Dao Palace Dance Party Aftereffects! Second Master Compromised!

Yuanshi Tianzun felt his Dao Heart shattering.

Cracks spread mercilessly across his seemingly indestructible Sage's Heart, accompanied by the demonic chant known as "Love Transaction."

"You betrayed my love, you've incurred a debt of conscience, and no amount of affection can buy it back..."

These lyrics are so vulgar!

This melody is utterly a disgrace to the Way!

What unsettled his Dao Heart the most was that his Yuxu Palace, his natal Dao Palace that symbolized the supreme majesty and order of the Great Dao of Heaven-Explaining Great Dao, was actually seriously considering making this filthy melody a future repertoire!

"Master, I think the lyrics of this song are very profound, full of accusations against the ruthlessness of the Great Dao."

The childish, electronic voice of the Jade Void Yuxu Palace Spirit was still resounding in the consciousness of the Yuanshi Tianzun.

"Listen, 'It was you who wanted to separate, so let's separate.' Isn't this the fundamental principle of the Chaos when chaos was first separated into Yin and Yin Yang?"

"'Now you want to use true love to bring me back,' this is clearly an allusion to the impermanence of fate and the profound mystery of cause and effect!"

"Master, I think this song has much more depth than those Great Dao of Formations and profound principles you've talked about!"

The Saintly Body of the Yuanshi Tianzun swayed uncontrollably.

His Sage's Heart, capable of predicting the birth and death of all things in the Primordial World, now seemed to have been trampled into mud by ten thousand Chaos Demon Gods.

Does it have depth?

What a load of rubbish!

He, Pangu's True Lineage, was actually taught a lesson by his own natal Daoist temple with a mundane love song?

If this gets out, how will he ever be able to stand in the Primordial World again!

"Puff..."

An extremely untimely muffled thud came from the side.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu was tightly covering his mouth, his handsome face turning purplish-red, his shoulders trembling violently like a sieve, and tears were already streaming from the corners of his eyes.

He wanted to laugh.

He was going crazy from holding it in.

But he dared not, for he feared that if he smiled, the string of "reason" in his Second Brother would snap on the spot.

At that time, a fierce "brotherly sparring" will likely take place Kunlun Mountain Peak.

"Cough."

Taiqing Laozi broke the awkward silence at just the right moment.

He strolled over to Yuanshi Tianzun, patted his stiff shoulder, and looked at him with a mixture of sympathy and... well, a kind of "understanding" that seemed to enjoy watching the drama unfold.

"Second brother."

Taiqing Laozi spoke, his tone deep and profound.

"You see, Yuxu Palace is acting out of kindness."

"It's trying hard to keep up with its junior's aesthetic sense."

"We have cultivated the Tao for countless eons, and our thinking inevitably becomes rigid. Sometimes, it's time to listen to the opinions of these 'young people'."

Taiqing Laozi stroked his beard, gazing thoughtfully at the Yuxu Palace that was playing demonic music.

"I think this 'Love Transaction' is... it's excellent. It's catchy, easy to understand, and who knows, it might even contain some profound truths that we haven't yet deciphered?"

Yuanshi Tianzun: "..."

He turned his head blankly, looking at his older brother's face, which seemed to say, "I believe you, you'd better get it now."

He suddenly felt that perhaps this world was not quite normal from the very beginning.

That's insane.

They've all gone mad.

From the moment he found that Little Ginseng Doll, the entire landscape of the Primordial World began to race wildly in a direction he couldn't comprehend at all, even sending sparks flying from the wheels.

"Yay! Big House Friend such a good friend!"

Lin Shen Can had no idea of the turmoil in his Second Master's heart.

All he knew was that the bright, sparkling house had promised to dance for him every day from then on!

He happily ran to the Yuxu Palace, stretched out his chubby little hand, and affectionately patted the cool palace wall.

"Big House Friend, you're so kind! Lin Shen likes you the most!"

Buzz--

The Yuxu Palace seemed to have received the highest praise in the world, and the entire palace complex trembled with happiness.

The billions of neon runes on the outer wall flashed wildly again, forming an even larger line of characters in the air, shimmering with a blinding pink light.

"Serving the happiness of our Little Master!"

Yuanshi Tianzun turned his head to one side.

He felt his divine eyes being burned by the blinding pink light.

He made his decision.

He will go into seclusion for the next Yuanhui (a period of time in Chinese history).

No one was there, no music was played, the wretched house was nowhere to be seen, and the wretched younger brother and apprentice were nowhere to be found either.

He needs some quiet time.

Just as the style of the Kunlun Mountain Peak was rapidly shifting towards a lighthearted family comedy, the series was gaining momentum.

At the foot of the mountain, the "Kunlun Market," built by the Qiankun Food Sage, is already bustling with activity.

Ever since the Bai Ze Divine Beast made his earth-shattering pronouncement that "pleasing the Little Ancestor is the only shortcut to sainthood," the "involution" in the entire market has entered a white-hot stage.

All sorts of bizarre and outlandish "competition for favor" projects have sprung up like wildfire.

In the eastern district of the market, a group of fairies who were transformed from Innate Spirit Butterflies opened the first "Dreamy Light and Shadow Show" theater in the Primordial World.

