Primordial Chaos: Oh No, I Really Didn't Know He Was Tongtian!
Chapter 24

Lingbao Tianzun: On the Self-Cultivation of an Actor

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Sect Master Tongtian hurriedly avoided the entanglement of the karmic threads, his face greatly changing as he hastily said, "Li Er, this time they are not enemies, but I'll go out and hide for a bit first.

Just let Fatty Li teach you… don't break him…"

Sect Master Tongtian disappeared, and the karmic threads vanished with him.

Li Er glanced at Duobao, raised his hand, and tossed out a few formation plates, saying to him, "Go inside and study Taoist cultural knowledge first. Once you pass, I'll teach you other things."

"Little Master, after I pass, can I learn to refine artifacts?" Duobao hurriedly asked, his eyes full of hope.

"Small problem. Oh, right, Black Dog, you go in and study too." Li Er grabbed the Black Dog, who was trying to run away, and tossed him in without a second thought.

"Um, Little Master, he won't eat people, will he?" Duobao cautiously asked, his eyes full of wariness.

"Black Dog is a magical artifact that has taken form; he doesn't eat blood. Don't worry," Li Er reassured him, turning around to return to his cave dwelling to study the aura-concealing formation.

The Primordial World is too dangerous.

"A magical artifact!!" Duobao exclaimed, his eyes full of excitement. He couldn't wait to rush into the formation plate, completely forgetting that the Black Dog had been drooling over him just moments before.

When he walked in, he didn't see the Black Dog, but he saw the Little Master standing not far away, preparing to lecture. What shocked him was that the Little Master seemed to be truly present.

A clone?

This was the teaching formation plate that Li Er had created, leaving a portion of his divine sense here. Combined with the formation plate, he could teach people.

This is what happens when supernatural powers change life. Even with supernatural powers, he still has to do it himself. Wasn't the point of learning these powers to avoid this?

"Come, let's start with the first lesson—Steadiness Above All Else."

The Steadiness Sutra?

Duobao looked at the book that suddenly appeared in his hand, opened it, and read the words on it. He was stunned at first. This wasn't a cultivation method?

Before he could react, the Little Master on the opposite side spoke up, "Alright, you've already learned: Steadiness Above All Else.

Let's begin the practical activity—"

Duobao: ???

Duobao was still in a daze when the environment suddenly changed. He appeared in a treasure-snatching event.

A special fluctuation appeared, and Duobao was immediately immersed in the environment, seemingly forgetting that he was in class and genuinely participating in the treasure snatching.

Soon, he was in trouble, ambushed from behind…

Just as Duobao thought he was done for, the environment changed again.

He saw the Little Master sitting at the table, coldly saying, "Exam over, zero points.

Newbie, please watch the replay and see why steadiness is above all else…"

Under Li Er's clone's analysis, Duobao finally understood why he had died, and every sentence in the Steadiness Sutra in his hand was a classic quote.

Just when he thought he wouldn't make such a low-level mistake again, the environment changed once more, and Duobao's nightmare began.

When he confidently joined the treasure-snatching action again, he hadn't even taken two steps before he was once again on the verge of death.

On the other side, the Black Dog passed in one go.

The Black Dog came out and cautiously looked around. Not seeing Li Er, he breathed a sigh of relief. He was terrified of the Little Master who had created him from the bottom of his heart.

Soon, he was aimlessly wandering around the secret realm.

Just then, a piece of information activated in his nascent soul, which was his mission: to suppress the luck of the entire Taoist sect.

But the problem was that there were only a few people in their Taoist sect. What luck was there to speak of?

Fatty Zhao, plus Fatty Li Duobao, plus the Grand Master and Little Master, plus him, four people and a dog.

"Should I go out for a stroll and see if there are any suitable disciples? After all, the Grand Master always brings them back.

And the Little Master is naturally a homebody. That's right, according to the information he gave me, he's a homebody." The Black Dog stood, stroking his chin and muttering to himself, a gleam of light bursting out in his eyes.

It seemed like a very good idea.

Then he came to the entrance of the cave dwelling and shouted inside.

"Little Master, I'm going outside to take a leak."

That's right, in the memory that Li Er had implanted in him for the second time, dogs must leave home to pee outside.

"Go, remember not to leave any aura."

"Got it." The Black Dog responded and jumped into the void, leaving.

The place where he appeared was the East Sea. As soon as he appeared, he changed his appearance, even his aura changed.

