Crane Zhuge's Divine Foresight

Dragon King Spews Water: Salted Fish Thrust

Dragon King Spews Water: According to the Law of Conservation of Luck, my bad luck must be because one of you has sucked away my luck.

The Dragon King Spews Water: Who is it? How dare you steal my Destiny! Quickly state your name!

March 7th: Group Leader, what's going on...?

The Seeker of the Dao: He's gone mad (I'm sure of it).

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Alas, how pitiful, actually...

[Group member "Bu Yao Bi Lian" was Mute for one minute by the Group Leader due to inappropriate language.]

You're the one who's crazy, your whole family is crazy.

Gu Ruoli looked indignant. Couldn't she even vent her frustration?

When Gu Ruoli saw Zhang Chulan appear, a cold glint flashed in her eyes.

I won't bother with Little March, who's a fool, but I can't afford to offend Wu Tong, who's very wealthy.

But you, Zhang Chulan, dare to show your face and act so arrogantly? Do you really think I'm joking with my "Big Sword"?

(The Big Sword refers to the Group Leader's privileges.)

The Dragon King Spews Water: Say something! Why aren't you saying anything?

Dragon King Spews Water: Is he just not talkative? @Bu Yao Bi Lian

Rimuru:... (trembling)

March 7th:... (trembling)

Fallen Angel:... (trembling)

Don't Bully Young and Poor:... (trembling)

The Ravenous Dragon Roar:... (trembling)

Passerby:... (trembling)

Seeing this, Gu Ruoli, who was feeling depressed, couldn't help but feel speechless.

Indeed, the essence of humanity is that of a repeating machine (I'm certain of it).

After a while of playful banter, the topic finally returned to the main point.

Dragon King Spews Water: Wu Tong, you're finally online! What have you been up to these past few days? I haven't been able to get in touch with you.

Seeker of the Dao: I'm looking for a teacher. I went to the Honkai World.

Dragon King Spews Water: The Honkai World? You went to the Honkai World? Did you see Elysia then?

Seeker of the Dao:???

Seeker of the Dao: Why do you think I would go to see Elysia?

Dragon King Spews Water: Tch~, we're all shut-ins, we know each other well, right? You wouldn't go see your wife?

Dragon King Spews Water: Don't change the subject, you must have seen my wife Elysia, right?

Seeker of the Dao:...

Seeker of the Dao: I saw it, and it even brought me back. Aren't you envious?

The Dragon King Spews Water: Huh?! Damn it!?

Dragon King Spews Water: No~, my Elysia.

Seeker of the Dao: Just to correct you, this is my Elysia now (laughs).

March 7th: So, Group Leader, you actually like women?

March 7th looked shocked. How could she be right next to me?

Dragon King Spews Water: No, no, Little March, let me explain.

Dragon King Spews Water: I was just talking about my two-dimensional waifu, it's just a metaphor, I'm not talking about her.

Gu Ruoli quickly explained that if this was misunderstood, no woman would want to be close to her in the future.

She still wanted to go up and stick to him when she met up with March 7th, Fuhua, He Xi, and others.

Wandering the Mortal Realm: My dear friend Wu Tong, you're finally online! I must thank you again for your help this time. The problem of the Seven Nations has now been basically resolved.

Wandering the Mortal Realm: [Designated Red Packet - Seeker of the Dao]

Group member "Seeker of the Dao" has received the Designated Red Packet.

Seeker of the Dao: It's alright, it's nothing, we're all friends, we help each other out.

Wu Tong looked at the Horse Talisman in his hand, then tossed it into his storage space and replied.

Wandering the Mortal Realm: My friend, you are very righteous. Don't worry, since the contract has been made, I will definitely abide by it.

Wandering the Mortal Realm: Even if the heavens fall, the contract must be fulfilled.

Seeker of the Dao: Then I will be waiting for your arrival.

Wu Tong was certainly reassured by Zhongli's promise, after all, everyone knew how much the God of Geo valued contracts.

Passerby: No, I don't quite understand.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: +1

Rimuru: +1

Tianzhu King: What's so hard to understand? These two guys just made a deal in private.

Tianzhu King: Since Zhongli has already solved the problem of the Seven Nations, he must have used the Horse Talisman that Wu Tong drew a few days ago.

Tianzhu King: He himself has no way to solve it. In this way, if this is a transaction, Wu Tong has already staked his bets.

Tianzhu King: Since Wu Tong has placed his bets, given Zhongli's emphasis on the contract, he will definitely place an equivalent bet on the other side of the scale.

Tianzhu King: And the only bargaining chip that can be equivalent to the Seven Nations is the Seven Nations themselves.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: In other words, Brother Tong has already subdued the Seven Nations of the mortal world?

Zhang Chulan was shocked. Did Brother Tong actually cause such a big incident without making a sound?

Seeker of the Dao: Impressive! As expected of the Tianzhu King, renowned throughout the universe for his Wisdom, He Xi's guess was completely correct, but Chu Lan, you guessed wrong.

Seeing He Xi's guess, Wu Tong was also surprised. Was it really that accurate?

What a brilliant strategist, Crane Zhuge!

Seeker of the Dao: I didn't subdue them, I just signed a contract.

Seeker of the Dao: If Teyvat is completely destroyed in the future, the Seven Gods will bring all the people of the Seven Nations to settle here.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Oh, I see.

Zhang Chulan rolled his eyes. Isn't this the same thing? If I were to settle down in your world, I would definitely be subdued by you.

Zhang Chulan was well aware of Wu Tong's methods and ambitions.

However, he wasn't foolish enough to say it out loud in the group chat.

Rimuru: Huh? Chu Lan, have you prepared for the Grand Rite of Luo Tian?

Rimuru: You don't seem to be in such a hurry today.

Seeing Zhang Chulan, who had been frequently complaining about his hardships in the group chat, suddenly revert to his original self, Rimuru asked with some confusion.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Of course! All the arrangements are ready, and we're just waiting for our guests to arrive.

As Zhang Chulan spoke, a glint of light flashed in his eyes. Everything was ready; now all that was left was for the guests to arrive.

Whether they are unwelcome guests or honored guests.

Come on...

I'll be waiting for you at the Grand Rite of Luo Tian.

Don't Bully Young and Poor: The Grand Rite of Luo Tian?

Dragon King Spews Water: Oh, right, the newcomers just arrived, they don't know yet.

The Dragon King Spews Water: The so-called Grand Rite of Luo Tian is...

(In the midst of the explanation)

Dragon King Spews Water: That's how it is. Everyone in the group has decided to help him out.

The Dragon King Spews Water: This serves as a chance to conduct the first offline meeting.

Don't Bully Young and Poor: I see. Then I'll go with you. But when is the Grand Rite of Luo Tian?

Dragon King Spews Water: Um... it should be in the next few days, right?

Dragon King Spews Water: How much longer? @Bu Yao Bi Lian)

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Reporting to the Group Leader, there are only three days left until the event.

Passerby: So fast?

Passerby: It feels like not much time has passed, and now it's almost time to go.

The Dragon King Spews Water: Maybe it's because you were too rushed with your time. Because you were so busy, you didn't notice how much time was passing.

Passerby:... Maybe.

Thinking back on this period, every day was spent either traveling through time or on the way to travel through time, and there were always a lot of things to deal with.

Tsukasa Kadoya rubbed his temples, feeling a headache coming on.