Reincarnation Can Have Service Packages Too? This Monk Is Doing It for Your Own Good!

"Reincarnation Responsibility Co., Ltd.!"

The ten large, golden characters, under the Saint Zhunti, actually materialized.

Every word flows with a wondrous Daoist charm.

Half of it is the Buddhist concept of "Saving All Sentient Beings."

The other half is blatant Harvesting Your Leeks.

Two completely opposite auras were perfectly blended together, precisely breaking through the defenses that players had opened up due to fear.

In front of the teleportation array, players who were fighting tooth and nail for a spot froze in their tracks.

Inside the cave, the player, trembling with fear while clutching his account with only one life left, suddenly perked up his ears.

Even wild boars grazing in the wild subconsciously looked up, sensing in their hearts the earth-shattering changes that would affect their fate in their next life.

"What company? I don't understand..."

"It seems to be... something that deals with what happens after someone dies?"

"VVIP Package? That name alone sounds impressive!"

Zhunti watched the players' expressions shift from fear to confusion, and then to barely suppressed curiosity, a bitter smile played on his lips, almost unnoticed by anyone.

The fish has taken the bait.

He exchanged a knowing look with the Jieyin disciple beside him, then cleared his throat and began his meticulously prepared, 0.01-second epic roadshow.

"Esteemed benefactors, what are you afraid of?"

Zhunti's voice became persuasive and gentle, like that of a top-notch psychological healing master.

What you fear is not death itself.

"But what comes after death, that completely unknown and uncontrollable fate!"

"You're afraid you'll be reborn as a pig, at the mercy of others!"

"I fear becoming a hungry ghost, never to eat again!"

"I fear even more falling into the deepest hell, suffering eternal torment from which there is no escape!"

These words were piercing to the heart.

Every word struck at the heart of every player's deepest fears.

"Indeed! Indeed!"

"The Sage understands me!"

Countless players were screaming in their hearts, feeling that this Sage with a face full of suffering was simply their soulmate.

"And now!"

Zhunti's voice suddenly rose in pitch, radiating a savior-like brilliance.

"Our Western Teachings is willing to bear this karmic burden for all of you benefactors!"

He waved his sleeve.

A golden light spread out in the void, transforming into a product brochure.

The promotional leaflet was gleaming gold, radiating light, and every pixel exuded an air of exclusivity that said, "You can't afford it."

"Our company, 'Reincarnation Responsibility Co., Ltd..,' proudly launches its three core businesses!"

"First item: 'Basic Reincarnation Guarantee Package'!"

"For just 998 Lin Shen Coin, you can sign a 'Next Life Contract'!"

"Our religion will guarantee you with the rank of Sage. If, unfortunately, your True Spirit Wear, our religion will use the supreme Dharma to ensure that your true spirit at least enters into the 'humanity'!"

In other words, I guarantee you'll be a human being again in your next life!

This statement caused an uproar throughout the room!

Can you guarantee you'll be a human again in your next life?

This... this is an absolute necessity!

For players whose merit and credit scores are already negative and who feel they might not even be able to be reborn as a dog in their next life, this is simply a godsend!

"Don't rush! This is just an appetizer!"

Seeing the interested expressions on everyone's faces, Zhunti revealed a mysterious smile.

"Our company also offers a 'Premium Ascension VIP Package' for high-end clients!"

"Price: 9,998 Lin Shen coins!"

"Not only will you be guaranteed a humanitarian commitment, but you can also specify your birthplace!"

"At the foot of the top immortal sect in Dongsheng Shenzhou? On the dragon vein with the most abundant spiritual energy in Northern Continent of Ju Lu? Just give the word, and my 'Reincarnation Logistics' team will guarantee you a 'Precision Reincarnation'!"

"Even worse!"

"If you choose our 'Supreme Star Diamond Collector's Edition Package,' the price... cough, negotiable!"

A blazing light, as intense as a star, burst forth in Zhunti's eyes.

"I will teach you, and I can guarantee that in your next life you will directly enter the 'Heavenly Human Dao'!"

"Become Heavenly Court Fairy, or Daoist Attendant of a powerful being! Enjoy endless blessings and win at the starting line!"

"Not only that!"

"Purchase any of our packages and receive a complimentary 'Meng Po's Soup Flavor Selection Card'! Vanilla, strawberry, or chocolate—choose your favorite!"

"Enjoy the 'Bridge of Helplessness Memory Formatting' service for free, guaranteeing you forget all the troubles of this life, and start afresh with a bright new life!"

After he finished speaking...

The entire Metaverse was deathly silent.

All the players were completely stunned by this comprehensive service, which included everything from "basic protection" to "Precision Reincarnation," "ascension to the next life," and even "end-of-life care" and "memory erasure."

Major!

That's fucking professional!

This is hardly a religious business.

This is clearly a mature, complete, and humanistic top-tier modern insurance and financial product!

"I'll buy it! I'll buy it, okay?!"

One player, who had just been worried about turning into a pig, was the first to cry out.

He rushed like a madman to a "service point" that was shimmering with golden light and slammed all his money on the table.

"My Sage! Give me the basics! I don't want to be a pig!"

"I want that VIP! I want to be reincarnated in Kunlun Mountain! I want to be Lin Shen's Study Attendant Little Ancestor!"

"How much is the Supreme Collector's Edition? Can I pay in installments? Can I use my 'Mantis' spaceship as collateral?"

In an instant, long queues, hundreds of times longer than when they were fleeing for their lives, formed in front of all the "service points".

The players' enthusiasm even surpassed that of the Underworld Paradise opening ceremony.

They finally understood.

Death is not scary.

What's terrifying is that there's no VIP after death.

Jieyin and Zhunti watched as the Lin Shen Coin flew in like snowflakes, and watched as the account balance of the "Western Paradise Bank" skyrocketed at a speed that would make even Sage's hearts pound.

The unchanging sorrow on their faces was finally replaced by a deep-seated sense of satisfaction belonging to "successful entrepreneurs."

Within the Order Divine Court.

The Tongtian Jiaozhu, seeing this absurd scene on the light screen, was laughing so hard he was rolling on the ground.

"Hahahaha! These two bald... cough, junior brothers, are true business geniuses! They've turned 'death' into a business! Incredible! Absolutely incredible!"

The Yuanshi Tianzun was so angry that his face turned ashen and his Dao Body trembled.

In his view, this is the most shameless and blatant desecration of the sacred order of "reincarnation"!

He suddenly stood up, his voice carrying the fury of the Yuqing Divine Thunder.

"Nonsense!"

"This is utter nonsense!"

"The Great Dao of Reincarnation and the Heavenly Dao Order —how dare you treat them like commodities, with prices clearly marked, to be bought and sold at will!"

"I will absolutely not allow this!"