You Want Me to Be a Primordial Helper, But I Created and Destroyed All Realms?!
Chapter 123

Saint Wholesale Market? The Entire Primordial World Was Stunned!

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The Yin-Yang Ancestor swallowed the Primordial Violet Qi that Lin Shen had "washed" into his stomach.

In that instant, a completely different fluctuation of laws forcefully pushed aside the original order above Kunlun Mountain.

It doesn't have the warm, down-to-earth atmosphere of "The Qiankun Food Sage".

This pressure is cold and absolute.

It is an absolute balance, like the two ends of a scale, perfectly balanced.

A vast Tai Chi Diagram unfolded behind him, engulfing the entire sky.

But what flows in the picture is no longer simply black and white.

Deep within the "Yin Fish" on the left, a universe is coming to an end. Stars are extinguished, laws are decayed, and everything returns to cold, lifeless silence and nothingness.

On the right, at the core of the "Yang Fish," another universe is being born. All things are sprouting, laws are being established, and everywhere is filled with the joy of breaking through the soil and infinite possibilities.

Life and death.

Creation and destruction.

They are no longer simply adversaries, but rather interdependent and mutually supportive.

There is no eternal life, nor absolute death.

The cycle of life and death, the interplay of Yin Yang, is the eternity of the universe!

"I am Yin Yang!"

The voice of the Yin-Yang Ancestor resonated throughout the Three Realms of the Primordial World, no longer calm and still, but imbued with an absolute majesty that held the truth of the universe.

"Today, we prove our path through balance!"

"He shall be the Primordial World's Sage of Reason!"

His left eye transformed into a pitch-black singularity that devoured everything.

The right eye transformed into the primordial white hole that gave birth to time and space.

A single glance is enough to see through all the mysteries of the universe, from its birth to its destruction.

Another Primordial Daluo Golden Immortal has been born!

Moreover, he is a Sage of reason who governs "order" and "balance"!

Kunlun Mountain Peak, deathly silence descended once more.

Everyone's gaze froze, staring blankly at the old man dressed in a black and white Daoist robe, whose demeanor already transcended the world.

Another one?

All in all, it probably wouldn't even take the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.

Is the Kunlun Mountain a wholesale market for Sage?

Why are they popping out one after another like dumplings being dropped into a pot?

Are they all Free Saint, unrestrained by the laws of Heaven, living a carefree and unfettered life?

When did the holy throne become so cheap?

Is Heavenly Merit being sold off at a clearance sale? Or is the Origin of the Great Dao trying to boost its year-end performance?

At the foot of the mountain, the brains of hundreds of millions of living beings have completely shut down, turning into a pot of boiling mush.

They felt that the worldview of spiritual cultivation they had built up through a century of meditation was being mercilessly smashed to pieces by that little boy on the mountaintop.

"I... I think... I've figured it out..."

In the crowd, a Bai Ze Divine Beast, whose cultivation had reached the peak of the Daluo Golden Immortal, suddenly trembled, its eyes bursting with fear and fanaticism after a profound enlightenment.

"What Heavenly Dao! What Laws! What Asceticism!"

"It's all fake! It's all a lie!"

His voice trembled as he revealed this cruel truth to the still bewildered powerful figures around him.

"The true shortcut to sainthood, from beginning to end, is only one!"

"That means—currying favor with that Little Ancestor on the mountaintop!"

"Look!"

He raised his hand and pointed to the water mirror, at the few future Sage had just obtained the Primordial Violet Qi and hadn't yet had time to rejoice.

"Qiankun Ancestor, relying solely on a Roasted Sweet Potato, not only attained enlightenment himself but also gained a son with a Xuanhuang Dao Body for free, in exchange for the Little Ancestor calling him 'Good Daddy'!"

"The Yin-Yang Ancestor made two black and white balls fight, which made the Little Ancestor laugh heartily. Now, he's become one too!"

"And look at those two fellow Daoists from the West!"

"One broke off Bodhi Tree Branch to brush the Little Ancestor's teeth, and the other turned himself into Great Golden Lamp to be the Little Ancestor's toy, and also got a share of the 'washed' purple aura!"

"Look at Minghe and Kunpeng! One offered up his most treasured magic weapon, and the other transformed into his true form to curry favor, and what was the result? The Little Ancestor didn't even bother to give them a second glance!"

