Hogwarts: My Minecraft Alchemy Deception
Chapter 496

Making Hagrid Do Frog Jumps Between His Legs-That's Style!

1,049 words3 min read0 views2mo ago
Next

After Hagrid walked over, Kayson quickly tapped the Ender Pearl against himself and then threw it in Hagrid's direction.

Hagrid then took over the Dragon Mask from Kayson and shielded him from the fumes.

Meanwhile, Kayson feigned innocence and appeared around the corner, frantically teleporting around until the dense purple dots finally attracted the Ender Dragon.

"Oh, looks like you're getting along well with it, aren't you? But have you thought about how to get this thing off?" Hagrid finally escaped Hagrid's dragon, then tapped the Dragon Mask on his head and said with some helplessness.

"I'll help you." Kayson reached out and tapped the Dragon Mask, and the Dragon Mask instantly shattered into pieces.

"Oh, look at your relationship, it's like you two hatched from an egg," Hagrid said sincerely, watching Kayson and the Ender Dragon interact with a smile.

"Hmm, of course, since I hatched it myself, I watched it hatch," Kayson said proudly.

Hagrid nodded. "Have you thought about what you should do about him?"

Kayson shrugged. "It's the Ender Dragon."

Hagrid then sat down next to Kayson with a grin. "Well then, Professor Kayson, my dear Kayson, could you let me get a little closer to Little Enderman?"

Kayson looked at Hagrid and raised an eyebrow. "Of course, if he likes you."

Hagrid then patted his chest and assured them, "Don't worry, there aren't any cute little ones who don't like it yet!"

Then he very gently reached out, wanting to first touch the Ender Dragon's back with his fingers.

The Ender Dragon tilted its head and glanced at Hagrid. That simple head tilt melted Hagrid's heart, and he momentarily forgot to move.

However, he quickly realized what was happening, continued to reach out, and then, the moment his fingers touched the Ender Dragon's back, they slipped through the Ender Dragon's spine and landed on Kayson's shoulder.

Hagrid: "????????????"

Hagrid's question marks were as numerous as the stars in the sky.

"He... he's an illusion?"

Kayson shook his head, then nodded. "In a sense, you can say that, but he's a physical entity to me." He then reached out and flicked the Ender Dragon's chin with his finger, and the Ender Dragon responded with a comfortable gurgling sound.

Hagrid watched this scene like a sexually repressed kid who had been waiting for a beautiful girl in his class for three years without daring to confess his feelings. He had been caring for her and bringing her milk tea every day, but in the end, he found out that she already had a boyfriend. In an instant, even the sky falling couldn't describe his feelings at that moment.

Kayson noticed that Hagrid's face seemed to wrinkle up for a moment, like a dehydrated orange. He turned to the Ender Dragon with a helpless expression, wanting to discuss something with him.

Unfortunately, the Ender Dragon shook its little head quickly.

Seeing this scene made Hagrid want to die even more.

Seeing this, Kayson had no other choice but to shrug. "You've seen the situation, I can't make a decision, can I?"

After saying that, Kayson was about to run away. After all, if he didn't run away soon, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to escape. After all, the orange on Hagrid's neck might burst with juice soon.

Then, seeing this, he followed.

While Sirius friends were chatting on the sofa, they sensed a series of eerie sounds coming from afar.

"Please, Kayson, just let me touch it!"

"Seriously, I feel like I'm covered in Niffler right now, and my veins are flowing with Pumpkin Juice."

"Just once, just once, okay?"

"I really, I only touched it once, but I'll be unstoppable from now on!"

"Please, Kayson! I'll buy you alcohol, lots and lots of alcohol!"

Kayson paused in his relentless escape from Hagrid and began to stroke his chin.

"Um?"

The people in the living room echoed the same sentiment.

"Hmm? Something Hagrid is saying sounds strange," Dumbledore said, frowning with a surprised expression.

Sirius and Lu Ping unconsciously donned masks of pain. They remembered when Harry was in his fourth year and participated in the Goblet of Goblet of Fire, the two of them, along with Kayson, nipped Hagrid's budding romance in the bud.

But as it turns out, Hagrid's budding romance has actually started to grow again? But why has it gone astray?

Is that correct?

They exchanged a glance, and the next moment they all displayed the same level of tacit understanding as the pilots of the Pacific Rim, standing up in unison and stealthily making their way towards the direction from which the sound came.

"Yes, yes, that's it. Oh, he's so cute... both dark and white."

Lu Ping frowned. " Kayson is a true-blue Union Jack from England, where does he get his black color from?"

Sirius spoke up, "Is there anyone who's definitely Hagrid?"

"Logically speaking, Hagrid's shouldn't be black either, right?" Dumbledore shook his head, equally puzzled.

"Wait, isn't the real question why they're using such inappropriate language?" Lu Ping was the first to react, taking out the yellow heart from his chest, painting it red, and putting it back in.

"Then what do you suggest we do now?" Dumbledore asked.

"Simple, open the door and see what those two are up to!" Lu Ping said.

"But the question now is whether they are even capable of doing this, what if they actually do it?" Dumbledore hesitated. He wasn't a rigid person; in fact, you could say he was a bit too open-minded.

"With Kayson's physique, he could easily do frog jumps with Hagrid between his legs! If we don't get in soon, Hagrid will only be able to be sisters with Professor McGonagall!" Lu Ping said anxiously.

"Actually, it's not a problem. After all, I've always felt that Hagrid has a certain kind of alluring charm," Sirius said quietly.

"Then I will definitely introduce you to Miss Hagrid, and then I'll try my best to match you two up," Lu Ping said viciously.

"For our safety and your own, use the unlocking charm on the door, if you don't want to be caught by Hagrid and made to do frog jumps," Dumbledore said, looking at Sirius with a Fire Fist.

Without the slightest hesitation, the latter pulled out his wand. " Confringo!"

[Requesting a gift]

[Submission Area]

[Cosplaying a corpse in a mass grave] This drawing is fucking awesome! Do you know Zhang Li? He's my buddy!

End of Chapter
Prev
NovelSummaries
Next

Explore the wiki

Comments