At this moment, he was Zhunti!

He twitched his nose, smelling the aura of luck nearby, preparing to find out if there were any children of destiny nearby.

That's right, this was one of his supernatural powers, being able to smell people with great luck.

He could also smell the scent of treasures, a dog-nose supernatural power.

The reason he could smell that Duobao was very fragrant was because Duobao was a person with great luck.

"Not bad! There's a child of destiny further east." The Black Dog muttered to himself, his eyes shining, never expecting to be so lucky.

He tore through the void and jumped straight in.

Soon, he arrived at the far east of the Primordial World.

"Oh ho! There's actually a barrier here? Child's play."

The Black Dog conjured his dog paw and lightly swiped, without even touching the barrier, easily walking through.

He was immediately shocked by the Fusang Divine Tree before him.

"Good heavens, if I could move this divine tree, I'd be rich, but unfortunately, the barrier here is too strong, can't be done.

Let's see which one is the Child of Destiny, huh, it's actually the smallest Golden Crow." The Black Dog's eyes glowed with a special light, seeing that among the ten Golden Crows, the one with the reddest aura of destiny was the smallest one.

Then, he left behind Zhunti's aura, lightly leaped up, opened his mouth, and bit, the small Golden Crow instantly disappearing.

In the heavens, in the Demon Court.

Dijun suddenly stood up, his eyes erupting with anger. One of the marks he had left on the Golden Crows in the Valley of the Sun was gone.

"Just who is it!"

He was furious, and amidst the shocked gazes of those around him, he tore through the air and left.

The West – the Western Sect.

In an extremely hidden space.

Sage Zhunti shuddered all over. The instinctive impulse within him finally dissipated, but this time, a chill ran down his spine, and he deflated.

It shouldn't be, his combat power wasn't that low.

"Something's not right, someone is plotting against me." Sage Zhunti stood up and said coldly, waving his hand, instantly turning the hundreds of Rakshasa women below into ashes.

"Strange, why can't I calculate it? Could it be Sect Master Tongtian?" Sage Zhunti said with a gloomy face, a hint of anger flashing in his eyes.

"Junior brother, what exactly happened? Are you afflicted by a Witch Race curse?" Sage Jieyin appeared in the space at this time, because he already knew that his junior brother had regained consciousness.

"No, I encountered a living being transforming..."

Sage Zhunti then recounted what he had encountered, and to be honest, he felt particularly wronged.

Who would have thought that the Black Dog was Sect Master Tongtian's?

"Alas~ Junior brother, I've told you so many times, whatever it is, you say you have a connection with it.

This connection will harm you. Don't you know there's a saying, 'A connection without a destiny'?" Sage Jieyin said helplessly, a hint of disappointment flashing in his eyes.

His junior brother was too obsessed.

"Yes. Senior brother, I won't let you down this time. I'll continue to the east to seek opportunities.

If I hadn't encountered this Black Dog transforming, I should have found an opportunity in the far east." Sage Zhunti said seriously, a trace of helplessness flashing in his eyes.

"Yes. Be careful in everything."

"Senior brother, farewell."

Golden Turtle Island.

Lingbao Tianzun watched Sect Master Tongtian hold him down, directly extracting the information of what had recently happened, and then separated a wisp of aura from his body, condensing a clone.

This clone directly entered his body, and then, in the void, a large and thick causal line directly bound him.

Before he could even react, he received two cultivation methods, an advanced version of the Stacking Method, and an advanced version of One Qi Transforming into Three Purities.

Moreover, he also knew that these two cultivation methods also had an elite version and a supreme version.

Most importantly, he left behind a technique: On the Self-Cultivation of an Actor.

Almost instinctively, he read On the Self-Cultivation of an Actor, instantly understanding it, as if seeing the Great Dao itself.

And all of this happened in an instant, and Sect Master Tongtian left elegantly.

As soon as Sect Master Tongtian left, Yuanshi Tianzun and the Grand Pure Saint entered.

Lingbao Tianzun only lowered his head, his face covered in bruises, his body showing signs of being beaten, and even various meridians in his body were disordered.

He was as miserable as could be.

When he saw Yuanshi Tianzun and the Grand Pure Saint, he directly rushed over to hug them, wailing loudly.

"Wuwu... Second and Third Brother, please persuade Tongtian, I'm willing to merge with him.

I don't want to live anymore..."

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