Primordial Chaos: Oh No, I Really Didn't Know He Was Tongtian!
Chapter 35

Li Er: Fishing Without Doing Proper Work. Sect Master Tongtian Gets Struck by Lightning.

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Li Er heard this and said with a serious face, "The male ones generally like to show off, so they reveal themselves early in the Three Realms. That's why it was showing off everywhere in Taiyi's hands.

Besides, when the male one sees the female one, it won't work anymore, so the female one is better."

The Black Dog revealed a look of understanding and said with emotion, "It seems like it's the same as that saying, 'Women will only affect the speed of my sword.'

Don't worry, Little Master, I definitely won't fail when I see a female, and I definitely won't get weak in the legs."

Sect Master Tongtian: ...

"Black Dog, you're still young and don't understand these male and female things.

Remember to be vigilant when you encounter a female dog," Li Er said earnestly, casually casting his fishing rod not far from Sect Master Tongtian.

He remembered those dog thieves on Blue Star who often walked around the area with female dogs in heat to attract male dogs and then catch them.

"Little Master, I understand. When I see a female dog, I'll immediately transform into another form.

However, will the Great Master's physique specifically attract females? Look, the fish he catches are all female," the Black Dog put away his fishing rod, picked up the fish that Sect Master Tongtian had caught next to him, and asked with a hint of envy in his eyes.

With this physique, there's no need to worry about not having a Dao companion. It's similar to a succubus described in the Little Master's record book, naturally attracting people.

"Oh my! I'll go, it's really like that... Third Brother, release these female fish, or there won't be any fish to catch in the future."

Sect Master Tongtian: ...

However, Sect Master Tongtian now thought of a solution to the origin of the Chaos Clock. From today onwards, his Chaos Clock would be female.

Because his Chaos Clock appeared, Taiyi's Chaos Clock didn't work anymore, so it couldn't manifest.

After all, he refined the Chaos Clock, but Taiyi had no way to refine the Chaos Clock, so it was normal for his Chaos Clock to disappear.

Li Er saw the float sinking, and then suddenly pulled the rod—

Instantly, he felt terrible. He pulled up the Black Dog's fishhook.

"Little Master, why did you pull up my fishhook?" The Black Dog looked at his fishing rod being pulled up and asked helplessly.

Sect Master Tongtian saw this, the corners of his mouth raised, and he gently pulled the rod, catching a fish.

Splash—

Sect Master Tongtian casually threw the fish into the river, elegantly casting the rod, and watching Li Er not catch any fish made him feel very happy.

After all, he was often shown up by his operations, especially in the way of formations, which suppressed him to the point of feeling like he had no talent. Now, at least he had won back a game in fishing.

"Oops, threw it wrong, this one is male."

Li Er: ...

"Little Master, I'm going to pee..." The Black Dog ran away, because the atmosphere on the field was not right, and the Little Master was angry.

And his fishhook was hindering the Little Master

"Don't cause trouble—"

"Understood, Great Master."

Outside the Chaos—Nüwa Palace.

Nüwa had now restored her proper image, with a hint of amorous feelings in the corner of her eyes, a trace of satisfaction flashing in her eyes, and her face still rosy.

She held a Passion Pill, carefully observing it, as if trying to understand its mysteries and wanting to refine it herself.

After a while, Nüwa gave up on the research. The complexity of this pill was high, a unity of Hunyuan. She said in a coquettish and complaining tone, "Hmph—Senior Brother Tongtian, you're so bad—

Making me eat this kind of pill, causing his image to appear in my mind, so embarrassing!

However, the numb and tingling feeling is a bit interesting, and this emotional fluctuation vaguely touches on signs of a breakthrough.

Why don't I try the medicinal power again, maybe I can understand its pharmacology."

Nüwa seemed to have convinced herself, it was not because she was obsessed with that numb and tingling feeling.

Then she took out three Passion Pills and threw them into her mouth—a touch of anticipation appeared on her face, and she raised her hand to shield Nüwa Palace, and the image of Sect Master Tongtian appeared in her mind.

That image was of Sect Master Tongtian generously throwing out thousands of bottles, domineeringly saying, "These pills are for Junior Sister Nüwa to eat as snacks—"

Demon Court.

Dijun looked cheerful, drinking in a pavilion, with a bottle of pills on the table, and a complex light in his eyes looking at the pills.

This pill made him love and fear it. Who would have thought that this pill was suitable for two kinds of battles, one was desperately fighting on the battlefield, and the other was fighting in bed.

"Brother! This pill..."

Taiyi appeared, picked up the wine and took a big gulp, soothing his emotions, and said in a complex tone, "Brother, this pill... it's not very serious.

However, the effect is too exaggerated, condensing mana, improving emotions, promoting the activity of the Primordial Spirit..."

"Didn't Sect Master Tongtian say? If we want this pill, we can take the materials to Jie Sect to exchange for it. This can also be regarded as him forming a good relationship with us.

Moreover, this pill can allow us to further unite the Demon Race and consolidate the position of the Demon Court.

