Heaven-Sent Divine Material! Taiqing's Candy-Making Plan Begins!
On the Kunlun Mountain Peak, in the stillness of the night.
In the Dao Palace of the Three Pure Ones, a secret meeting that would determine the future direction of "child rearing" in Kunlun Mountain came to an end with the heavy sighs of the three leaders.
The Old Man Hongjun's Nourishing things silently and pervasive approach to winning them over served as a vivid yet painful lesson.
They realized that simply providing material support was no longer sufficient to meet the growing spiritual and cultural needs of their beloved apprentices.
To wrest back Hongjun's favor from that old fox, I have to show him something real!
We must reach new heights and innovate in this "involution"!
The Tongtian Jiaozhu, full of fighting spirit, rushed back to his dojo overnight and began drawing up design plans for the "Immortal Slaying Sword Formation Theme Roller Coaster" and the "Myriad Immortals Formation Maze".
He decided to perfectly combine entertainment and swordsmanship to create the number one cultivation amusement park in the Primordial World!
Yuanshi Tianzun then secluded himself in the Yuxu Palace, determined to push his Great Dao of Formations to its ultimate limit.
To create a "super immersive interactive movie" that allows Lin Shen personally experience various myths and legends.
He wanted to show his apprentice what a real "special effects blockbuster" was!
As for the eldest brother, Taiqing Laozi, watching his two younger brothers acting so energetically, he simply stroked his beard and revealed a profound and unfathomable smile.
You are still too young.
How can vying for favor be made into such a grand spectacle?
True kings always strike with thunder in silence.
Taiqing Laozi slowly strolled back to his Eight Sceneries Palace.
Eight Sceneries Palace, the air was filled with the fragrance of incense.
In the very center, a Purple-Gold Eight Trigrams Furnace was quietly burning with Samadhi True Fire.
"Food, toys, movies..."
Taiqing Laozi muttered to himself and shook his head.
"These things are merely external possessions, capable only of pleasing my disciple for a moment."
"The way to truly win someone's heart is through their stomach!"
A glint of light flashed in Taiqing Laozi's eyes.
He felt that although Tongtian wasn't very bright, his "food temptation method" was generally correct.
However, he did it too sloppily!
Barbecue?
That kind of stuff is oily and greasy, and eating too much of it can cause internal heat. How can it compare to the exquisite and profound elixirs he refines?
"That old man Hongjun, he's just changed his appearance a few times, yet he's completely fooled my disciple."
"If I take action, I will show him what the true Dao of Eating is!"
Taiqing Laozi has decided to fire the first shot in the "counterattack to seize favor"!
He was going to refine an unprecedented, super elixir that would make Lin Shen fall completely in love with him!
"While the 'Bouncing Great Dao Pill 4.0' version is novel, its flavor is still too monotonous."
Taiqing Laozi began to review his product line.
"Although my disciple likes it, it's more for fun than for the taste itself."
"No, this time I'm going to do something disruptive!"
He walked up to the alchemy furnace, his mind racing with ideas.
"First and foremost, we must make a breakthrough in terms of flavor!"
"Strawberry, orange, grape... these common fruit flavors are no longer worthy of my disciple's noble status."
"This time, I'm going to refine candies with the flavors of Chaos, the Great Dao, and the stars!"
"Each candy must contain a different law or principle."
"For example, if you eat something flame-flavored, you can breathe out small flames; if you eat something icy-flavored, your breath can freeze a stream!"
"Secondly, the functionality also needs a comprehensive upgrade!"
"Simply being able to burp out the Great Dao Resonant Sound and fart out Colorful Auspicious Clouds is no longer advanced enough."
"Version 5.0 should grant my disciple temporary, fun supernatural powers after consuming it!"
"For example, eating an invisibility candy will turn you into a little ghost, allowing you to run around the Kunlun Mountain and scare your Second Master!"
"Eat a transformation candy, and you can turn into a little kitten or puppy and rub against Nuwa's skirt!"
"Eat a Flight Candy, and you'll grow a pair of little wings to race with cranes in the sky!"
Taiqing Laozi became more and more excited as he thought about it, feeling as if he had opened the door to a new world.
He felt that his idea was simply genius!
This is hardly a medicinal pill.
This is clearly a super weapon that combines "delicious food," "toys," and "supernatural experiences" all in one!
Once this "Super Divine Ability Candy Bean" is released, teppanyaki, short films, and broken flower trees will all be inferior!
At that time, won't my precious disciple be following me around every day, crying and begging for candy?
Just imagining that scene made Taiqing Laozi chuckle out loud.
"Let's do it this way!"
He clapped his hands and immediately began preparing to refine the elixir.
He opened his treasure vault, which was filled with a dazzling array of top-tier spiritual roots and immortal herbs from the Primordial World.
