Don't Ask Me-I'm an Idiot Too!
The Demon Realm.
The Temple of the Demon Race.
Liu Qingfeng fell silent. He appeared somewhat dazed, but inside he was burning with anxiety. He glanced at the dragon horse lying on the ground, feeling nothing but discomfort and fear.
But at that moment, Longma moved.
His horse's hooves twitched, and then he slowly woke up.
Where is this?
Longma's eyes were somewhat dazed. He opened his eyes and looked at the scene around him.
The sight of Yao Qi soaring into the sky startled Longma. Although he was also a demon, he was a divine beast, not an ordinary Demon Beast. How could he have ascended to the demon realm?
This doesn't make sense. As a divine beast, it should ascend to become Immortal Beast; that's common sense.
Although divine beasts are also part of the Demon Race, they are not entirely part of the Demon Race because they are the embodiment of the essence of heaven and earth.
In short, how could I possibly have come to the demon realm?
This doesn't make sense.
Longma was completely bewildered and couldn't help but look at Liu Qingfeng.
His eyes were filled with doubt, and so were Liu Qingfeng's.
"Excuse me, are you the Demon Emperor's mount?"
The elder of the Demon Race spoke, asking about the dragon horse, and he was quite polite.
Demon Emperor?
Mount?
Upon hearing the voice, Ryoma was startled. He could clearly sense that the opponent was very strong, and coupled with the surrounding environment, he couldn't help but panic.
As for whether or not there was a mount, he subconsciously ignored it.
"Yeah?"
The old man continued to ask.
Although the old man looked kind and gentle, for some reason, Longma felt a little uneasy.
No, it's not just panic, it's extreme panic.
There was a moment of silence.
Longma took a deep breath; he had come up with a solution.
"Aba? Ababa? Abababa? Aba aba?"
A familiar voice rang out, and in an instant, all the demon lords in the Demon Race's holy temple were stunned.
The old man, in particular, stood there stunned, completely at a loss for words.
Moreover, in order to make it more realistic, Longma's gaze gradually became somewhat vacant, and even strands of saliva dripped down the corners of his mouth, making him look more like a mentally challenged person than Liu Qingfeng.
What did I lose?
At this moment, Liu Qingfeng was completely shocked. He did not expect Longma to use this trick.
Aren't you the Demon Emperor?
You should just admit it already.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Liu Qingfeng was shocked; he had never seen such a shameless divine beast.
Hiss!
The Demon Race Temple fell into a deathly silence once again.
They hadn't expected that not only was the Demon Emperor mentally challenged, but even his mount was mentally challenged.
But thinking about it, it makes sense. What kind of mount would be a proper mount if it could be used as a mount for someone with intellectual disabilities?
"Lord Aoki, this!"
At this moment, a powerful demon spoke up, looking at this scene, he really didn't know what to say.
"Let's arrange for the Demon Emperor to rest well first. There may have been some mistakes during his ascension. In any case, the Demon Emperor is back. The era of our Demon Realm is about to begin. A mere brain ailment is nothing."
The old man spoke, his expression serious, and said this.
"Yes!"
The powerful Demon Race nodded and then gradually left.
"Demon Emperor, please rest here for a while. We'll go and discuss this first."
The Demon King Aoki spoke, then took his leave.
After he left, Liu Qingfeng couldn't help but look at Longma. He didn't speak, but communicated with his eyes.
"What do we do, Old Ma?!"
Upon seeing Liu Qingfeng's question, Longma widened his eyes and answered with his gaze.
"How am I supposed to know what to do? Where am I? I don't think this is the immortal realm."
Liu Qingfeng: "This is definitely not the Immortal Realm. You can tell just by looking. This is the Demon Realm. I feel like I've been tricked by you. Old Ma, you're Demon Race. Why don't you talk to them later and ask them to send me back to the Immortal Realm? They all call you the Demon Emperor. Maybe you really are the Demon Emperor."
Feeling Liu Qingfeng's gaze, Old Ma instantly became furious.
