"What the heck?" Kayson asked in surprise.
"What should I do if I want to pursue a woman?" Neville asked.
Su Chen naturally took out the wine flask, feeling that he had woken up at the wrong time.
I should find a bleacher and get some sleep.
What makes Neville think that a single man in his twenties is capable of teaching him about love?
However, Kayson soon realized that Hogwarts was a place of outstanding people and talents, Dumbledore was a gay man. Professor McGonagall also seemed to have closed her heart and locked away love after her husband died when she was young.
Professor Flitwick and Professor Sprout had not heard any news of their marriage.
Snape is a heavyweight who is still single at heart. Well, not really, at least before his falling out with Harry's mother, he must have had a period of first love.
However, his knowledge of romance is practically nonexistent. What could he possibly teach? Amortentia or Imperius Curse? While Snape probably wouldn't do something so despicable, if forced to Snape... those are the only two things he could offer.
After all, Snape, being a loser, was better suited to playing James Potter, who was blond. It's just a pity that James Potter retired from the scene, which is quite regrettable.
Now, some of you might be wondering, "Who is James Potter? Why did he retire from the entertainment industry? And what industry did he retire from?"
Hula hoop.
Confirmed. JPG
Kayson wholeheartedly agreed, believing that teaching Neville about love was indeed his own task.
Of all the Hogwarts faculty and staff, only Dumbledore has a brother who broke with him and whom he then uses to teach others how to fall in love.
It's not that Kayson looks down on them, but he doesn't even bother to ask Hagrid. At least Hagrid really has some kind of charm that makes even noble creatures like unicorns like him. He must be good at dating too.
Huh? Why isn't Hagrid dating anyone, even though he's getting on in years?
Oh, I told Hagrid myself...
"My apologies, my apologies. "Kayson sighed.
Neville looked at Kayson, who seemed to be possessed by a god, with some confusion and waved his hand in front of Kayson's eyes, but Professor Kayson's eyes did not change at all.
"Hiss... Could it be Imperius Curse?" Neville murmured, slowly pulling out his wand, intending to sneakily knock Kayson Stupefy. He was promptly smacked on the head by Kayson.
"What are you doing?"
"Professor? I thought you'd been possessed," Neville said somewhat awkwardly.
" Dumbledore was possessed, but I can't be possessed." After saying this, Kayson poured Neville a cup of coffee. "Tell me, who is the person you like? Is it a man or a woman? How old are they? Which house are they from?"
" Hannah Abbott, from Hufflepuff House," Neville said, blushing.
"Oh, so you two can be considered to have developed feelings for each other over time," Kayson said with a smile, looking at Neville.
Hou Zi looked at the very coffee-themed coffee in front of her with some awkwardness. "Professor, please stop teasing me and tell me what I should do."
"What to do?"
What to do? What to do? What to do?
One of Neville's questions successfully broke Kayson's defenses.
That's right, what should I do? I'm a poor professor, a lifelong single woman, now thirty-two years old...
How does he know what to do?
"How about you guys go out for a... non-alcoholic Butterbeer?" Kayson said quietly.
"Oh... how cliché, Professor." Neville rubbed his nose and finally said it awkwardly.
Kayson nodded, also finding the approach rather old-fashioned. "Here's what we'll do: you wait here first, and then come back in the middle of the night. I'll tell you everything I've learned about love then."
Neville looked up, somewhat puzzled. "Professor, haven't you never been in a relationship?"
Kayson quickly waved his hand. "How could that be? Before I came to Hogwarts, I was a grandmaster, a womanizer who could walk through a sea of women without getting a single petal on him. I just didn't tell you that to maintain my persona."
"Besides, you said I've never been in a relationship, so why did you come to me asking? Just trust me, there's absolutely no problem!" Kayson said, patting Neville on the shoulder.
"Actually... Professor, I believe you, please don't betray me!" Neville said.
"Don't worry, absolutely not!" Kayson patted his chest to assure him.
Neville scratched his head awkwardly as he left the Alchemy office. Actually, he had come to ask Professor Kayson to take him to Black family manor so he could learn from Sirius.
But since Professor Kayson is so confident, then let's go with Professor Kayson!
Without the slightest hesitation, Kayson, who had just seen Neville off, used Ender to Ender teleportation to Black family manor and found Sirius inside, where he was tiling a room.
"Bro, I need your help right now!"
Sirius looked bewildered at Kayson, who had suddenly appeared. "This shouldn't be happening, there's still a long time until Christmas."
"Now is the time for the younger generation to need you as their elder Sirius!" Kayson said, patting Sirius on the shoulder.
"So... you're a generation younger than me?" Sirius asked in surprise.
"It's not me, it's Neville. He's fallen in love and now needs a strategist to help him." Kayson said quietly.
"Oh, Neville ... Neville!" Sirius said casually, then suddenly realized what he meant.
A loud shout from Neville nearly blew the roof off Black family manor.
"What's wrong with Neville?" Mrs. Longbottom, who was tending to the plants in the yard outside the Black family manor, heard Sirius's voice and rushed in to ask.
" Neville has fallen in love and wants to pursue the person he likes," Kayson said, turning his head.
"Yay! My silly son has finally figured it out!" Mrs. Longbottom skipped and jumped out of the room.
"Hiss... Is Neville really that stupid in his mother's eyes?" Kayson asked quietly.
"Who knows?" Sirius didn't understand either. Then, he quietly ran off to change his clothes into a very proper wizard's robe. At first glance, he looked like a wizard over seventy years old, and he had the air of an old scholar.
"Ahem, I'm about to begin. But before that, I need to tell you something: love! It's a truly magnificent subject..."