefactor."

After noticing Lin Yu, Yae Sakura immediately turned her gaze to Lin Yu.

Seeing Lin Yu's calm expression, Yae Sakura finally breathed a sigh of relief.

"You did indeed notice the changes within the Stigmata Space."

No, no, no, I just want to take a nap...

Damn it, has this world finally evolved to the point where even sleeping can cause problems?

However, Lin Yu knew that he absolutely could not reveal any weakness at this moment.

In the past, after sealing Himeko with the Phantasm Lantern Barrier, Lin Yu had to admit that he had not been wary of her enough.

After all, in his subconscious, Himeko only had two images: a big fox that spews fireballs and a cute little dumpling.

But looking at the malicious smile on the girl's face, Lin Yu, who had suddenly encountered this situation today, finally remembered that the girl in front of him was definitely not a kind person.

Perhaps in the past, before Rin gained Herrscher Authority, she was truly an innocent victim.

However, after she was persecuted due to a series of chain reactions, the girl, whose heart had completely turned to the side of Honkai, had clearly become the most terrible perpetrator.

Around 500 years ago, during the Middle Ages, the Himeko sealed away by Dr. Mei once tried to bewitch the high-ranking members of Schicksal to release him from the box.

If it weren't for the unfortunate fact that when Himeko was choosing a replacement, he happened to pick Kallen, who had the blood of the Kaslana clan, then she could have really caused serious casualties.

The old high Schicksal, perhaps after Bishop Nicholas's fall, truly became a collection of beasts.

However, when Himeko kills people, he doesn't just target the high-ranking members of the old Schicksal.

If she had possessed not Kallen, but Bishop Nicholas, who was once considered a good person but later became greedy, then the Schicksal of the time would have inevitably resulted in widespread casualties.

Relying on the power of the Erosion Herrscher, Himeko was able to wipe out most of the fighting force of Schicksal in a short period of time, and even corrupt the bodies of the surrounding people.

At this point, even if Kallen discovers the anomaly, there is a very high chance that she will not have enough time to rescue the others.

As a result, a large number of people and the entire fighting force of the Schicksal were killed. If this trend continues, it will be difficult to predict what will happen next.

In the past, Himeko's methods might not have been considered particularly sophisticated.

However, the Himeko who almost succeeded back then was definitely not the huge abscess that everyone imagines.

Now that this dangerous guy can threaten Lin Yu's 'dream', if Lin Yu reveals any flaws in his words, those flaws could become sharp blades that the enemy uses to stab him.

"How boring."

On the other side, Himeko, who had already summoned the vengeful Jizo Mitama ', looked at Lin Yu, whose face was expressionless, and suddenly the corners of his mouth turned up slightly.

"I thought you'd be a little surprised to see this scene, Restraint."

"I told you long ago, you've mistaken me for someone else."

"Is that so?"

Upon hearing Lin Yu's words, Himeko's smile grew even brighter.

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