"What do you mean I tricked you? I'm going to the Immortal Realm! And how could I possibly be the Demon Emperor? That's impossible. Divine beasts are the essence of heaven and earth; they can't become Demon Emperors. Could it be you?"
Ryoma looked on with curiosity.
"That's absolutely impossible! My father is human, and my mother is human. How could I possibly be a demon emperor?"
Liu Qingfeng was extremely helpless. He would accept being called a handsome man, but he absolutely refused to accept being called a demon emperor.
"What should we do then?" Old Ma's eyes were filled with helplessness.
"I don't know, should we continue to play dumb?"
Liu Qingfeng thought to himself.
"Although it's not ideal, it's still a good idea. Okay, let's continue to play dumb. It seems they don't know our identities yet. Let's stay in the game for a while and then run away when we have a chance."
Old Ma communicated earnestly with his eyes.
"Good!"
Liu Qingfeng nodded firmly.
At this time.
The Demon Realm Palace.
Green Wood Daoist frowned; his head was throbbing with pain.
Why! Why! Why!
Why is the Devil Master of the Demon Realm not only handsome and dashing, but also resourceful and wise? With a single word, he can weaken the Heavenly Court's fortune, and his decrees are as if the will of Heavenly Dao has personally descended. Moreover, in just a few years, he has found the legendary Supreme Demonic Artifact of the Demon Realm.
Why? The Demon Emperor of his own demon realm is actually an idiot? And he even ascended to the heavens with an idiot mount?
Even though it's a dragon horse, a legendary mythical beast, so what?
"Senior Aoki, what should we do now?"
"Yes, the reincarnation of the Demon Emperor has a brain disease. This won't do."
"Yes, we finally united and learned from the Demon Realm, but I can't accept it if the Demon Emperor has a mental illness."
"We can't accept it."
Inside the main hall, the demon lords spoke one after another. The demon realm used to fight with the demon realm, just like the demon realm. Although the demon realm's status was even lower than that of the demon realm, it was still a major realm. Later, after the demon realm saw the arrival of a Devil Master, it developed extremely rapidly.
They were also envious, so they longed for the Demon Emperor to ascend.
But what I didn't expect was that something like this actually ascended up?
I wanted to say a few words, but I didn't know how, so I could only keep them bottled up inside.
"Quiet!"
When Green Wood Daoist spoke, the hall fell completely silent. All the demons looked at Green Wood Daoist with curiosity in their eyes, but none of them dared to say anything.
"Your Majesty, you must have encountered something during your ascension. Brain disease isn't a serious illness. Let's wait a while and find a divine physician for you. If all else fails, I'll go to the Demon Realm and discuss with the Old Heavenly Devil to see if we can invite the Devil Master to come and treat you."
"After all, demons and monsters are one family. If they can fight together against the immortal realm, the demon realm will surely not refuse!"
"That's what Green Wood Daoist said," he said, nodding earnestly as he spoke, expressing his unwavering conviction.
That's it.
The Celestial Realm.
Great Shu Sect.
Lu Changsheng is healing the Shu Gate Holy Lord.
He used the Heaven Abyss Holy Spring to enter the Shu Gate Holy Lord, restoring the Shu Gate Holy Lord's immortal veins. The process did not need to be too complicated.
An hour later, the Shu Gate Holy Lord was fully healed.
Not only were his injuries healed, but his severed immortal veins also recovered, becoming even stronger than before, after all, this was holy water from Heaven Abyss God Mountain.
With the addition of Lu Changsheng's Nine-Colored Immortal Qi, the illness was naturally cured.
"Chang Sheng, I... I really don't know how to thank you."
Feeling his injuries were healing, the Shu Gate Holy Lord stood up, too excited to know what to say.
He was already extremely shocked when he saw Lu Changsheng, especially after hearing from the Purple Azure Holy Lord that Lu Changsheng went directly to the Heavenly Profound Immortal Sect for the sake of the two of them and severed their immortal veins. The Shu Gate Holy Lord was so shocked that he didn't know what to say.
The Shu Gate Holy Lord knew he could never repay this debt of gratitude.
