Lu Chengwen could hardly believe it.
"You... are united!?"
"We are united," Zhao Ritian said.
"To win as a group, of course," Long Aotian said. "When outsiders are involved, the Three Brothers are of one heart."
"Zhao Ritian, can you guarantee that throughout the competition, you won't insult Senior Disciple Brother, and that you'll listen to whatever he says?"
Zhao Ritian burst out laughing. "Listen to him?! I fucking want to hammer him to death!"
Then he sensed something was off. "I can endure it."
"Forget it, forget it, forget it. I'd better stay out of this mess. When you start arguing and fighting again, I'll end up blamed from both sides. I'm not going. Definitely not going!"
Zhao Ritian and Long Aotian kept trying to persuade him.
At last, Lu Chengwen felt the timing was about right.
"Let's not settle this right now. This afternoon, we'll find a restaurant. Just the Three Brothers, and we'll discuss it properly. If you're united enough and loyal enough, I'll help you once. But if you keep fighting among yourselves, sorry, I'm out. I don't want any Ghost Gate Pills or Desire Woman Pills."
"Deal!" the two said in unison.
That afternoon was the time Huo Wenxi had arranged.
It was a remote location. Damn it, it was Tian Ya Di, the place Lu Chengwu ran!
Wasn't it quiet and classy?
Lu Chengwen sat at the table. "Let me make this clear. If the three of us go out to compete, we represent our master and our sect! We have to share a common enemy, stand united, advance and retreat together!"
"Don't worry!" Zhao Ritian said. "We're the Gay Duo!"
Long Aotian was furious. "Can you stop talking nonsense!?"
Zhao Ritian immediately looked ready to fight. "I've been putting up with you