According to the rules of Jie Sect, we also opened up a set of contribution points. As long as we obtain a certain amount of contribution points, we can exchange for this pill.

As time goes by, more powerful great demons will appear, and these great demons will definitely feel grateful to us," Dijun said seriously, with wisdom flashing in his eyes.

He went to Jie Sect with Nüwa and saw the sect rules and the contribution point system.

Previously, it was only passed down orally, without a complete version. This time, he saw the complete version and, considering the current situation of the Demon Race, snatched a set of rules suitable for them.

And this pill is the most crucial link to support their Demon Race's rules and actions.

Think about the Dragon Race's system, where those in power control those below. This approach is completely incompatible with the current development of the Demon Race. If the Demon Race wants to develop, it must give the younger generation a path to follow.

Taiyi was silent upon hearing this. This approach would touch the interests of some great demons, and if not done well, it would inevitably encounter a backlash from them.

"Big brother, I support you," Taiyi said seriously, a hint of determination flashing in his eyes.

The Demon Court cannot follow the old path of the Dragon and Phoenix races; it must forge its own path.

"Okay, you'll be in charge of exchanging the pills."

"Alright."

Somewhere in Mount Buzhou.

Black Dog emerged from the void, scratching his chin with one paw and sticking the other in his pocket, a look of understanding in his eyes.

"So that's it. This feeling can be sensed in this place. It seems that some unknown creature is lurking here.

It's not here to monitor us, scared me for a moment.

But this creature is incredibly well-hidden, able to evade my divine powers." Black Dog muttered to himself, his eyes flashing with light.

He ran from the fishing spot to see if the feeling of being watched had disappeared.

If it had left, it would prove that the other party was targeting them.

As a result, he used his divine powers to sense the area and found that the feeling was still there, not having left, still hidden in this place without any trace.

Then, he turned around, tore through the void, and returned. He had to tell the Old Master and Young Master about this matter, lest they feel uneasy and have to move again.

Somewhere in this place.

Inside the Taiji Diagram.

Yuanshi Tianzun looked at his eldest brother with admiration. After their third brother Tongtian left, he wanted his eldest brother to return home and cultivate for a while, but his eldest brother said he would just wait here.

As a result, they actually waited for Black Dog's second inspection.

"Big brother, how did you know he would come back for another inspection?" Yuanshi Tianzun asked curiously, his tone tinged with emotion.

What breed is this Black Dog? Its vigilance is so strong, and its divine powers almost found them.

Grand Pure Saint, hearing this, had a smug look on his face and said lightly, "This is common sense.

Given their vigilant nature, they would definitely come back to check. If they found that the feeling of being watched was gone, they would become suspicious.

At that time, they would inspect their entire secret realm. Once they changed the array fluctuations of the secret realm, or simply abandoned it, it would be very difficult for us to find them again."

Yuanshi Tianzun, hearing this, looked like he was being taught and asked curiously, "So, we continue to wait here now?"

"Wait, this dog will definitely come back, at least three times," Grand Pure Saint said seriously, a glint flashing in his eyes.

In his heart, he cursed this dog, who was hiding millions of miles away to monitor this place. If he hadn't been familiar with the fluctuations of its laws and felt something, he wouldn't have discovered it at all.

Yuanshi Tianzun: ...

Somewhere in a secret realm of Mount Buzhou.

Li Er walked into the secret realm's small world with a gloomy face.

It was too infuriating. Third Brother Pan was simply cheating. He decided never to go fishing with him again.

His behavior was not fishing at all. Who fishes by constantly pulling up fish? He doesn't even bait the hook, and sometimes he catches fish without even using bait.

He'll be struck by lightning for fishing like that sooner or later!!

He originally thought that Third Brother Pan was using special divine powers, so he prepared a fishing rod for him and chose a spot where it was impossible to catch fish for him to fish.

As a result...

He must be blacklisted from the fishing world.

At this time, he saw Duobao and Zhao Gongming drinking tea and chatting. After all, they had learned this way of drinking tea in the array illusion, and they gradually became fond of this habit.

And Golden Crow Sixth was dozing off there. He had been tortured enough by the Red Lotus Karmic Fire and Nirvana Fire during this period, and now he was resting, his whole body covered in flames, constantly emerging with special flame divine patterns.

The only thing that made Li Er feel gratified was that Oldest Kong was still absorbing the flames to enhance his potential.

However, he was burning a little red at the moment, constantly switching between raw and cooked, completely relying on the fact that he had absorbed the Nirvana Fire, and pushing himself to the limit since he couldn't die.

This egg has potential.

"Fat Zhao, come here."

"Okay, Young Master, how are you planning to train me this time?" Zhao Gongming instantly appeared in front of Li Er, his eyes shining.

Although being trained by the Young Master was very hard, the growth was very considerable. In the past, he was the only one here in Taoism, and he could still have the thought of being lazy.

Now there are three more people, each of whom is a workaholic, and each of them has their own characteristics.

