Trying It Out Is Trying Death

[Experiment Objective: To verify a new way to earn Filial Piety Points, and... to verify whether Master's words are as sweet as she claims.]

[Experiment method: While Master is drunk and leaning on my shoulder, wearing the Sword Moon Hairpin given to me by Xiao Ran, I'll steal a kiss... It shouldn't be a big problem.]

[Experiment Result: Unfortunately, the Master's Qi Sea Tide was triggered, and the user was "Flick of a Flash" into the sky, while simultaneously gaining one Filial Piety Points.]

The problem lies in this Filial Piety Points.

According to Xiao Ran's original estimate, there were three possible outcomes.

The first type is when Filial Piety Points goes off the charts.

Then he would follow his Senior Uncle's advice, upgrade to the advanced Dual Cultivation level, fast forward to having children, and directly become invincible in one step. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

The second scenario is that no Filial Piety Points are earned, and the Master discovers this, giving the student a severe beating to teach them a lesson so they never dare to have such thoughts again.

The third possibility is that the Master is sleeping too soundly and doesn't react at all, so there's no Filial Piety Points and the master won't beat him up.

As a result, a fourth situation occurred!

He was blasted into the sky by his Master's Flick of a Flash, but at the same time, he was also given a Filial Piety Points.

It's like giving someone a beating and then a sweet treat...

Why is there a Filial Piety Points? If you have Filial Piety Points, why would you beat someone up? It's just like the Serendipitous Critical Strike that drained your Master's Spiritual Power before—just one Filial Piety Points each time, and then you get kicked off the mountain...

What the hell is this broken system doing?!

Xiao Ran was completely baffled, but luckily his Master's mouth was delicious, so getting beaten up wasn't a bad thing.

It's cool, moist, soft, and slightly bouncy.

Besides the aroma of wine, there is also a hint of peach blossom and Sword Bamboo fragrance and sweetness.

Time travel is still the best...

Xiao Ran could not determine whether the experiment was successful or not; further research was needed before a conclusion could be reached.

Master's Tidal Power is very strong; an ordinary person would be killed by a single wave, but he only suffered a mild concussion.

Xiao Ran was swept up a thousand feet into the air by a wave, and the speed was still very fast, and it was still climbing.

But he didn't want to waste his Spiritual Power on braking, so he just lay there and enjoyed the bright moonlight.

Tonight is a full moon.

The suspended Moon Wheel much larger and brighter than it would appear from Earth.

The texture of the Moon Wheel is also completely different, and upon closer inspection, it has a more intricate and complex topography.

The legend of the True Spirit Continent is—

The moon is the abode of immortals.

Legend has it that before the Dharma Ending Era, cultivators ascended to the moon by transcending tribulations.

After the Dharma Ending Era, all those who attempted to ascend perished in mid-air; not a single one succeeded.

After that, no one dared to undergo the tribulation again.

Before the end of the Dharma Ending Era, there were occasional immortals who would descend to earth, traveling incognito, and like the Eight Immortals crossing the sea to tease mortals.

After the Dharma Ending Era, no immortals descended upon the True Spirit Continent again.

Therefore, many people speculate that it was because immortals broke through the void and left the moon that the Spiritual Energy of the True Spirit Continent was depleted, turning it into the Dharma Ending Era.

Fortunately, Xiao Ran wasn't that obsessed with becoming an immortal.

After all, the system offers extended service packages, so you can just keep renewing them.

But if Master doesn't become an immortal, he will eventually run out of energy and die of old age. When that happens, he will have nothing left to exploit and will also die a natural death.

Getting carried away, a mere Qi Refining cultivator is actually concerned about the lifespan of Spirit Severing stage expert...

They might not even live to see the end of their Master's lifespan.

The moon is absolutely gorgeous tonight; it's huge and round, bright as fire, and translucent as jade.

Xiao Ran reached the peak.

It quickly accelerated its descent.

But no matter whether he is near the moon or far from the moon, the moon is still the same size and the same roundness.

Wait, why are there two moons?

It's not lit up anymore!

"Master?"

A moment ago.

Lingzhou Yue was having a sweet dream when suddenly her body trembled and her Qi Sea went berserk.

When he opened his eyes, he realized that he had sprayed Xiao Ran away again.

She offended him last time, and as a result, she didn't get to enjoy her beloved apprentice's filial piety for several days.

In a flash, he appeared a thousand feet in the air and caught Xiao Ran in a skillful princess carry.

"What are you up to now?"

Xiao Ran looked up at his Master's breathtakingly beautiful face, with Sword Moon Bamboo Hairpin inserted at an angle. Her grandeur and delicate beauty were perfectly blended, making her even more beautiful than the Moon Wheel.

So much so that he, who had originally intended to make excuses, suddenly felt clear-headed and no longer concealed anything, calmly saying, "I kissed my Master."

Lingzhou Yue's eyes were fixed, her delicate face slightly flushed.

