Zhao Ritian burst out laughing.
"Long Aotian, Lu Chengwen, one of you is a fake prude, and the other has offended him. Hahaha! Looks like this time, it's my home field!"
The Ape Statue said, "What the hell are you so happy about?"
The Dragon Statue said, "This gentleman's third trait is..."
The Ape Statue suddenly stopped him. "Hey, hey, hey! Why are you telling them everything?"
"Huh? Did I?"
"Yes! You're the one who kept rambling on and on! Seriously!"
Lu Chengwen smiled. "You two don't know the third one either, do you?"
"Who says we don't?!" the Ape Statue said. "We know!"
Lu Chengwen said lazily, "If you don't know, just say you don't know. Nobody's going to laugh at you."
"What do you mean by that?!"
The Dragon Statue said, "Kid, don't try to act clever in front of us. Our IQ is incredibly high—so high that even if you stood on a table, you still couldn't reach it!"
Lu Chengwen said, "Then I'll stand on a roof beam and reach it!"
"You stand... Fine, fine, you win!"
Bu Ersun was stunned.
What the hell kind of bizarre conversation was that? Was there even one decent person here?!
The Ape Statue said, "Here's the deal. Those who come are all destined... or whatever, it doesn't matter. I'll let you in, but if the four of you enter, each of you may lose ten years of your lifespan."
"Ten years of lifespan?!"
"Yep!" the Dragon Statue said. "Those without guts can drink this bowl of stone soup stewed by Meng Po's second aunt's husband, erase their memories, and we'll kick them out of the secret realm to go play by themselves."
The Ape Statue said, "And those with guts can go in and try their luck."
Lu Chengwen