Heaven-Defying Intelligence: A Dimensional Journey Starting from Douluo
Chapter 433

Zhang Chulan: Hello? Qingshan Mental Hospital?

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Admiring this breathtaking, picturesque scene, Wu Tong picked up a glass of juice, took a big gulp, let out a long sigh, and exclaimed:

"Awesome!"

"Damn, this is what life should be like!"

What a miserable life he used to live!

After lying on the beach chair and enjoying the sea view for a while, Wu Tong became somewhat reluctant to appreciate the monotonous scenery.

So Wu Tong lay down on the beach chair, closed his eyes, and pretended to doze off.

His consciousness, however, sank into the Dimensional Chat Group, intending to chat with the group members to pass the time on his journey.

Within the Dimensional Chat Group.

Seeker of the Dao: Good morning, brothers!

Red Falcon Immortal:...

Don't Bully Young and Poor:...

March 7th:...

Gentleman Sword of Mount Hua:...

Seeing this familiar nickname, I saw that it was still sending a "good morning" greeting, even though it wasn't morning.

None of the group members found it strange, after all, they were already used to it.

Especially when he saw that Wu Tong was only speaking now, Zhang Chulan couldn't help but click his tongue in amazement.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Tsk tsk tsk... You're only getting up now? Brother Tong's lazy life is so enviable.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: I want this kind of life too!

Bu Yao Bi Lian. ()

Fallen Angel: Who can argue with that? Ever since my sister came, my life of sleeping until I naturally wake up and playing games until my hands cramp up is gone forever.

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Huh????

Don't Bully Young and Poor: No, your sister hasn't left yet?

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Isn't she the Hand of God? How long has she been on Earth? Doesn't she need to work?

Fallen Angel: Sigh...

Fallen Angel: I get really angry whenever this is mentioned.

Fallen Angel: I don't know what got into that guy's brain, but he actually left a clone to watch me all day long, ostensibly to take care of me, but I think it's clearly surveillance.

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Um... that guy? She's your older sister, is it really okay to call her that?

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Besides, your sister is doing this for your own good.

Fallen Angel: Ah... I know, but I really don't want to go back to that kind of life!

Upon seeing Xiao Yan's message, Gabriel let out a wail.

Didn't she know about this?

How is that possible?!

After all, she was once one of the most outstanding graduates in the Heavenly Realm, so she naturally understood these social customs and ways of the world.

Although I know that Gabriel's Sister is doing this for her own good, she really doesn't need it. Wouldn't it be better to just let her live a life of idleness and waiting to die?

Fallen Angel: The me I am now is the real me; the me I was before was all a lie...

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Pfft... Haha... Uh...

[Group notification: Group member "Don't Bully Young and Poor" retracted a message.]

Fallen Angel:...

Fallen Angel: You were just... mocking me, weren't you?

Click...

Gabriel was lying on the table, doing her homework, when she suddenly squeezed the pencil in her hand and broke it in two.

The broken pen tip spun two and a half times in the air before falling straight to the ground, splashing ink and staining her trouser leg.

But Gabriel doesn't have time to worry about such a trivial matter right now.

She ignored the questioning look that Gabriel's Sister was giving her.

His eyes were fixed on the Heavenly Realm, staring at the extremely conspicuous group notification. The killing intent that came from the pressure was gradually surging and rising in his eyes.

Don't Bully Young and Poor: No, no, absolutely not. How could I possibly laugh at you?

Don't Bully Young and Poor: Remember, we are dear friends and family, brothers and sisters!

Don't Bully Young and Poor: You must have misread it.

Fallen Angel: Hehe...

Gabriel completely ignored Xiao Yan's sophistry, instead letting out a forced smile and silently vowing in her heart:

Little Yan, you'd better pray that we never run into each other again, otherwise you won't know just how powerful the Doomsday Horn really is.

While the two were playfully bickering, the other group members were silently watching the screen, not saying a word, just happily observing the commotion these two clowns were causing in the group.

Just then, Gu Ruoli logged on in a rage.

Dragon King Spews Water: I'm so angry! Aha of a bitch, you really deserve to die!!!

Dragon King Spews Water: Aaaaaaahhhhhh...

Dragon King Spews Water: March 7th's Outburst Image. jpg

March 7th:...

Seeker of the Dao: What's wrong with you...? You've gone crazy?

Dragon King Spews Water: You're the one who's acting crazy! @Seeker of the Seeker of the Dao

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Hmm? If it's not a fit of madness, then there's only one possibility...

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Hello, is this Qingshan Mental Hospital? We have a mental patient here, please send someone over to pull him away immediately...

The Dragon King Spews Water: Bi Lian, Nuwa.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Hmm... that's right, he's a severely mentally ill person with violent tendencies. Please send someone over as soon as possible...

Dragon King Spews Water: Ugh... You shameless bastard, I'm not mentally ill! I'm just about to be driven crazy by that guy Aha!

Bu Yao Bi Lian: Hmm... yes, you're not mentally ill!

Dragon King Spews Water:... Damn it!

Seeker of the Dao: Alright, stop playing around and tell me in detail. What happened?

Seeker of the Dao: Aha, what did I do to offend you? You 'Mingdu from the same world!

Dragon King Spews Water: Aha, that scoundrel, actually turned Bai Shuran into Emissary of Elation.

Bu Yao Bi Lian: So what?

The Dragon King Spews Water: I was so confused that I went to challenge him without knowing what was going on, and ended up getting a beating in front of everyone! My face...

The Dragon King Spews Water: I swear, if I don't avenge this, I swear I will not be human.

Bu Yao Bi Lian:???

Bu Yao Bi Lian: What does this have to do with Aha? If you get stabbed, is it appropriate for you to seek revenge on the person who bought the knife?

Dragon King Spews Water: I don't care, anyway, that guy Aha is the culprit.

The Dragon King Spews Water: If it weren't for Him, Bai Shuran would be no match for me at all. It's all His fault.

Dragon King Spews Water: And you actually dare to speak up for Aha?

[Group Notice: Group member "Bu Yao Bi Lian" has been Mute by Group Leader "Dragon King Spews Water" for one hour.]

Zhang Chulan: "..."

Well... women really are unreasonable creatures. Even the Group Leader is no exception!

Seeing this, Zhang Chulan could only shrug helplessly, and then began to silently watch the screen.

Dust Leaf: Um... Group Leader, I have a question.

Dust Leaf: Why do you insist on causing trouble for Bai Shuran? What did he do to offend you?

Dragon King Spews Water:...

Dragon King Spews Water: No, I'm just trying to spur him on and help him grow up as quickly as possible.

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