After a moment of stunned silence, she remembered what she had mentioned about having children, and quickly regained her composure, saying:

"Idiot! How many times do I have to tell you? You can't have children by kissing!"

Xiao Ran cried. "Even a simple kiss is like heaven! I wouldn't dare do anything else..."

Thinking this in his heart, but his face remained calm, and he simply went down the steps.

"Disciple understands."

The two fell from the sky, but the wind around them seemed to have frozen, forming a closed world for the two of them.

Lingzhou Yue, her face still flushed with wine, smiled smugly and said, "I told you long ago, following Master is dangerous... Do you regret it now?"

Xiao Ran showed no remorse and gave a standard, straightforward answer.

"I don't regret it. Even my Master can't kill me now."

"Oh, really?"

A cold glint suddenly flashed in Lingzhou Yue's beautiful eyes as she stared at Xiao Ran with a half-smile, saying meaningfully, "Why did you dare to steal a kiss while your teacher was asleep? Your teacher is perfectly awake now. Try kissing me again."

Xiao Ran was taken aback, as if he were witnessing another experiment.

[Experiment Objective: To test whether I would be killed by my Master under the defense of maxed-out Resonance and Boundless Qi Sea.]

[Experiment Method: Forced kiss.]

[Experimental result: Try it and you'll die.]

Xiao Ran had already foreseen this outcome from the sword light in his Master's eyes, so he dared not try again.

Even if you're timid, you can't be timid with your words. Xiao Ran said calmly, "There's no need for kissing. Next time, I'll try something else."

Lingzhou Yue's clear eyes narrowed slightly, and the sword light shone brightly, as if it could kill.

"I'm waiting for you!"

Xiao Ran shuddered, but his face remained calm as he changed the subject:

"Master, have you ever seen an immortal?"

Lingzhou Yue's face still held Sword Intent as she coldly said:

"Am I that old, teacher?"

Xiao Ran felt a mix of melancholy and anticipation.

He shares the same dream as the China National Space Administration.

"If only I could go up to the moon with my Master someday."

He said calmly.

Lingzhou Yue was stunned for a moment, then asked directly, "Aren't you afraid of dying?"

I have a health pack, what am I afraid of dying for?

Xiao Ran's gaze was firm.

"With Master here, this disciple has nothing to fear."

Lingzhou Yue shook her head and smiled sternly.

Her smile was so beautiful that it left an eternal imprint on Xiao Ran's Sea of Consciousness.

"You said it yourself, I'm waiting for you."

Judging from his Master's expression, he didn't seem to believe it, but Xiao Ran still gained Filial Piety Points.

[Congratulations, host, you have gained 88 Filial Piety Points!]

Xiao Ran understood.

Winning hearts and minds is the best strategy; winning bodies is the worst! That night...

Xiao Ran and his Master returned to the Hot Spring Cliff.

He updated Horse Breaks the Sky's sketchbook on the spot, added a lot of scenes for Yun Yun, massaged his Master's back and shoulders, and made pastries and juice on the spot.

The two then spent the night in the hot spring...

The next day.

Chuyan spent a month crafting a completely handmade immortal robe for her Grandmaster, and it is finally complete.

Limited by the low quality of the raw materials such as cotton, silk, and bamboo membrane, this garment is of low grade, even inferior to the Elder Azure Robe worn by Lingzhou Yue.

But the quality and workmanship are absolutely amazing.

Xiao Ran held it in his hands and examined it.

The fine, fingerprint-like texture, the dazzling yet orderly stitching, the meticulously detailed floral patterns, the warm, silky feel, and the delicate, bamboo-like fragrance...

It's completely unimaginable that this is a fairy robe woven from swords.

Before she could even savor the clothes, Chuyan snatched them back.

"Grandmaster, please try it on. If it doesn't fit, I'll make some alterations."

Lingzhou Yue had just gotten up from the hot spring. She stretched and yawned, revealing a beautifully curvaceous figure.

"Do we need to change it? You've already taken the measurements while you were looking around in the hot spring."

Chuyan giggled, her face beaming with anticipation.

"This disciple is doing this to make clothes for Master."

"I'll give it a try."

In the master bedroom of the Disciple Quarters, Lingzhou Yue was about to take off her clothes, completely disregarding Xiao Ran as an outsider.

But since men and women are different, Xiao Ran still spoke up.

"Wait, I'm still here."

Lingzhou Yue simply said, "Turn your back."

Xiao Ran obediently turned his back, so that he could openly use his divine sense without being scolded.

Chuyan stared longingly, her little face tilted up, her hands cupping her chin, her eyes practically sparkling with excitement.

Lingzhou Yue felt a chill run down her spine.

"You turn your back too!"

Chuyan said "oh" and then turned her back.

Three breaths later, Lingzhou Yue said, "Alright, you can all turn around now."

So fast? Xiao Ran turned around cautiously, and before he could even open his divine sense, his Master had already changed his clothes...

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