The Death Experience Center Opens! The Underworld Welcomes a Tourism Boom!

"What if they don't want to die?"

Lin Shen's childish voice, like an invisible needle, precisely pierced the grand blueprint that the Sage had just begun to unveil.

Smack

The bubble burst.

The entire Order Divine Court fell into a deathly silence once again.

The fervent, calculating smile on Fuxi's face froze instantly.

Yes.

They designed the harshest Death Penalty, but ignored the most basic human instinct—the desire to live and the fear of death.

When death is no longer a simple loss of level in a game, but the ultimate judgment that directly determines whether you will be a human or a pig in your next life.

Nobody wants to die.

It is foreseeable that once the new regulations are introduced, the entire Metaverse will rapidly shift from a state of "laid-back in a Buddhist manner" to one of "extreme survival."

Players would lock themselves in the toughest turtle shells and dare not go outside.

Dungeons, exploration, PvP... all activities involving risk will be completely abandoned.

Such a world, though no one would die, would be even more lifeless than one indulging in entertainment.

A world brought to a complete standstill by fear.

"Junior Brother's words hit the nail on the head."

Taiqing Laozi stroked his long beard, looking at his disciple in his arms who always seemed to see through the essence of a problem, his eyes full of praise and satisfaction.

"Simply imposing heavy penalties is tantamount to 'blocking' the problem."

"It's better to guide than to block."

"We need to make them both 'afraid of death' and 'not afraid of death'."

These words, imbued with profound truths, caused all the great beings present to fall into deep thought once again.

You're afraid of death, but you can't be too afraid of death.

Where exactly is this delicate balance point?

"I... I have a preliminary idea!"

A weak, somewhat timid voice came from the corner, yet it was as clear and melodious as spring water.

It is Nuwa.

That mortal girl who created the first magical artifact in the Primordial World, ushering in the era of ranged attacks.

Having been transformed by the Origin of the Great Dao, she now serves as a representative of the rise of humanity, attending this gathering of Sage.

All eyes instantly focused on her.

The girl nervously gripped the hem of her clothes, but when she met Lin Shen's encouraging gaze, she took a deep breath and mustered her courage.

"I think we could build a... 'Death Experience Hall'."

"Death Experience Hall?"

Even the Hongjun Daozu was intrigued by this novel term and glanced at it slightly.

"Um!"

Nuwa nodded vigorously and began to explain her equally imaginative ideas.

"It's about building a very, very large space specifically to simulate all sorts of 'death' scenarios!"

"For example, what would it feel like to be burned to ashes by the divine fire of the Ancestral Witch Zhurong? What would it feel like to be submerged by the Weak Water of the Gonggong Ancestral Witch Gonggong? What would it feel like to jump off the Buzhou Mountain?"

Players can spend a small amount of Lin Shen Coin to "experience" a real death.

"Dying in the experience center won't actually damage your spirit; it just allows you to fully experience the process and eliminate your fear of the unknown."

As she spoke, Nuwa's eyes grew brighter and brighter, clearly showing extreme confidence in her idea.

"Moreover, this is a huge business opportunity in itself! We can turn it into a tourist attraction!"

"Let's call it... 'A One-Day Trip to the Eighteen Levels of Hell Theme Park'!"

"It features all sorts of super-exciting torture devices, such as a 'knife mountain slide' and a 'Cauldron of Oil Hot Spring,' which will definitely be a hit!"

"We could even team up with the Heavenly Court and the Western Teachings to release co-branded souvenirs! Like 'Meng Po's Beauty Soup' brand energy drinks, limited edition 'Ox-Head and Horse-Face' collectible toys, and exclusive releases from the 'Western Paradise Bank'!"

After he finished speaking...

The entire room fell silent.

All the Sage, powerful beings, Ancestral Witch, demon emperors... all stared intently at this audacious human girl with the same look one would give a rare species.

Their worldview was utterly shattered at that moment.

Then, it was forcibly pieced together in an even crazier and more outrageous way.

To develop the solemn and majestic underworld into Theme Park?

Turning the horrifying torture of reincarnation into a tourist attraction?

This line of thinking is beyond unusual.

This is simply... outrageous!

Yet... he's so damn talented it makes you want to slap your thigh in frustration!

"Fun! This is fun! This is the most fun!"