"Your Holy Lord, please don't stand on ceremony. In any case, you are my senior, there's no need to be so polite."
Lu Changsheng said calmly that although he had arrived in the Immortal Realm and his cultivation had become stronger, even far surpassing these old friends, seniors are seniors and juniors are juniors. If we only distinguish them by strength, there would be no benevolence or morality.
Lu Changsheng wouldn't do that.
"Alas! I truly regret not taking you as my disciple back then. If only you were my disciple."
"Your master, Qingyun Daoist, is probably secretly laughing. We have fought with your master for hundreds of years, but in the end, because of you, we have lost to him far too much. With a disciple like you, your master can die without regrets."
The Shu Gate Holy Lord said with deep emotion.
But this sentence left Lu Changsheng at a loss for words.
Why would someone say they have no regrets about dying?
If my master were here, we'd probably fight.
"In any case, I can be considered Supreme Elder of the Shu Gate Holy Land."
Lu Changsheng chuckled awkwardly. What could he say at this point? This was all he could say.
"Yes, yes, thank goodness I was smart back then. Changsheng, where are you planning to go next? Also, have you met with your master?"
The Shu Gate Holy Lord asked curiously.
"Not yet. I don't know where my master is. Does the Holy Lord know?"
Lu Changsheng asked curiously.
"I don't know. The Immortal Realm is much more complicated than we imagine. We thrive in the Lower Realm, but as you can see, in the Immortal Realm, we are considered lucky. At least we have a foundation in the Immortal Realm and some holy lands. We have no foundation at all in the upper realm and have become Rogue Cultivator, which is very pitiful."
The Shu Gate Holy Lord shook his head and said this.
"Yes, I have a few old friends who don't have a foundation yet. In the Immortal Realm, we newly ascended cultivators are at the very bottom unless we have exceptional talent. I used to dream of ascending, but now I think life in the Lower Realm is quite nice."
The Purple Azure Holy Lord also spoke up, saying the same thing.
Lu Changsheng remained silent. What the Purple Azure Holy Lord and the Shu Gate Holy Lord said was true.
You might be a powerful figure in the Lower Realm, but things are different in the upper realm. You might be a Mahayana Holy Lord in the Lower Realm, and people would treat you with utmost respect wherever you go.
But once you arrive in the Immortal Realm, if you have no foundation and your aptitude is mediocre, you can only be relegated to the bottom. The resources of the major immortal sects are not plentiful to begin with, and they are extremely cautious in accepting disciples.
The simplest thing is, who can guarantee that you didn't come to my sect with ulterior motives?
What if you're a spy?
Therefore, many immortal sects, just like those in the Lower Realm, would rather accept cultivators with clean backgrounds than those with unclear origins.
Therefore, many cultivators who ascend from the Lower Realm have no choice but to live a longer time in the immortal realm.
"Chang Sheng, do you know the name of the Great Luo Holy Land in the Immortal Realm?"
The Purple Azure Holy Lord continued to ask.
"I don't know." Lu Changsheng shook his head.
"This is going to be difficult."
The Purple Azure Holy Lord frowned, but after thinking for a moment, he continued, "Here's what we'll do, Changsheng, you can rest for a few days at the Great Shu Sect. I'll go and look up some information about the Great Luo Holy Land for you. If I find anything, I'll let you know. We can have a good get-together these next few days."
The Purple Azure Holy Lord said this.
Lu Changsheng thought for a moment, then nodded. That would be feasible.
"Okay! I'll head over now."
The Purple Azure Holy Lord nodded and then left.
Just as the Purple Azure Holy Lord pushed open the door, he found that the Sect Leader of the Great Shu Sect, as well as several elders and disciples, had gathered outside.
"Greetings, Sect Leader."
Upon seeing the Sect Leader, the Purple Azure Holy Lord immediately became very polite.
"Don't be so polite, don't be so polite. Taichen, is the person sitting inside that you?"
The Sect Leader of the Great Shu Sect looked very old. He stood hundreds of meters away from the door, and when the door opened, he lowered his head slightly, not daring to look directly at Lu Changsheng inside.
