Honkai Impact: This Narration is Off / Honkai's Dog-Eat-Dog World
Chapter 349

Girls, Girls, Girls

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Yes, that's right. Your fight with Kevin was just a dream.

No, it's not just that. The finishing blow, suppressing the Herrscher of Death, fighting the Soviet Union, and defeating the Wind Ruler—these were all things you did in your dream.

In reality, you're just a lazybones like Kiana, who loves to sleep in class.

Okay, that's enough.

I knew it after you came out...

Seeing Himeko beside him staring at him with a complicated expression, Lin Yu knew that something was definitely wrong with this classroom.

As for what the system was saying, he didn't believe a single word of it.

The ability of the Phantasm Lantern Barrier to rewrite others' perceptions and create illusions is essentially equivalent to making people dream.

It can be said that Lin Yu is the person in this world who understands 'dreams' the most, apart from the Herrscher of Reason. Can he not tell whether the past events were dreams or reality?

What if this system said that even the so-called Voidpower Gem Shard are just things that appear in dreams?

You can just give up now.

I am perfectly fine now, and I can even feel that Voidpower Gem Shard, the Herrscher Core Binding core, the three Lord's Imprint, and the Balance Pearl in my body are missing.

But don't you feel like you're missing something?

The joystick is here too!

That's not what this system is talking about!

[Damn it, the system hasn't even started making lewd jokes yet, and you've already started going down the path of vulgarity.]

This was all because you infected me.

Seeing Lin Yu's vacant expression, Himeko sighed helplessly.

"Alright, I know you were exhausted from yesterday's tasks, you should go and get some rest."

"Seele, take Lin Yu to the infirmary."

"I understand, Himeko- sensei."

Seeing a girl with black hair mixed with a few blue strands walk towards him, Lin Yu indifferently got up and followed her.

In the previous battle, I almost perished because I overused the Phantasm Lantern Barrier.

But...

Was it because Bianca used Durandal and tore through space?

At that time, I used the power of the pseudo -Herrscher of Reason Core, combined with the Honkai Energy squeezed out from the Herrscher of Constraint core within my body, to forcibly reshape my body.

As a price, after excessively exploiting the power of the Herrscher of Reason, that core completely vanished from my body.

Due to the spatial disturbances, I was unable to reshape my body in that world and was instead forced to come to the Quantum Sea.

Only in this way can I explain why the girl in front of me seems more real than others.

Seele Vollerei, the Cocolia girl who was tricked into the Quantum Sea.

Theoretically, she should have been trapped in the World Bubble by Kevin.

But now...

That's strange. I remember that the World Bubble related to the St. Freya Academy was created by Old Yang, but now Old Yang is living a good life outside.

The World Bubble Kevin created was related to the Fire Moth base. The World Bubble he created now is completely different from the one he was supposed to create.

Ahead of Lin Yu, Seele, who was leading Lin Yu forward, was actually having a conversation with another voice in her mind.

Also, another version of myself, do we really want to go this way?

It's not a good thing to take advantage of others.

[Idiot, using others is bad, but is staying here any better?]

[Have you forgotten something? Your older sister is still waiting for you outside.]

[Seele, you wouldn't want your sister to be heartbroken and sad for the rest of her life because she can't see you, would you?]

Sister Bronya... Of course I really want to see her.

That's right, that's it, be a good girl/boy.

This man's origins are unknown, but that's precisely why I feel he holds the key to breaking the deadlock.

So wait—do whatever I tell you to do, understand?

At this moment, Seele, recalling Bronya, could only nod weakly after a struggle between her conscience and her own.

Okay, it's a promise, you're not allowed to hurt this big brother.

Hey, I just wanted to get out of here, why would I hurt him?

[Knowing you're a kind-hearted girl, I promise you, if the opportunity arises, I won't hurt him; instead, I'll help him out and take him with me.]

Is that so?

My other self, you are just too wonderful!

So, since you think I'm a good person, then you absolutely must listen to me later.

Hmm, so what should we do?

At this moment, after opening the door, Seele spoke to Lin Yu behind her.

"Senior Lin Yu, we've arrived at the infirmary."

"Hmm, don't rush off yet."