Lin Shen was the first to jump up from Laozi's arms and clap his hands. He had already begun to seriously consider whether "Cauldron of Oil Hot Spring" was a spicy hot pot base or a clear broth hot pot base.

He felt that this young lady named "Wa" was simply his soulmate!

Lin Shen's affirmation is the final judgment.

"Granted!"

When the Hongjun Daozu made the final decision with his hammer, a hint of amusement appeared on his eternally unchanging face.

He suddenly realized that entrusting the Primordial World to these mischievous little guys might actually be much more interesting than managing it himself.

So, while all the big shots were still in a state of collective lag, wondering "Who am I? Where am I? What did I just hear?"

An unprecedented mega-project, spearheaded by the underworld government and aimed at "eliminating the fear of death, stimulating domestic demand in the three realms, and promoting tourism development," has been launched with great fanfare!

Project leader: Empress Houtu).

When Houtu received the appointment, she was completely dazed.

She governs the Six Paths of Reincarnation and should have been the most majestic and chilling ultimate being in the Three Realms.

Now, the Dao Ancestor has asked her to go to the local government's tourism development group... as CEO?

But the imperial decree was absolute, and she had no choice but to bite the bullet and accept this hot potato.

Under the joint "guidance" of "Chief Creative Director" Wa and "Chief Experience Officer and Mascot" Lin Shen.

A "underworld -Theme Park" filled with postmodern deconstructionism and dark humor has sprung up!

The entrance to the amusement park is no longer a gloomy and terrifying Ghost Gate Pass to hell.

It was transformed into a giant, cartoonish chibi-style skull, with the skull's mouth serving as the ticket gate.

On either side of the entrance, Ox-Head and Horse-Face, dressed in Hawaiian shirts and wearing large sunglasses, enthusiastically handed out promotional brochures to every "visitor" (whether a ghost or a projection of Metaverse player) who entered.

[Wonderful Journey to the Underworld —you deserve it!]

[Admission with your ticket includes one free experience of the 'Bridge of Helplessness Extreme Bungee'!]

The brochure lists a dazzling array of amusement rides.

The "Doomsday Fire" roller coaster is sponsored by the Ancestral Witch Zhurong.

It features the "Weak Water Drift: Directly to Guixu" design, Gonggong created by the Ancestral Witch.

The "Three-Life Stone: Past and Present Lives" horror maze was built by Primordial Kirin Investment.

Of course, the most popular attraction is the "Eighteen Levels of Hell Immersive Experience Zone," which occupies the core area of the park.

This place perfectly replicates all the legendary tortures.

However, all the terror was completely dispelled by an absurd spirit of entertainment.

The "Knife Mountain" has been transformed into a "crystal climbing wall" that flashes with colorful neon lights. At the top, you can ring a giant "merit bell" to make a wish.

The "Sword Tree" has replaced all the sharp swords with soft rubber products, and countless players chase and play on it, experiencing the thrill of being a "peerless swordsman".

The "Cauldron of Oil Hot Spring" undoubtedly became an internet sensation on its opening day.

The giant cauldron that was said to have been used to cook evil spirits was not filled with boiling oil, but with a "secret spiritual soup" personally prepared by the Qiankun Food Sage, containing hundreds of kinds of spiritual herbs and emitting a rich aroma.

Players can wear specially designed "heat-resistant swimsuits" and jump in for a bath.

After soaking, you will not only feel refreshed and invigorated, but your magical power will also be enhanced. Your whole body will be covered with a domineering meaty aroma that will linger for three days, making you a walking temptation.

This project is so popular that you have to be quick to grab a spot on the "Western Paradise Bank" app a week in advance.

The opening of the "Underworld Theme Park" instantly ignited the entire Primordial World.

Countless immortals, gods, demons, and monsters whose lifespans have not yet ended try every means to purchase an "experience voucher" through various channels to come to this legendary forbidden land and experience the pleasure of "paying to die".

At the entrance to the underworld, an unprecedented traffic jam occurred.

Empress Houtu stood on the Wangxiang Terrace, looking at the sea of people before her, a scene a hundred times more bustling than any temple fair in the mortal world, and then at the rapidly increasing amount of Lin Shen Coin in her "Underworld Tourism Group" account.

Finally, a complex smile, identical to that of the "successful entrepreneur," appeared on her face, which always carried a Saint Zhunti of pity.