Fast Forward to Kissing
The news of Xiao Ran's victory over Lu Pingtian quickly spread throughout Chaos City.
However, there was only one piece of information, severely lacking in detail, so much so that most people felt it was just—
Isn't it only natural for the Dao Alliance's prodigies to defeat the sect's prodigies?
This is why Xiao Ran didn't want to lose face and spar with Lu Pingtian.
If you lose, you get scolded; if you win, no one praises you.
Before we knew it, the season of abundant harvests and ripe seeds had arrived once again.
In the Orchard to the west, the fragrance of various fruits mingled with the breeze, creating a mesmerizing and intoxicating sensation.
Xiao Ran and Chuyan picked some high-quality, rare fruits together.
Although these fruits are not of high quality, they are delicious and nutritious, and some of them also have considerable medicinal value.
You can make some dried fruit for later use, to make fruit pastries or fresh juice.
Unbeknownst to him, Xiao Ran was holding two adorable little apples, gazing at them intently, muttering to himself:
"The color is rich and the quality is perfect, but it's a little small. It would be better if it were a bit bigger."
Chuyan was covered in black lines, but her ears were bright red, and she was trembling slightly as she held the Sewing Needle.
"I'm leaving. You pick them all by yourself."
"That's ridiculous! Do you still have menstruation even though you're over a hundred years old?" Xiao Ran didn't mind and continued picking fruit.
After finishing their daily tasks of weeding, catching insects, and refining medicine, the Chunwa and Qiuchan would come to the Orchard on Sword-Wielding Mountain and hang on the tall trees all day long, clinging to the ground like slugs and refusing to come down.
Fortunately, Xiao Ran had picked all the top-quality fruits in advance; the remaining fruits would rot anyway if they couldn't be eaten.
There are only a few days left until the Heaven's Chosen Assembly.
During this period, Xiao Ran focused his energy on scavenging resources and taking advantage of his Master's generosity.
He glanced at his Filial Piety Points and realized that he had accumulated over 300 without even realizing it! However, he didn't need many Filial Piety Points recently, so he wasn't collecting them very frequently.
This made Lingzhou Yue think that Xiao Ran was deliberately distancing himself from her because he had been kicked so hard last time.
Midnight.
Beside the pool on the east side.
The moonlight dappled down.
After a busy day, Xiao Ran sat cross-legged on a large rock by the pool at night to fish.
On the bamboo tray next to it, there was a tall pile of Mutton Jerky.
He used earthworms for fishing, Mutton Jerky was for his own consumption.
As a result, the Mutton Jerky so flavorful and aromatic that it attracted schools of fish to the shore. They wouldn't leave no matter how much you tried to shoo them away, and you could even catch them with a straight hook.
It's clear that anyone can fish with their hands.
Lingzhou Yue has been alone at the hot spring for several days.
I don't know what she's up to with Xiao Ran. She doesn't even go to the hot springs to give her a massage, and she's even stopped updating her sketchbook.
That night, Lingzhou Yue didn't look at any paintings, and unintentionally drank dozens of jugs of wine.
A blend of rice and wheat, a fusion of ice and fire, this liquor has a powerful aftereffect; you can't handle it.
In a daze, he tried to use his divine sense, but couldn't find Xiao Ran's location.
He casually put on a green robe, picked up a wine pot, and circled around Sword-Wielding Mountain before finally finding Xiao Ran by the pool on the east side.
Recalling that kick that day, which was indeed quite heavy, he swayed his body and came behind Xiao Ran, pretending to massage his shoulder.
Her movements appeared gentle, but they were clumsy and ineffective, lacking any real experience in terms of rhythm or intensity.
"Is that Master?"
Xiao Ran continued fishing, his eyelids drooping, and asked the question knowingly.
Lingzhou Yue, drunk and rambling, said, "It hurts me as much as it hurts you. Chuyan is your disciple. There is a proper order of seniority and gender. You can't take advantage of her so openly. I was just trying to speak up for you, but she gave you a random test that you failed. It made me lose face."
Xiao Ran only said:
"I was sleeping at the time. It was just my body's instinctive reaction to the sudden change in the environment. Besides, Chuyan was covered up... I was wearing an eye mask and didn't see anything."
Xiao Ran almost let it slip, but luckily his Master was so drunk that he didn't notice anything amiss.
Lingzhou Yue, drunk and tipsy, said:
"I know you're not that kind of person. Where are you hurt? Let me rub it for you. Don't worry about it. I was wrong. I'll be gentler next time."
I'll definitely kick it next time...
Xiao Ran's face darkened.
"No need to rub anymore, my Senior Uncle has already healed my wounds."
Lingzhou Yue suddenly felt something was wrong.
There's something going on! "You were clearly kicked out that day, but you came back all smiles. Tell me honestly, what did you do with my Master at Hundred Herbs Peak?"
Xiao Ran pursed his lips.
"Of course, it's Dual Cultivation."
"Ha?"
Lingzhou Yue raised her sword-like eyebrows slightly, and almost kicked out with her raised foot, but she gritted her teeth and held back, squeezing Xiao Ran's shoulder until it creaked.
"That's your Senior Uncle, or strictly speaking, your Grandmaster. How can you Dual Cultivation with someone from a different generation? You can only Dual Cultivation with me. Only I can Dual Cultivation with Master grandmaster. That's the only reasonable way."