The Bai Ze Divine Beast became more and more excited as it spoke, its voice piercing through the clouds and splitting rocks, finally roaring as if it were using up all its life's cultivation.

"What does this mean?!"

"This proves that strength, magic weapons, background, and seniority are all worthless in front of this Little Ancestor!"

"His preferences are the only, supreme, ultimate path in this Primordial World!"

"From now on, anyone who wants to become a saint shouldn't even bother with seclusion!"

"Think of everything! Figure it out! How can we make that Little Ancestor happy!"

Bai Ze's deafening roar shattered the fog in the minds of all the powerful beings!

Yes!

Why didn't they think of that!

It turns out that this "Admission Ceremony" at Kunlun Mountain was not actually Hongjun Daozu selecting disciples at all!

Instead, it was that Little Ancestor choosing... toys for himself!

Whoever becomes the Little Ancestor's favorite toy will rise to the top and become a saint in one fell swoop!

I've figured that out.

The gazes of hundreds of millions of living beings at the Kunlun Mountain have completely changed.

In that gaze, there was no longer a simple reverence and longing for the Great Dao.

Instead, it was filled with... a kind of fervor and ambition to participate in an idol audition and debut as the center!

Countless powerful individuals began rapidly calculating their own "talents" in their minds.

"My true form is Nine-Colored Peacock, and my display of its tail feathers is unparalleled. My Little Ancestor will definitely love to see it!"

"I am the embodiment of the Essence of Innate Geng Metal, indestructible, perfect as a chew toy for my Little Ancestor!"

"I've lived through countless eons, and I know the most Primordial World Secrets. I can tell my Little Ancestor bedtime stories!"

"I can blow bubbles! The colorful kind!"

In an instant, the atmosphere at the Kunlun Mountain transformed from the solemn and dignified "Great Dao Lecture Hall" into a chaotic "Primordial World Talent Show" audition scene.

Countless creatures were eager to show off their skills to that Little Ancestor as soon as the Dao Ancestor finished his sermon!

Meanwhile, atop the mountain...

Those powerful beings who had just received their "tickets to sainthood" were filled with mixed feelings.

Minghe, Kunpeng, Jieyin, Zhunti held the radiant, Chaos Violet Qi in their hands, feeling as if they were holding four hot potatoes that could burn through their Divine Soul.

To use or not to use?

Use it now, and you can immediately Prove the Dao and Become a Saint.

However, those who are proven to be "ordinary" Free Saint are most likely to be inferior to Qiankun and Yin Yang, the two "VIP clients" who have put in a lot of effort.

But if I don't use it now, what if... what if this stuff expires if I leave it for too long?

Or what if the little Little Ancestor gets upset later and takes the purple aura back?

The four men faced a choice a hundred times more painful than the previous one of "choosing Shackles and freedom."

"Four fellow Daoists, what are you still hesitating about?"

The newly ascended Yin-Yang Ancestor, a sage of reason, smiled calmly at their constipated expressions.

His body was surrounded by a swirling flow of black and white energy, radiating an aura of transcendence that seemed to say, "I have seen through everything."

"Great opportunities are fleeting."

"If you don't prove it now, do you expect to wait until the next time our young friend 'takes a bath'?"

These words, though seemingly words of advice, are in fact a veiled attack on the heart.

The four men from the Minghe turned deathly pale instantly.

Yes.

To encounter such an unprecedented, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity is like having one's ancestral graves turned into a nebula.

Do you want a second time?

What unrealistic dreams are you having!

"Thank you for your guidance, fellow Daoist!"

The Ancestor Minghe was the first to make up his mind.

Who cares if they're VIPs! Let's get on the bus first!

To become a saint is already an extraordinary stroke of luck!

He bowed deeply in the direction of Lin Shen, then opened his mouth wide, about to swallow the Primordial Violet Qi in one gulp!

However, just as the purple aura was about to enter his mouth...

A voice, sweet and childlike yet imbued with undeniable authority, suddenly rang out.

"Etc!"

Lin Shen suddenly poked his little head out from Hongjun's arms, pointed at Minghe, Kunpeng, Jieyin, Zhunti, and announced with a serious expression:

"You four, don't eat yet!"

The swallowing motion froze instantly.

The sacred opportunity that was about to be tasted stopped at the corner of his lips.

On the faces of the four top beings of the Primordial World, a despair as if the world were collapsing simultaneously appeared.

It's over!

Little Ancestor, you're going to back out!

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