Zhao Ritian put an arm around Jiang Xiaohu.
"Men pursuing women should use sincerity to win sincerity!"
Long Aotian and Lu Chengwen burst out laughing together.
"What!?"
Zhao Ritian continued, "You have to care for her, cherish her, know what she likes and dislikes, send her flowers, treat her to meals, spend money on her, put your heart into it..."
"You also have to tolerate her, understand her, accommodate her, yield to her in everything. When she loses her temper, you have to coax her. When she is unhappy, you have to guess why. You need to know what she wants before she says it. Not only do you have to guess it, you have to do it; not only do it, but do it well; not only do it well, but do it to perfection, beyond anyone else! Then you'll..."
Lu Chengwen and Long Aotian clinked glasses and said with a laugh, "Become a simp. Hahahaha..."
"What!?"
Zhao Ritian said unhappily, "Am I wrong?"
Long Aotian said, "Get out of here! You've never even dated anyone, and you're here bragging."
Zhao Ritian blushed. "I don't believe you have any brilliant tricks."
Long Aotian said, "Women all admire the strong, like the strong, and are attracted to the strong! You actually have no problem in that regard."
Jiang Xiaohu shook his head. "Enough, enough..."
"No, no, listen to me."
Long Aotian said, "Women aren't won by chasing them. You have to make them come to you on their own."
"Come to me on their own?"
"That's right!"
"I've summed it up: picking up girls relies on one word—showing off!"
Jiang Xiaohu shook his head, and Long Aotian hurriedly said, "Don't you disbelieve me!"
"Picking up girls is all about talking, learning, joking, and showing off. Showing off alone isn't simple.