Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World
Chapter 294

You Don't Even Need a Paternity Test, the System Did It for You

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"Ah, there's another Mom here too!"

Seeing Yuno watching from a distance, the child suddenly Yuno at her and said with a happy smile.

"Mom, I'm here!"

"Etc???"

Yuno had already settled into spectator mode, was completely baffled—how did this child get involved with her?

Moreover, in the instant the child called her name, something happened within her heart...

—Surprisingly, I actually felt an incredibly strange sense of closeness.

At this moment, although no one knew what had happened, the way everyone was looking at Yuno, Kiana, and Lin Yu was clearly different.

So, when exactly did this happen?

Lin Yu having a child—what on earth is going on?! (╯‵□′)╯┻━┻

Chapter 210. No Need for a Paternity Test, This System Will Do It for You

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Before today, everyone present had thought a lot about today's 'battle'.

Whether it was Kiana, Mei, and Anna who stepped onto the 'ring,' or Yuno, Bronya, and Rita who were behind the scenes, or Fu Hua Durandal who were completely unaware of the situation, none of them expected that something like this would happen today.

To be honest, apart from the captain and vice-captain of the Blade of the Unbroken who are constantly traveling between the Schicksal Headquarters and various parts of the world, everyone else sees Lin Yu either training, in seclusion, or fighting Honkai Beast.

Then, suddenly, a child jumped out and called Lin Yu"Dad"...

Who can accept this kind of setting?!

And the child's father is Lin Yu, and the child's mother is Kiana... well, that's one thing.

Why does this child call both Yuno and Kiana "Mom" at the same time?

"Hey kid."

Seeing the white-haired child trying to pounce on Yuno again, Rita kindly stepped in front of the child and smiled at him.

How do you know they are your Dad and Mom?

"Intuition!"

Looking at the smiling Rita, the little girl put her hands on her hips and said confidently to Rita.

"An aunt told me that I am a member of the Kaslana clan."

"My Kaslana clan instincts tell me—they are my Dad and Mom!"

"An auntie?"

Listening to his 'daughter's' speech, Lin Yu seemed to remember something and tentatively asked a question.

"What... does she look like?"

"Hmm, short pink hair, pointy ears—and she even makes me call her 'little sister'!"

It really was you.

Elysia, what are you doing... Never mind, she didn't do anything wrong.

But I don't understand what's going on here.

The system, the almighty system—

[Stop howling. Didn't you notice why this child has genes from you, Kiana, Yuno?]

Oh, is it already confirmed?

[Yes, it's confirmed. No need for a paternity test; this system will do it for you.]

Do you remember when three Welt clones attacked the Far East Branch, and you arrived just in time to kill Welt of them?

I remember, his remains are still circulating wildly inside me.

At the time, Kiana was being chased by Stan, so she was slightly injured.

[Yuno tried to cover for Kiana, but because her core was Honkai by the Honkai, she was too weak and was beaten up by Honkai Honkai-enhanced clone of Welt, naturally sustaining injuries.]

Then I...

Damn, I only scraped my skin once, and even a drop of blood caused a problem?

[Sodayo, Gray Serpent 1904 is lurking nearby.]

Because he's a cyborg, you can't sense his killing intent, so you didn't notice him.

[After you left, he immediately jumped out, removed all three of your blood, and then flew away using the Quantum Teleportation System.]

Ah, others must have been injured in that battle too.

[Yeah, the problem is Mei and Theresa were together, and the other Gray Serpent aren't stupid. Going to the battlefield near Himeko's house to collect blood at that time was just asking for trouble, wasn't it?]

[As for Himeko... she's just an ordinary A-Class. How could someone who collects the blood of strong individuals possibly be interested in her?]

After learning what had happened from the system, Lin Yu's gaze towards the child became even more complicated.

From a bloodline perspective, the other party is undoubtedly a blood relative connected to oneself.

But even if I were to calculate my age based on my previous life, I would only be in my early twenties.

I don't even have a girlfriend, so I'm totally not ready to be a dad...

[Otherwise, what do you think this system is laughing about? This is exactly the scene this system wants to see!]

You fucking—

[Oh, this system doesn't have parents, so you can yell at me all you want.]

You're so stubborn!

Now, let me think... Damn, I can't think of anything.