What kind of logic is that?
Inside this cloth box!
Xiao Ran was too lazy to argue with the drunkard, and casually asked, "Master, how are those mistresses you mentioned counted? Does it just mean they cultivated with you?"
Lingzhou Yue suddenly loosened her grip and began to rub her hands together meaningfully.
"Of course there are also things that are not suitable for children, but it's too early to tell you."
Xiao Ran feigned curiosity:
"It's not early. Tell me about it, I'm very curious."
"Haha, you're jealous."
Lingzhou Yue laughed heartily.
"If I tell you, you'll be even more jealous."
Xiao Ran showed no jealousy, but said:
"Vinegar is good for the stomach."
Lingzhou Yue leaned against Xiao Ran's back, whispered mysteriously in Xiao Ran ear, her breath reeking of alcohol, "I infused them with Spiritual Power to improve their Cultivation Level. Back then, Master was quite the ladies' man."
"..."
As expected, you can't even make tofu properly! And you dare to dream of having children!
Xiao Ran was not surprised at all. However, his Master was drunk and limp, lying on his back, which made him realize once again what it meant to have the vastness of the universe in one's heart.
"My Master instilled in me not only Spiritual Power, but also the Bone of the Blood Moon. How should that be counted?"
"I thought you didn't know? You knew everything and still treated me like this? You heartless bastard..."
Lingzhou Yue suddenly became angry and smashed the wine pot on Xiao Ran's head. Because he was too drunk, he was weak and powerless.
Xiao Ran sensed that the atmosphere had changed, so he took out a bamboo hairpin and handed it to his Master behind him.
"This is a hairpin that I bought in East Floating City some time ago. I've been so busy with cultivation that I forgot about it. I'm just making amends to my Master."
Lingzhou Yue glanced at it groggily.
This is a sword-shaped bamboo hairpin inlaid with Crescent Moon, which suits her quite well.
Her hair is usually loose down her back, with the ends tied into a braid with a rope, bamboo stick, or foxtail grass.
Although casual, it is naturally unrestrained.
Out of curiosity, she forced herself to get up despite being drunk.
Carefully arrange your hair into a simple bun, then secure it with a hairpin at an angle.
Is it pretty?
Xiao Ran turned around and looked closely.
Master's hair bun was very simple, inserted diagonally like a sword.
The once imposing sword aura had dissipated considerably, but it still exuded an exquisite and majestic aura.
But within this grandeur, there is also a touch of proud femininity.
The bright moonlight filtered through the pines and maples, casting dappled shadows on the Master's handsome face. A delicate fragrance wafted through the air, and the radiance shimmered, like a projection of a fairyland onto earth.
Xiao Ran was stunned, and after a long while, he said:
"It's beautiful, even more beautiful than the moonlight."
Lingzhou Yue shook her head and smiled gently.
"I think you're fishing."
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 8 Filial Piety Points!]
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 8 Filial Piety Points!]
[Congratulations...]
"Yes."
Xiao Ran turned around and sat down to continue fishing.
Lingzhou Yue, unable to withstand the effects of alcohol, moonlight, or her disciple's sweet talk, sat down beside Xiao Ran, leaned on his left shoulder, and drifted off to sleep.
He's still talking nonsense in a daze.
"Back when I was flirting with girls... I was just as sweet-talking."
Xiao Ran continued fishing, casually asking, "Why isn't it sweet anymore?"
Lingzhou Yue's lips were fragrant, and a faint smile graced her rosy lips.
"It can be sweet too... Would you like to hear it?"
"Master can be sweet?" Xiao Ran was a little incredulous and casually replied, "I want to hear it."
Lingzhou Yue is a master at flirting with girls, but a complete novice when it comes to flirting with guys. After a long, confused struggle, she finally managed to utter:
"Can you have children?"
Startled by those words, Xiao Ran immediately examined the Bone of the Blood Moon that was fused into his bloodline. Only after confirming that its composition was different from the water in the Women's Kingdom did he feel relieved and continue fishing.
A gentle breeze ruffled my hair and rippled the water in the pond.
The moonlight, like water, dappled down, and the shimmering moon fragments reflected in the water were delicate and shy, as beautiful as a dream.
She can't compare to Master's beautiful face in the slightest.
Having children?
Xiao Ran looked up at the moon, thinking, "I don't know how to give birth directly, but I do know how to give birth indirectly..."
Is Master's mouth really that sweet?
Xiao Ran suddenly found himself lost in thought.
A question arose in my mind—
If I secretly gave myself a kiss... wouldn't my Filial Piety Points explode? Regardless of the conclusion, young people, you still need to have this experimental spirit!
After much deliberation, Xiao Ran cast aside all his fear and, with utmost filial piety, approached the art of alchemy with the same scientific attitude his Senior Uncle had shown—
She turned her head and stole a kiss on her Master's red lips.
Just one bite, like a dragonfly skimming the water.
It's soft, cool, and very moist.
With an intoxicating aroma of wine...
In an instant! A sword aura burst forth from Master's body—
It was like a colossal wave crashing against the shore!
A wave crashed in, sending him soaring into the night sky, straight towards the full moon.
Xiao Ran opened his eyes and looked at the round moon hanging in the night sky, sighing, "The moonlight tonight is so beautiful!"
[Congratulations, host, you have gained 1 Filial Piety Points!]
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