Hun Tiangang sighed.
"Damn it, ever since I deduced the coming of the Heavenly Tribulation, I haven't had a single peaceful night's sleep!"
Zhao Ritian said, "Master, you snore even louder than I do at night."
Smack! Hun Tiangang slapped him. "That's because I was exhausted!"
Zhao Ritian covered his face. "You were exhausted, yet you haven't had a peaceful night's sleep..."
Smack! Hun Tiangang slapped him again. "If I hadn't gone a single day without peaceful sleep, how could I be exhausted?"
Zhao Ritian covered his face and took a step back. "Shit-Spraying Dragon, come over here. Stand beside Master. There's something in it for you."
Long Aotian sneered. "I'm not as mouthy as you."
Smack! Hun Tiangang smacked Long Aotian across the face with the sole of his shoe. "Stop talking! You two ruined the mood I was building!"
Long Aotian covered his face, pursed his lips, and fell silent.
Hun Tiangang gazed up at the heavens, putting on an expression of grave concern for the nation and its people:
"I, Hun Tiangang, have sighed and worried day and night since deducing the prophecy of the Heavenly Tribulation's descent. I have found neither rest nor peace, unable to eat..."
Zhao Ritian stared at his master in shock. "What about all those chickens and the fish pond—"
Lu Chengwen kicked him squarely in the ass. "Can't you just shut up!?"
Hun Tiangang rolled his eyes at Zhao Ritian and continued, "Who would have thought that, at this very juncture, another change would arise!"
Hun Tiangang walked several steps away, looking out over the vast land in the distance with his hands clasped behind his back. "You three, kneel."
The Three Brothers hurriedly knelt.
Jiang Xiaohu was gnawing on a pear when he suddenly thought, *Hey! This old man's got