At this moment, after Rita asked an answer that almost no one except Lin Yu understood, the scene suddenly fell silent.

This transformation naturally did not escape the child's notice.

Sensing that something was amiss, the child suddenly asked everyone timidly.

"Um, did I do something wrong?"

"If I did anything wrong—I'm sorry!"

"Although I don't know what I did wrong, I'm sorry!"

"No, don't do this!"

Seeing the child calling out for her Mom, and even uttering those words in a tearful voice, Kiana immediately rushed over and hugged the girl tightly.

"You did nothing wrong—everyone just didn't understand the situation, right!"

That's right.

After putting his sunglasses back, Lin Yu spoke very gently to the child in front of him.

"Why don't you go to the hotel with Kiana's Mom and rest for a bit? Dad will chat with the other aunties and then come over."

"Um!"

Looking at the well-behaved child in front of them, everyone still felt that this scene was too eerie.

Especially Yuno was the mastermind behind it all.

Before this scene unfolded, she had never considered taking the initiative to participate.

But now, my senior's daughter with Kiana... no, why does this feel so strange?

Moreover, now that things have turned out this way, even if I myself have no intention of getting involved, other people will definitely look at me differently.

Strange, where did this child come from?

"Never mind."

Seeing the strange atmosphere on the scene, Fu Hua suddenly felt a surge of irritation.

"I'm not interested in this. Kiana might not be able to take good care of the child. I'll go and see how things go first."

"Then, Lady Fu Hua, I'll leave that to you."

After seeing Fu Hua off with her gaze, Rita smiled and watched Lin Yu, quietly waiting for him to speak first.

"Sister..."

Rita's face was full of a kind smile, but Lin Yu felt—damn, what a terrifying aura.

"A'yu, I'm really curious, what exactly happened?"

At this moment, Rita took a step forward and approached Lin Yu with a smile.

"I've lived with you for two years, and I really didn't realize you were this kind of person."

[A surge of killing intent! This is definitely a surge of killing intent!]

[Hehehe, the screen this system loves most has finally appeared!]

As for Anna and Mei on the other side, at this moment...

Well, Anna still felt uneasy, but she wasn't stupid; she had already realized what was strange about the situation.

Lin Yu and Kiana have only known each other for two months. Even if they secretly do it every day, Kiana's belly is unlikely to get big, let alone give birth to a child.

But as for Mei...

Lin Yu and Kiana already have a child.

Hey, Mei, don't do this.

[You're a high school student who's taken biology classes, so you should know that it generally takes 280 days for a human embryo to develop into a baby.]

[You and Kiana haven't even known each other for this long, do you really think Lin Yu and Kiana could have secretly had a child—is that even possible!]

Don't give up hope!

Thank you for encouraging me at this time.

But they even have a child, and me, me, me...

[They didn't give birth to the child, why are you letting this stop you from moving forward!]

Besides, there's a Shenzhou proverb that goes something like this. "If you wield your hoe well, there's no corner you can't dig down."

Is having a child such a big problem? The real issue is how deep your love for Lin Yu is!

... Let me have some peace and quiet.

Hearing Raiden Mei's answer, the Herrscher of Thunder truly felt that if she were in control of her body right now, she would definitely have high blood pressure.

[You didn't take the plunge when I told you to, and now you're wallowing in self-pity here.]

Poison Ivy helped you so much, and look at you now—in your current state, you're not even in the running for Talksword!

Yeah, it's never my turn.

Originally intending to provoke Mei's inner Herrscher of Thunder Mei, they now realize—oh no, she really is 'broken'.

Oh no, I underestimated Lin Yu's importance in her heart.

Well, that's it, even the reverse psychology didn't work...

I can't carry it. Oh well, there's nothing I can do if I really can't carry it.

Let her perish on her own; she brought this upon herself.

With this in mind, the Herrscher of Thunder deliberately fell into a deep sleep—which was clearly impossible.

She still longed to fight Lin Yu, but the problem was, there was no chance to fight now. Seeing Lin Yu suffer a setback seemed to be a very satisfying experience for the Herrscher of Thunder.

As for Ling, who was squatting near the coconut tree, she was laughing so hard she was rolling on the ground.

At this moment, Ling truly felt that she had made the right decision not to continue reminding Lin Yu.

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