[Regarding why Kayson has a chance of turning into Su Chen... sometimes after playing Su Chen a lot, muscle memory kicks in and he's more likely to turn into him. But the current version probably can't be changed now, the book is under review and can't be modified.]
[It's beyond description; the word "miserable" doesn't even begin to describe it.]
Back in his Hogwarts office, Kayson specifically brought out a flip-page blackboard. As the name suggests, it could turn pages, and its main function was...
Make a PowerPoint presentation.
A magical version of PowerPoint, but compared to ordinary people using technology software to create PowerPoint presentations, the wizards' method is more like a powerful, brick-flying artillery technique.
They seem even more like Muggle than Muggle.
Kayson took a small piece of chalk and flipped through the blackboard, writing page after page densely.
For example, the definition of love on the first page.
Page 10, Feelings of being in love and...
"What the hell is this thing?" Kayson stared in disbelief at the PowerPoint presentation he had spent so much time creating.
"Am I that stupid?"
"Professor, I'm coming in!" Neville's voice came from a distance behind me.
Kayson closed his eyes in exasperation. "Forget it," he thought, "Don't take on a job you're not qualified for. Let's leave it to the professionals."
With two booming sounds of Ender teleportation...
Neville became his true teacher, one of the very few people in Kayson's social circle who had been in a relationship and was skilled at it.
Sirius!
"He's in your hands now. Teach him well. I... I'm going to sleep." Kayson patted Sirius on the shoulder and then walked upstairs on his own.
The moon outside the huge French windows cast a long shadow over Sirius, and a wave of loneliness washed over him as he looked at him.
"Damn it, I'm in the promotion match!"
The next day, Kayson came downstairs humming a song. Looking at Sirius, who had been lying on the sofa all night, he suddenly wondered if he had another name... something like... "person".
Thinking this, Kayson went upstairs and got a blanket, which he then covered Sirius with.
Yes, I really am human!
After doing all this, Kayson continued humming a song as he headed towards the Great Hall, wondering what delicious food awaited him that morning.
After arriving at the Great Hall Dumbledore squeezed next to Kayson. Although their seats were already next to each other, Dumbledore still stood close to Kayson.
"Stay away from me! Although I don't object to your orientation being male, unfortunately my orientation is female, and you're not my type," Kayson said seriously after pushing Dumbledore back.
"Don't you want to know what just happened?" Dumbledore said quietly.
"...What did he say?" Kayson asked.
" Neville and Hannah Abbott have become a couple," Dumbledore said quietly.
"Hmm? What's the problem?" Kayson replied.
"The problem is that Hannah Abbott slapped Neville quite sternly," Dumbledore said.
"What did Sirius teach Neville, and what happened next?"
"Later, they had a wizarding duel in the Great Hall without a referee or witness. Now they're both in the Hospital Wing and probably won't be out for the next few days." After Dumbledore finished speaking, he suddenly realized, "You mean Sirius? What happened to him?"
Kayson scratched the back of his head. " Neville asked me how to date, so I found him a teacher who's good at dating. He's sleeping on the sofa in my office right now."
As soon as Kayson finished speaking, Sirius led an elegant and intelligent witch into the Great Hall.
"Oh ho, you woke up so quickly. Wait a minute... Hmm... Why does that companion Sirius is holding look so familiar?" Kayson said quietly.
Dumbledore readily made room for her. "I'm sorry, Sirius, I didn't know you were here. Madam Rosmerta, please have a seat."
At this moment, Kayson suddenly realized what was happening, having only heard it from Dumbledore. He then looked at Rosmerta and said, " Madam Rosmerta, you drank an anti-aging potion! It's so effective!"
After saying that, he looked at Snape and asked, "Did you make this?"
Rosmerta took a deep breath and looked at Kayson: "Is it possible that we've met before?"
Kayson nodded. "No way, I go to your bar eight times a day."
Dumbledore nudged Kayson with his elbow, a little awkwardly, and said, "He's Durmstrang's Alchemy Professor. You two met when we were repairing the Goblet of Fire."
Kayson instantly realized that there really had been such a thing. Only now did he remember this professor, and he realized that he had met this professor not just once, but twice to be precise.
There was a time when he and Grindelwald went back to Durmstrang's school to steal the Alchemy office's stock. The original plan was to only take Grindelwald's share, but Kayson accidentally took a little too much.
"They can't be here to kill me, can they?" Kayson whispered.
"Ask her where she and Sirius met," Dumbledore said casually.
Kayson asked the question on his own, and later received the answer from his office.
Wait... his office...
Hiss... Kayson suddenly fell silent. Had he already given himself away?
Should I start making a runaway trip? At least go to Antarctica to lay low for a while, and I'll tentatively set the timeframe at two months!
In his time of crisis, Sirius came to his rescue. " Kayson, I'm so grateful to you. If you hadn't dragged me here last night to tutor Neville on love, I might never have met such a wonderful girl in my entire life."
Kayson nodded smugly, then changed the subject. "Well, the question now is, what have you taught Neville about dating?"
"People's expressions these days are too cheesy, they don't do anything romantic at all. For example, if one person tells another person, 'I want to sleep with you,' that will absolutely fail."
So I changed it to. "I want to wake up with you tomorrow."
"Even my sweetheart and I got together this way." Sirius finished speaking and affectionately patted Rosmerta's hand.
Seeing this, Kayson seemed to understand...
Never try to learn how to operate from a number-obsessed person.
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