Flat Peach that ripen once every nine thousand years, snow lotuses that bloom once every ten thousand years, hibiscus leaves touched by the Solar True Fire, osmanthus blossoms bathed in the Lunar Radiance...
Any one of these items would be enough to make even Daluo Golden Immortal fight tooth and nail for them.
But in the eyes Laozi Taiqing, these are just... ordinary raw materials.
"No, these materials are still too ordinary."
Taiqing Laozi picked and chose, but always felt something was missing.
What he wanted to refine was an unprecedented super pill; how could the main ingredient be so ordinary?
"We must use higher-grade, rarer materials, preferably Chaos- level materials!"
But materials at the Chaos level—they're not so easy to find.
Just as Taiqing Laozi was worrying about the raw materials, he suddenly remembered something.
"Oh right, when I went for a walk today, didn't I step on a clump of Chaos Breathing Soil and also find a Bodhi Leaf?"
His eyes lit up, and he immediately took out the two treasures.
That dark, Chaos Breathing Soil exuded the purest power of the earth's origin.
That golden Bodhi Leaf embodies the tranquil and serene Bodhi Dao Rhyme.
"Using Chaos Breathing Soil as a base can neutralize the power of various laws, making the pills taste richer and smoother!"
"Adding Bodhi Leaf powder will calm the mind and focus the spirit, preventing the disciple from going too far and damaging his primordial spirit while experiencing various supernatural powers!"
"Perfect! It's a match made in heaven!"
Taiqing Laozi felt his mind suddenly opened up.
He immediately began to deal with the two treasures.
He threw the lump of Chaos Breathing Soil into the Eight Trigrams Furnace and carefully calcined it with Samadhi True Fire.
He placed the Bodhi Leaf in the jade pestle and used his magical power to grind it into powder.
After doing all this, he looked at the Chaos Breathing Soil in the alchemy furnace that had been refined into a ball of yellowish-brown gas, and felt that something was still missing.
"Earth and wood alone are not enough."
"Of the five elements, metal, water, and fire are still missing."
"Fire is easy to handle. In my alchemy furnace, I have as much Solar True Fire, Southern Bright Leaving Fire, and Nine Netherworld Fire as I need."
"Water is easy to obtain; I still have a few drops of my treasured Three Lights Divine Water."
"But where can we find this gold?"
Taiqing Laozi was in a dilemma again.
What he needs is the finest Essence of Innate Geng Metal to be worthy of this batch of pills.
However, such things are usually hidden deep within Chaos mineral veins and are extremely difficult to find.
Tongtian deals with these things every day, but if I were to ask him for them now, wouldn't I look incredibly embarrassed?
No, absolutely not!
"Ah, if only a piece of Innate Geng Metal Mother Embryo could fall from the sky."
Taiqing Laozi gazed at the alchemy furnace and couldn't help but mutter to himself.
Meanwhile, in a small cave far away in the back mountains of Kunlun Mountain...
Lin Shen was fast asleep, clutching his small blanket.
His newly upgraded "Profound Fortune" talent is operating silently.
In the darkness, a mysterious force of destiny began to converge towards the Eight Sceneries Palace...
"Boom--!"
A loud bang came from the roof of the Eight Sceneries Palace.
Immediately afterwards, with a loud crash, a huge hole was smashed into the roof of his palace, which was made of countless precious materials and covered with layers of restrictions!
A lump of metal, about the size of a washbasin, golden in color, still buzzing and radiating an aura of infinite sharpness...
It fell straight down from the sky with a "clang" and landed in his Purple-Gold Eight Trigrams Furnace.
It struck the yellowish-brown Chaos Breathing Soil energy field directly.
Taiqing Laozi: "..."
He stared blankly at the hole in his roof, then at the gleaming golden "metal lump" inside the alchemy furnace.
I was completely stunned.
He used his magic to lift the "metallic lump" out of the furnace and examined it closely.
My breathing stopped for a moment.
This... this is the very thing he's been longing for... the Innate Geng Metal Mother Embryo?!
Moreover, it's the purest, highest quality, and has already developed its own sentience!
This thing just fell from the sky like that?
And he just happened to fall into his alchemy furnace?
Taiqing Laozi felt that his brain was a bit overwhelmed.
In all his years of life, he had never seen anything so outrageous!
What's wrong with me today?
Stepping in dog poop on the way out, then finding a windfall when you look up?
This luck is almost too good!
However, Taiqing Laozi quickly realized what was going on.
"Wait... this couldn't be...?"
He suddenly remembered his beloved apprentice.
Could it be that my disciple's luck is secretly helping me?
Thinking of this, a hint of tenderness flashed in Taiqing Laozi's eyes.
"Good disciple, your Master hasn't even started refining pills for you yet, and you're already helping your Master?"
He gently stroked the Innate Geng Metal Mother Embryo in his hand, and a warm current surged in his heart.
"Don't worry, Master will definitely make the best candy to make you happy!"