Insurance War Erupts! The Dragon King Is Selling Packages Too!

The roar of the Yuanshi Tianzun transformed into an Order Divine Whip that swept across heaven and earth, lashing fiercely at the Divine Soul of every living being.

In that voice was his purest and most extreme defense of the word "rules".

Reincarnation is the Foundation of Heavenly Dao.

It is the ultimate manifestation of the principle of karmic retribution and the cycle of cause and effect.

Now, these two Westerners actually dare to turn it into an auction where the highest bidder wins?

Does having money guarantee wealth in the next life?

Does being poor mean you deserve to be reborn as an animal?

This is not just shaking the moral foundation of the Primordial World!

This was even more surprising, as a large, round turtle was drawn on the face of this Sage who held the reins of the "Lin Shen Coin" Great Dao!

"Absolutely not!"

The voice of the Yuanshi Tianzun resounded once more, each word like a burst of Yuqing Divine Thunder within the Divine Court.

With a single step, countless Order Divine Chains clattered around him, bursting forth with divine light. It seemed he was about to personally intervene and bring those two "unscrupulous merchants" who were disrupting the market and corrupting morals to justice on the spot.

"Second Brother, Second Brother, please calm down!"

The Tongtian Jiaozhu finally finished laughing. He flashed in front of the Yuanshi Tianzun, his face flushed red, but the corners of his mouth were still wildly upturned.

"This is outrageous, but you have to admit, it's... legal."

"They didn't force us to buy or sell; it was a willing transaction. We can't just rush over and overturn the table just because their business is doing well, can we? If word gets out, where will we, the Three Pure Ones, put our faces?"

The words of the Tongtian Jiaozhu were all attempts to smooth things over, yet every single one of them was reasonable.

The steps of Yuanshi Tianzun came to an abrupt halt.

For the first time, a look of "resentment" appeared on his face, which was contorted with anger.

Yes.

The business model of Zhunti and Jieyin is morally rotten to the core, but its "procedures" are impeccable.

They did not violate any of the existing laws of the underworld or the Metaverse.

A transaction that is mutually agreed upon is protected by Heaven.

Just as Yuanshi Tianzun was caught in a dilemma, with a surge of holy energy stuck in his chest, about to explode on the spot.

A cold snort, carrying the majesty of an emperor and the rich aroma of seafood, drifted from the East China Sea.

"Hmph! Two mere Western barbarians dare to covet the power of 'reincarnation' in the universe?"

"Wishful thinking!"

Above the East Sea Dragon Palace, the colossal body of the Ancestral Dragon, capable of blotting out the sky, cleaved through the vast waves, its golden scales reflecting a dazzling divine radiance in the sunlight.

His enormous dragon eyes, like two blazing suns, were fixed on the direction of Western Mount Sumeru.

In his eyes was a pure, cold scrutiny, the kind of look an industry giant would give to a newcomer.

"The final interpretation of reincarnation is left aside for now."

"But when it comes to the technical skill of 'reincarnation,' does his Western Teachings even dare to compare with my Dragon Clan?"

The voice of the Ancestral Dragon, transmitted through the official channel of the "Four Seas Reach" Water Transport Group, instantly covered the entire Metaverse!

"We, the Dragon Clan, control the water veins of the world! Life originates from water, and the cycle of reincarnation flows endlessly like water!"

"Today, our 'Four Seas Reach' Group officially announces its entry into the 'Afterlife Planning' industry!"

The words had barely left his mouth.

A giant "promotional poster," a hundred times more luxurious than the one used by the Western Teachings, carved from a single piece of deep-sea dragon crystal and edged with fist-sized luminous pearls, was unfurled on the Metaverse sky!

At the center of the poster is a magnificent dynamic video.

Hundreds of millions of spirit carp converged into a golden torrent, defying the towering waves, and fearlessly rushed towards the majestic Dragon Gate, shrouded in mist and radiating golden light!

As the giant wave crashed down, countless spirit carp were reduced to dust.

But there are always a few fish that, at the very moment they leap over the Dragon Gate, have their scales peel off inch by inch, transforming into dragon scales! Their bodies suddenly lengthen, transforming into divine dragons!

A dragon's roar echoes, soaring through the heavens!