Using the illusionary laws of butterfly wings as their core, combined with the "Handheld Light and Shadow Box" customized from the "Heavenly Craftsmanship" team, they stage a grand light and shadow show every day at set times.

Today's performance is "The Three Pure Ones Master's Rivalry," a heartwarming story about three Master vying for the right to a pillow for their junior brother's afternoon nap.

Tomorrow's performance of "The Birth of Qiankun Food Sage" will tell the inspiring (outrageous) story of how the Qiankun Ancestor Delia Prove the Dao and Become a Saint sainthood through a Roasted Sweet Potato, presented in the most dazzling light and shadow.

These light and shadow shows, with their outlandish plots and dazzling visuals, are accompanied by heavy metal rock sword songs "borrowed" from the Biyou Palace. They are very popular among the lower-level cultivators, and long queues form outside the theater every day.

The West District has become a paradise for extreme sports enthusiasts.

A group of powerful Qilin Clan Dragon Clan, known for their tough skin and thick flesh, jointly established the "Primordial World Extreme Challenge Park".

The most popular attraction is the youth version of the Tongtian Jiaozhu's "Sword Qi Rollercoaster"—"Swinging in a Tornado".

The challenger sat on a Thousand-Year Cold Iron Swing, was swept up into the sky by a Black Dragon of the Primordial Unity Golden Immortal level, and then free-fell, screaming incessantly throughout the process.

It is said that the inspiration came from a junior disciple's sleep-talking overheard by a powerful being—"I want to ride a flying swing."

Despite the extreme danger, countless creatures still flock to it, believing that as long as they show enough "playfulness," they can win the favor of their junior brother!

The city center, on the other hand, is firmly occupied by the rich aroma of food.

The Bear Demon's "North Sea Giant Kun Iron Plate Grill" has expanded from a small stall into a three-story building constructed from the Giant Beast Bones, with the aroma of grilled meat wafting for miles.

Next door, the "East Sea Seafood Zao" food stall, composed of countless aquatic creatures, has quietly opened, offering a dazzling array of top-quality seafood dishes, including sashimi of Ten-Thousand-Year-Old Clam and Three Lights Divine Water broth.

Some Plant Spirit Monster even opened a restaurant called "Vegetarian Cuisine is Also Crazy," using their Innate Spiritual Root to simulate dishes like "Pan-fried Kirin Leg Mushroom" and "Oil-splashed Phoenix Marrow Lotus Root," and the taste was remarkably lifelike.

The entire Kunlun Market has become a super commercial center integrating entertainment, dining, and extreme sports.

As the creator of all this, the Qiankun Food Sage is currently sitting in his "Sage's Office".

It was a luxurious cave dwelling carved out of a giant Golden Pumpkin.

He listened to his underlings' report while munching on a Ten-Thousand-Year He Shou Wu) that he had just "confiscated" from the unlucky fellow.

"Your Sage! The East District Light and Shadow Show Theater has broken box office records again today! They say they want to film their next big production, 'The Birth of the Junior Brother,' and would like to request some 'Yellow Origin Qi' for special effects..."

"Rejected!" The Qiankun Food Sage's eyes widened. "My son's Yellow Origin Qi is something they can use as a special effect for? Tell them to use Nine Heavens Breathing Soil instead! If they don't have it, borrow it from Nuwa! Just say it was my order!"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Xiao Yao nodded repeatedly, then said, "The West District Extreme Park eliminated more than three hundred challengers today. They want to add a 'soaking in hot springs in Volcanic Lava's attraction."

"That's a good idea!" The Qiankun Food Sage's eyes lit up. "Tell them the lava quality has to be high! I'll personally inspect it Old Daoist! If the temperature isn't high enough and the sweet potatoes aren't fragrant, I 'Old Daoist tear down their paradise!"

"Also, Your Sage, Boss Xiong from Central Food Street has developed a new dish today, 'Fiery Mountain Roasted Chaos Pig,' and has sent you a whole one..."

"Oh? Quickly! Bring it here!"

Upon hearing that there was food, the Qiankun Food Sage's eyes instantly turned green, and his mouth watered uncontrollably.

This is the life Sage should live!

He has plenty to eat and drink, power and influence, and he can watch these brats go to great lengths to please their junior brother.

He wouldn't trade a Heavenly Saint position for it!

Just as the Qiankun Food Sage was about to feast, a clear, childlike voice suddenly rang in his mind.

"Brother Qiankun, what delicious food are you eating?"

It's Lin Shen!

The Qiankun Food Sage and Earth was startled and almost dropped the He Shou Wu he was holding.

His Sage sense, comparable to the divine deduction of the heavens, instantly detected the source of the sound.

My junior brother, somehow, used his newly acquired talent for "making friends" to become "friends" with a stepping stone at the entrance of my office!

And this stepping stone is now broadcasting live, in detail, to its junior brother about stealing and eating the He Shou Wu!

"I... I didn't eat anything!" The Qiankun Food Sage was so frightened that he quickly hid the He Shou Wu) in his hand behind his back.

"Liar!" Lin Shen's dissatisfied voice rang out again, "My friends in Shitoudi all told me! You ate something that looked like a little baby! I want to eat it too!"

It's over!

The Qiankun Food Sage's vision went black.

He felt that his wonderful life as a "Mountain King" seemed to be coming to an end.