"That one?" The Purple Azure Holy Lord was taken aback for a moment, but quickly understood what he meant and nodded.
"Oh, oh, oh, then you must take good care of him, you must take good care of him!"
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect spoke repeatedly, then looked at Lu Changsheng in the room. However, Lu Changsheng had his back to them, so they could not see his face clearly.
"The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect greets the Immortal King."
The sect Sect Leader of the Great Shu Sect knelt on the ground and said respectfully.
The news of Lu Changsheng's suppression of the Heavenly Profound Immortal Sect has already spread to countless ancient cities around the area, and it's impossible for the Great Shu Sect not to know about it.
At first, none of the disciples of the Great Shu Sect dared to believe it, but after the Heavenly Profound Immortal Sect sealed its own gates, they began to believe it.
Moreover, there are rumors that this being comes from Heaven Abyss God Mountain, and that his cultivation level is at least at the Immortal King level, and that he is extremely young.
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect subconsciously assumed that the Purple Azure Holy Lord and the Shu Gate Holy Lord had met such an important figure by fortuitous opportunity.
That's why Lu Changsheng stood up for the two of them, and that's why he came to pay his respects immediately, without daring to disturb them.
"Kindness."
Inside the room, Lu Changsheng gave a calm "hmm," then slowly reached out his hand, and in an instant, a Jade Slip appeared in his palm.
"Take this jade scroll to the Heavenly Profound Immortal Sect and demand some basic immortal stones and artifacts as compensation for my two old friends, and also for the newly Sect Leader of the Great Shu Sect, shall we?"
Lu Changsheng spoke slowly, like a high and mighty Immortal King.
"Since you have not yet been established, what guidance do you have, Immortal King?"
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect was deeply shaken. He knelt on the ground, feeling both fear and excitement.
I never imagined that the Great Shu Sect would one day be able to establish a relationship with an Immortal King. This is truly an immeasurable blessing.
The Great Shu Sect is a third-rate immortal sect, but from now on, it will definitely soar to the sky. It is impossible for it to surpass the Heavenly Profound Immortal Sect, after all, its foundation is incomparable.
But at least it should be no problem for it to become one of the three thousand immortal sects in the South Immortal Realm, right?
"If there's no best option, then let's choose one of these two old friends of mine and see how they decide."
Lu Changsheng said calmly.
"Yes! As the Immortal King commands!"
The latter nodded.
Upon witnessing this scene, the Shu Gate Holy Lord and the Purple Azure Holy Lord were filled with emotion.
To be honest, they have been in the Immortal Realm for sixty years. When they first ascended, although the Great Shu Sect did not have any ill intentions towards them, they had never been so respectful, especially the sect leader, who was seen as a superior being.
But now, he is so respectful to Lu Changsheng.
Sigh, comparing yourself to others is really infuriating.
However, the thought of how good their relationship was with Lu Changsheng caused a subtle change in their feelings.
"Then we won't disturb the Immortal King's rest!"
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect spoke, then stood up and led everyone away.
The Purple Azure Holy Lord also left with them; he needed to investigate matters concerning the Great Luo Holy Land.
Not long after, the Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect looked at the Purple Azure Holy Lord with eyes full of affection.
This made the Purple Azure Holy Lord feel inexplicably flustered.
"Taichen, how did you befriend this Immortal King?"
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect asked this question with great curiosity.
"Uh... actually, I met the Immortal King in the Lower Realm."
The Purple Azure Holy Lord paused for a moment, but still answered truthfully.
For a moment, everyone was stunned.
The Lower Realm?
Are you kidding me?
However, the Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect soon realized what was going on.
"I understand, Taichen. You're very clever. I was too abrupt. I shouldn't have asked about the Immortal King directly. Yes, yes, you reminded me. I understand, I understand. The Immortal King is not to be discussed! Very good, very good."
The Sect Leader the Great Shu Sect nodded repeatedly and said this.
Purple Azure Holy Lord: "
And so, seven days later.