That scene, filled with a tragic and resolute spirit of defying fate, stirred the blood of the viewers!

"Our company proudly presents the 'Carp Leaps Over the Dragon Gate: Defying Fate' Super Investment Plan!"

Ancestral Dragon's voice was full of capitalist inflammatory rhetoric.

"Still worrying about whether to be a human or a pig in your next life? That's such a narrow-minded idea!"

"Come to my Dragon Clan! Invest in our plan, and we guarantee that in your next life you will be reborn as a spirit carp bearing the blood of my Dragon Clan!"

"At that time, you will have a chance to break through the 'Dragon Gate'!"

"Once you leap over it, you will be completely freed from your mortal body and transformed into a noble Dragon Clan! From then on, you will live on the wind and dew, roam the four seas, and live as long as heaven and earth!"

"This is not reincarnation!"

"This is a life-changing, ultimate leap that transcends species!"

"Would you like to change your way of life?"

Ancestral Dragon's final, soul-searching question struck like a ton of hammers, slamming into the hearts of every player!

Become a dragon!

This temptation is ten thousand times more direct than any "Heavenly Human Dao" or "Great Daoist Attendant"!

"Holy crap! Dragon! I love this!"

"This is venture capital! If you can't leap over it, you're still just a fish, right? What if someone catches you and cooks you?"

"What's there to be afraid of! How many times in life can you take a gamble? Let's give it a shot, and turn a salted fish into Ancestral Dragon! Let's do it!"

In an instant, the player community in the Metaverse split drastically.

Those seeking a safer option continue to queue at the "service points" of Western Teachings, hoping to obtain "basic humanitarian insurance."

Meanwhile, those players whose very nature is etched with adventure and ambition set their sights on the Dragon Clan, a high-risk, high-return "angel investment" project.

However, this war has only just begun.

Deep within the Undying Volcano, a clear and high-pitched phoenix cry tore through the Yunxiao.

Yuanfeng's magnificent figure appeared and disappeared amidst the raging divine flames, her voice carrying an innate arrogance.

"Hmph, a bunch of scaled, wet creatures dare to talk about 'ascension'?"

"Our Phoenix Clan hereby presents the 'Rebirth from the Ashes: Bloodline Purification' service! In your next life, you will have the opportunity to become a lark. If you can gain even a trace of favor from my Southern Bright Leaving Fire, you can shed your mortal feathers, transform into a phoenix, soar through the nine heavens, never stopping except on the parasol tree, never drinking except from the sweet spring!"

Immediately afterwards, on the central Kirin Cliff, the honest and steady voice of the Primordial Kirin, as reliable as that of a state-owned enterprise CEO, rang out.

"My Kirin Clan is the master of auspiciousness. Those who are destined to be with my clan will be reborn as beings of great virtue and fortune. You will find spiritual treasures wherever you go, encounter opportunities on your walk, and enjoy a smooth and prosperous life, free from disasters and calamities. The 'Auspicious Life' package is something you deserve."

A fierce business war revolving around "what happens after death" has completely erupted in the Metaverse!

The three clans of dragon, phoenix, and qilin, ancient enemies, are now united as never before in order to seize market share in the "afterlife planning" and unite against a common enemy (the Western Teachings).

Countless low-ranking dragon sons and grandsons, larks, and little unicorns transformed into the most dedicated "insurance salespeople," pulling at passing players in every corner of the Metaverse, their spittle flying everywhere.

"Brother, let's buy some insurance! We Dragon Clan can gamble, and we might just turn a bicycle into a motorcycle! A huge profit!"

"Miss, check out our Phoenix package! We guarantee you'll still be beautiful in your next life, and you'll even be able to fly!"

The entire Metaverse, from the fear of death, slid at the speed of light into the blissful dilemma of "which insurance company to choose."

Within the Order Divine Court.

Lin Shen stared at the bustling scene on the screen, a spectacle comparable to the midnight shopping frenzy of Singles' Day in his previous life, his little face filled with pure bewilderment.

He tugged at the wide sleeves of Taiqing Laozi beside him, tilted his little face up, and asked in a childish voice with his clear, unadulterated eyes.

"First Master."

Why would they sell tickets for "the next life"?

"This life isn't over yet."