Yang Mei the Great Immortal Joins the Fun
Lin Shen's sweet, childlike exclamation echoed crisply across the Kunlun Mountain Peak.
"Roasted Sweet Potato?"
Nuwa looked down at the little one in her arms who had already started drooling, and the expression on her beautiful face was quite interesting.
She simply couldn't reconcile the devastating scene before her with the words "Roasted Sweet Potato."
That's the East Sea Dragon Flame, capable of incinerating even Great Luo Immortal!
That's the Immortal Slaying Sword Intent that Brother Tongtian is so proud of!
This eccentric Old Daoist is actually using such an outrageously extravagant method... to grill something to eat?
The air was deathly still before Fuxi's "Destiny Live Broadcast Room".
The face of the Yuanshi Tianzun was no longer black, but rather a bluish-gray color, the kind that appears when a magical artifact is ruined.
His meticulously designed first stage of the disciple-acceptance ceremony, intended to showcase the majesty of Kunlun and select the greatest talents of all time, was turned into a wild barbecue by some old Delia who appeared out of nowhere?
If this news gets out, what will become of Pangu's True Lineage's reputation?
"Nonsense! Utter nonsense!"
The divine thoughts of the Yuanshi Tianzun, like billions of thunderbolts, exploded loudly among the divine thoughts of the higher levels of Kunlun Mountain.
The Tongtian Jiaozhu's face turned pale and then red, as if he had been dyed.
He originally intended to use this extremely cool "Sword Qi Rollercoaster" to impress his beloved disciple Lin Shen and let him know that his Third Master was the trendiest and most fun-loving.
And now...
In the water mirror, the Old Daoist was enjoying the scraping sensation from the sword energy, while his other hand was stirring the lava with a stick, his face showing a kind of satisfaction and anticipation that was almost like that of a pilgrim.
The Tongtian Jiaozhu felt his Immortal Slaying Sword crumbling inch by inch.
His prized weapon of war, the extreme challenge he painstakingly designed...
To other people, it's just a fully functional outdoor barbecue grill?
"Just who is this old bastard?!" The Tongtian Jiaozhu gritted his teeth, his divine sense transmission even carrying the sound of swords.
"I don't know."
The hand that had been gently stroking Taiqing 'Laozi long beard stopped at some point, and his eyes became more solemn than ever before.
"But to be able to disregard your Immortal Slaying Sword Qi and Dragon Flame like this, the strength of his physical body has probably reached a level that is beyond our comprehension."
"Brother, look at that stick of his, and that dark, unsightly egg..." Yuanshi Tianzun's voice rang out, tinged with extreme surprise.
Taiqing Laozi's eyes blazed with divine light, his gaze piercing through the water mirror and landing on Qiankun Ancestor's hand.
A moment later, even his eternally calm Dao Heart was stirred up into a monstrous wave.
"Those are... the roots and stems of the Innate Spiritual Root Earth Potato Vine, and the Innate Fire Jujube Wood, which has long since disappeared in the Primordial World?"
The Three Pure Ones' divine thoughts converged, and they were all utterly astonished.
This Old Daoist not only possesses unfathomable strength, but even the materials he uses as firewood and food are said to be Innate Spiritual Root that have long since vanished from legend?
What era did this ancient monster come from?!
Just as Three Pure Ones was experiencing a violent shock, at the foot of the mountain, the roller coaster that had "swimmed" through the lava finally burst out of the crater with a "whoosh"!
The car trailed a long, fiery red tail, drawing a breathtaking arc in the air before finally coming to a steady stop at the finish line.
The car door opened.
The Qiankun Ancestor walked down with leisurely steps.
His tattered Daoist robe was still in tatters, and his sallow face remained sallow.
But in his arms, besides the tattered cloth bag, there was something else.
A roasted Roasted Sweet Potato, its skin charred black, its inside golden brown and oozing with oil, emitting an irresistible aroma!
He ignored the stunned gazes of the billions of living beings around him.
They also ignored the murderous glare from the Tongtian Jiaozhu at the starting point, a glare that seemed to solidify into a tangible form.
He simply held the Roasted Sweet Potato in his palm as if it were a precious treasure, and gently blew on the steam rising from it.
Then, he opened his mouth, his face full of reverence, and took a big bite.
"Ugh--!"
Fragrant! Sticky! Sweet!
The crispy exterior, the soft interior, all infused with innate spiritual energy refined to its fullest potential by the dual tempering of the East Sea Dragon Flame and the Immortal Slaying Sword Qi...
An endless array of wonderful flavors exploded on his taste buds!