Yes, that's what I was thinking too. Should we stay and take care of him?

This older brother named Lin Yu looks dazed and confused; he's definitely not in a good state.

No, that's not what I meant... Fine, just give me control of your body, let me handle it.

Just as Lin Yu was about to start a conversation with the other party, he noticed that Seele's eyes suddenly turned red, and he felt that something was wrong.

Um, I just wanted to talk to you.

But your sudden change of personnel and emotional fluctuations give me the impression that you have ulterior motives...

Do I not even have time to rest for a moment before I have to deal with things I don't want to deal with?

Well, this is probably your destiny, and...

[Look! A new beautiful girl! Big Bread Beauty! She even has a dual personality, can be soft or hard, cute or mature! Buy one get one free! Don't miss it, host!]

Oh, that's enough.

Director, I really appreciate you, but could you please show me some respect every time I try to be with you...?

Name: Seele Vollerei

[Identity: Your junior in this World Bubble, Stigmata Awakener.]

[Current favorability rating: 5 (Being handsome means you can do whatever you want)]

[Note: Taking her down is equivalent to taking down two Seele, which is equivalent to taking down Bronya. It's not a buy-one-get-one-free deal, it's a buy-one-get-two-free deal!]

Forget it, I'll just completely put away my respect for you.

If you can maintain this state, then this system will be at ease, but...

[From the very beginning, your emotional fluctuations have been quite unusual, and you yourself are well aware of this, aren't you?]

Having just recovered from your self-sealed memories, you've been revived thanks to the power of the Herrscher of Reason, but your mentality is in terrible shape.

Sometimes, a vigorous battle on the bed can be relaxing.

You've already tried your best. Sometimes, even if you're a little selfish, no one will blame you.

Thank you so much.

But for now, let's just forget about it.

[What's going on? Is this the Sacred Ruins?]

No, I just think that it was already terrible for her to be betrayed by her adoptive mother.

To do that to her without any emotional connection...

—A vengeful ghost should just be a vengeful ghost. Why would a perfectly good vengeful ghost do such a beastly thing?

I was originally planning to work hard this month and compete with the top players to get the monthly ticket ranking rewards.

But now the whole family is coughing, and I'm coughing up blood. At times like this, my life is more important than trying to be a master.

I'll still try to update, but I won't be continuing the bounty this month. I coughed several times while writing a thousand words, and it was really too much for me.

I'll stop here for now and see how things go next month once I'm feeling better...

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This is the total number of monthly passes up to this month, calculated at 7200 per pass (ten characters per pass).

Updates will be posted as usual tonight, but it's a bit late, so I don't recommend waiting.

Chapter 243. Women Women Women

After hearing Lin Yu's inner thoughts, the system paused for a moment.

However, the system immediately continued speaking to Lin Yu.

You are a true gentleman! You are noble! You are remarkable!

But who's going to add this missing piece of fun to this system?

What you're saying is true. There's never a lack of fun in life; what's lacking is the eye to see it.

This system has no eyes.

But as you can see, your observational skills are many times better than mine, so why limit your focus to me?

[That makes sense. Let this system take a look...]

Oh ho, interesting.

No, I was just saying it casually, and you actually saw it.

Here's the thing: you are indeed a gentleman.

[But you want to let her go, while she doesn't want to let you go, like right now...]

Before the system could finish speaking, Seele, whose eyes were already bloodshot, suddenly clung to Lin Yu.

"Lin Yu... brother, is it okay to call you that?"

Unsolicited kindness is always suspicious, but she couldn't possibly steal anything from me...

[Evil.]

No, don't be so extreme.

[Evil!]

Today, even the King of Heaven himself is a villain!

Completely unaware that Lin Yu was having a conversation with the system, Black Seele pressed her chest against Lin Yu and suddenly looked at him with teary eyes.

"We've been trapped in this strange place for a long time. Brother Lin Yu seems very capable. Can he take Seele out of this terrible place?"

"If Brother Lin Yu can take Seele away from here, Seele will definitely do her best to repay Brother Lin Yu."

"Dry" refers to astringent techniques.

How should I put it, a good fucking slap?

Her mother didn't even leave behind ashes, so let's just forget about it.

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