Later, that Fatty Li Duobao came along; he was extremely skilled in refining artifacts, pills, and formations, and he was desperately suppressing his own breakthrough.

That Eldest Kong was simply a madman, burning himself with flames every day, existing in a state of half-life and half-death. Moreover, his divine abilities were invincible, especially his innate Five Elements divine abilities – he was simply not human.

Oh right, he isn't human. He's still an egg now, and even when he comes out later, he won't be human; at most, he'll be a bird.

That Golden Crow Sixth, he'd pluck his own feathers and give them to Little Master for no reason, then use the Nirvana Fire to grow them back.

Now, his feathers can easily cut through Kunlun refined steel.

And he seems to know a little about everything, but as the saying goes, a jack of all trades is a master of none. Little Master must unearth his special talents.

"Well, I see your primordial spirit is a bit weak, so I'm preparing to give it a bit of training.

It might hurt a little." Li Er was very satisfied with Zhao Gongming's attitude. He wouldn't do such frivolous things as fishing anymore.

He would seriously teach these disciples, laying the foundation for the future flourishing of Daoism.

It definitely wasn't because he couldn't catch any fish and wanted to vent his emotions.

Upon hearing this, Zhao Gongming immediately patted his chest and said, "No pain, no gain. This little bit of pain is nothing…"

"Ah!! Little Master… this is Purple Firmament Divine Lightning!"

Zhao Gongming jumped up and down after being struck by lightning, fear flashing in his eyes. Little Master, you said it would hurt a little.

Is that what you call a little pain, striking someone with Purple Firmament Divine Lightning? And directly striking the primordial spirit?

But how did this Purple Firmament Divine Lightning strike his primordial spirit silently?

"It's okay, it's okay, I'll be gentle with you…"

"Little Master~ Could you make the Purple Firmament Divine Lightning a little bit smaller—ah—"

Seeing this from afar, Duobao secretly set up various defensive formations on himself and hung all kinds of magic tools he had refined on his body, cold sweat constantly pouring from his forehead.

Fat Zhao really is pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger. Such a large Purple Firmament Divine Lightning struck him, and he's just shouting there, at most just a bit charred, no big deal.

Duobao thought to himself: No, I'm going to study in the formation plate; it's too dangerous here.

Li Er's voice rang in Duobao's ear: "Fat Li, do you think letting magic treasures undergo tribulation with Purple Firmament Divine Lightning first can improve the quality and durability of the magic treasures?

That way, we won't have to use the magic treasures we refine as disposable explosives.

You have to know that every magic treasure is refined with our painstaking effort; it's like our own child.

How can you bear to blow up your own child?"

Duobao immediately stopped the foot he had just lifted. Li Er's words struck a chord in his heart.

He didn't know why the durability of the magic treasures he refined was so poor, that they could only be turned into explosives in the end.

And the idea of turning magic treasures into explosives was still told to him by Little Master, so that the magic treasures wouldn't turn into fragments in the end, without any use.

"Little Master, please strike me as much as you like—ah!!"

"Little Master, wait a moment, let me put away my children first; they're all about to shatter!" Duobao was now on the verge of tears, just now thinking of hanging more magic treasures on himself to prevent being struck.

Now he was frantically putting away the magic treasures on his body.

When Li Er told him just now that magic treasures were like his own children, he suddenly felt a strange emotion.

A thought arose in his heart that perhaps one day he could reach Little Master Er's level of artifact refinement, and directly condense magic treasures into living beings.

After all, their Daoist Guardian Beast Black Dog was created by Little Master alone.

Zhao Gongming burst into laughter upon seeing this.

"Haha—Junior Brother Li, a real man always withstands it with his physical body!! Ah!! Little Master, be gentle—"

Just then, The originally red and half-dead peacock egg flew directly into the air, taking the Purple Firmament Divine Lightning that struck down.

This instant directly stimulated Zhao Gongming and Duobao.

Could it be that they were inferior to an egg?

"Little Master! Strike me here—ah!!" Duobao was immediately struck, his teeth bared and his face contorted, black smoke rising from his body.

"First come, first served, Little Master, strike me here, strike me openly." Zhao Gongming jumped up and shouted, unwilling to be outdone.

The two men and one egg frantically received the Purple Firmament Divine Lightning flying down from the sky, as if it were sweet dew.

Golden Crow Sixth looked at the two men and one egg, acting like they didn't care about their lives, shrank his neck, and a hint of envy was revealed in his eyes, but he couldn't withstand the Purple Firmament Divine Lightning.

His physical strength was still not enough. He gritted his teeth and directly began to pluck the feathers on his body with his mouth. Little Master was right, no destruction, no construction.

Out with the old, in with the new.

He didn't want these feathers anymore.

The void rippled.

Sect Master Tongtian, carrying a fishing rod and a fish in his hand, walked in and saw two men and one egg being struck by lightning, and a bird frantically plucking its feathers.

"Yo ho—quite lively—ah!! Li Er!! Where are you striking!!!"

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