The Qiankun Ancestor felt his primordial spirit, which had been parched for countless eons, being nourished at this moment as if it were being soaked in the sweetest Nectar and Jade Liquid.
Every cell in his body was cheering and jumping for joy!
"Delicious... it's so delicious..."
Two streams of turbid tears silently slid down his deeply lined cheeks.
He couldn't remember the last time he had tasted something so delicious.
At this moment, he completely Beyond the Ninth Heaven the Great Dao, opportunities, and the quota for Kunlun disciples.
All he wanted was to quietly finish this hard-won Roasted Sweet Potato.
At the foot of the mountain, millions of living beings watched this unbelievable scene, completely numb.
Their worldview was crushed, reshaped, and then crushed again by this Sloppy Old Daoist with a Roasted Sweet Potato...
It turns out that the test of the Shangqing Tongtian can indeed be used to Roasted Sweet Potato.
It turns out that roasted sweet potatoes really could make a terrifying being, suspected to be an ancient and powerful being, cry from the aroma.
Isn't this Admission Ceremony at Kunlun Mountain a bit too unusual?
With the example of the "successful" Qiankun Ancestor, even though his method of success was extremely outrageous.
But ultimately, the deadlock was broken.
"Me... me too!"
A loud shout, like a thunderclap from a clear sky.
From the crowd, a Bear Demon, hundreds of feet tall, with muscles bulging like a mountain, and exuding a strong Earth Law, strode out.
It was the same powerful bear-clan member who had been so terrified that he collapsed to the ground earlier.
Seeing the Qiankun Ancestor eating with tears in his eyes, a blazing fire of hope ignited in his own.
If that old Delia looks like he could be blown away by a gust of wind could pass by, then how could I, a dignified Great Luo of the Bear Clan, renowned for my formidable physical strength, be inferior to him?
"Xiong Batian! I am willing to undergo the test of Shangqing Tongtian!"
The Bear Demon roared in a deep, booming voice, the sound waves making the ground vibrate.
He imitated the Qiankun Ancestor of Heaven and Earth, striding towards the starting point and plopping down on the roller coaster.
"Another one sent to their death."
"That bear must have gotten its brain caught in a door."
A few scattered whispers arose from the crowd.
But this time, more creatures showed signs of interest in their eyes.
"Perhaps... the trials of the Three Pure Ones are not as terrifying as imagined?"
"If that Old Daoist priest could pass it, maybe we can give it a try too?"
"Fortune favors the bold! Let's take the risk!"
In an instant, several more powerful figures emerged from the crowd and lined up behind Xiong Batian.
And at the very back of the line, deep within the crowd.
A Daoist priest in a green robe, his face blurred and the space around him slightly distorted, watched the lively scene with a playful smile on his lips.
"That old bastard Qiankun is still so unreliable."
He shook his head and then started walking.
He walked slowly, with a leisurely pace.
But with each step, the figure vanished from the spot, and when it reappeared, it had already traversed the distance of hundreds or thousands of people.
None of the creatures thronging around him noticed his movement.
It was as if he wasn't walking the usual path, but rather a separate space, an independent crevice in this world.
Just moments before, he was at the far end of the crowd.
In the next instant, he had silently appeared at the very front of the line, standing right in front of the Bear Demon Xiong Batian.
The whole process was as gentle as Qingfeng, with no ripples on the water.
No one noticed anything unusual.
Aside from the few bigwigs atop Kunlun Mountain Peak, overlooking the entire scene.
"Hmm? Another one?" The anger that the Tongtian Jiaozhu had just suppressed flared up again.
"This person... possesses truly bizarre Space Divine Ability." The Yuanshi Tianzun Venerable's tone was tinged with astonishment.
"It's him."
Fuxi, who had been silent all along, stared intently at the blurry figure in the water mirror, and uttered two words, one after another.
"Chaos Demon Gods, Space Master, Yang Mei."
"What? Yang Mei is here too?!"
Upon hearing this, the Three Pure Ones Nuwa all paled!
This is a forbidden existence from the same era as Pangu Father God, and Hongjun Daozu!
What's he doing here?
Could it be... that he also wants to Kunlun Mountain and become Lin Shen's "playmate"?
Just as everyone's hearts were in turmoil, the Yang Mei the Great Immortal calmly sat down in the eerie roller coaster.
He even nodded slightly to the bewildered Daoist Duobao at the starting line, indicating that it was time to begin.
His nonchalant demeanor made it seem as if he wasn't heading into some dangerous place.
Instead, they went for a walk in their own backyard.