On the plane.
Lu Chengwen, Long Aotian, and Zhao Ritian sat together in a booth.
All three were bruised and battered, glaring viciously at the other two.
Lu Chengwen touched the bandage on his nose. "Why did you fight this time?"
Zhao Ritian said, "Because he's petty! I just said he cried like a woman back then, then I suddenly thought—since he's no longer a man anyway, could he find a way to become a woman? Then he got mad."
Long Aotian said to Lu Chengwen, "Listen to that. Is that something a human being would say?"
Lu Chengwen was utterly exasperated. "Zhao Ritian, would you be happy if someone said the same thing to you?"
Zhao Ritian said, "But he really isn't one anymore! I was even showing concern for him!"
Lu Chengwen was surprised. "Oh? You know how to care about Senior Disciple Brother now?"
"Yeah! I asked him whether he had to squat to pee now, and whether he'd get it all over his butt. Then he got mad!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Zhao Ritian. "Zhao Ritian, I think you did that on purpose."
Zhao Ritian was shocked. "Was it that obvious!?"
Long Aotian smiled. "So I kicked him right out of the car!"
Lu Chengwen looked at Long Aotian. "You'd been plotting that for a while too, hadn't you?"
Long Aotian neither confirmed nor denied it. "I learned a new move. Naturally, I had to find an idiot to test it on."
Lu Chengwen was incredibly frustrated. "Stop fighting already! You two! Liu Ruyan is right beside us. I need her to detoxify me, and I need you two to keep her in check! Otherwise, the three of us will all be defeated by a woman. Can you stand that?"
Liu Ruyan looked at the three