Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 1

Starting Out as the Group Leader

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A thunderous boom rang out from the sky, and the protagonist made his dazzling entrance!!!!!!

In a cramped room, a boy who looked about ten years old slowly opened his eyes.

"Where am I?"

"What kind of place is this?"

"My head is a mess! Oh no, it feels like I'm growing a brain!"

"I'm... Makoto Ito???"

"What Konoha? What Naruto? What Demon Fox Kid? I transmigrated!!!!"

Makoto Ito's eyes instantly widened! (From now on, the protagonist would be called Makoto Ito...)

He looked around. This was completely different from his old bedroom!

"Could this be some kind of prank? But what's with all this extra stuff in my head?"

Makoto Ito looked around again, then looked down at his hands and feet.

"Fuck! Why did I get smaller?!!! Did I really transmigrate? And into the Naruto World?!!!"

"This is way too ridiculous, isn't it? Everyone knows transmigrators either get into an accident or die an unnatural death! But I didn't seem to do anything! I just went to sleep like normal, and then I transmigrated?"

"And the most important thing is that I transmigrated into the Naruto World!"

Makoto Ito suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head, and a whole lot of memories inexplicably appeared in his mind!

He really had transmigrated! From that deep blue planet to the Naruto World! This body was named Makoto Ito! Seriously, what a goddamn awful name!!

He had money and a house, no parents, and was an orphan—a nobody who didn't even get a single scene in the original story!

This was the Naruto World, after all!

What did people compete over in this world? Money? No! Bloodlines! Eyes! Clans!

In this world, if you didn't have some kind of Kekkei Genkai, you'd be embarrassed to even leave the house!

And what was his surname? Ito! He wasn't an Uzumaki, not a Senju, and certainly not an Uchiha!

In other words, he was just an ordinary civilian with no bloodline at all!

There was no giant monster sealed inside him, and he wasn't the reincarnation of some big spinning top!

Even his former parents had only been ordinary Konoha ninja. They had died during a mission, leaving him their inheritance. It wasn't much, but it was enough for him to live on...

Most importantly, this body didn't seem to have much talent for learning ninjutsu either. At the Ninja Academy, he was only below average!

"This is going to be hard! Isn't this a completely bare-bones start? Isn't this just fucking over!!!"

Makoto Ito felt a sudden ache in his balls!

He pulled open his pants and looked down!

"Thank goodness, thank goodness! My little brother is still so mighty and majestic! Still that twenty-eight-speed bicycle! No wonder it felt so heavy just now! Brother, turns out you're exceptionally gifted!"

Although his little brother was exceptionally gifted, Makoto Ito still felt an ache in his balls!

He liked Naruto and had once dreamed of transmigrating into the Naruto World. He dreamed of having Hinata in his left hand and Ino in his right, then helping the nearly exterminated Senju Clan continue their line! And then casually sleeping Kaguya Otsutsuki into submission!

But now, it seemed like he wasn't qualified!

An utterly ordinary surname, no bloodline whatsoever, and no bizarre, flashy eyes!

In this world, where people died unnatural deaths every second, it was way too hard to get by!

Just as Makoto Ito was at a loss for words, a pleasant voice suddenly rang out in his head!

Congratulations, Host. You have bound to the Konoha Chat Group and become its Group Leader!

???????

A Chat Group? What the hell was a Chat Group? Shouldn't it have been a system? Didn't every transmigrator come with some insanely badass system? Why had his turned into such an ordinary Chat Group? What the hell was it useful for? Was it supposed to let him chat with people?

The Group Leader may communicate with group members anytime, anywhere! The Group Leader may decide whether group members can view the outside world! With a group member's consent, the Group Leader may perfectly inherit their Kekkei Genkai, combat experience, ninjutsu, Chakra, and more...

"My fucking god!!!"

After hearing the Chat Group's introduction, Makoto Ito shot straight up!

This Chat Group was way too damn awesome!

He could even perfectly inherit the group members' Kekkei Genkai, combat experience, ninjutsu, and even Chakra!

For a moment, Makoto Ito felt as though he had been pumped full of adrenaline!

"Quick, quick, quick! Open the Chat Group for me!"

Opening the Chat Group! Retrieving Konoha Chat Group members! Retrieval successful!

A highly futuristic chat window appeared directly in Makoto Ito's mind...

The first thing Makoto Ito did upon entering the Chat Group was check who the members were.

After all, the Chat Group's abilities were outrageously overpowered, but if all the members were just a bunch of nobodies, then what use would it be?

If it had pulled in a pile of faceless background characters, what would be the point? Was he, a background character himself, supposed to hold meetings with other background characters in the Chat Group?

Makoto Ito nearly jumped out of his skin when he looked!

Just look at who was in this group!!!

Hashirama Senju!

Madara Uchiha!

Tobirama Senju!

Izuna Uchiha!

Right from the start, there were two pairs of husbands!

No, no, no, right from the start, there were two pairs of brothers!

This was an absolute jackpot! Just the names of these four people were enough, even if there were no one else in the group!

These people were unquestionably top-tier powerhouses of the Ninja World! Especially Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha! Fierce legends known for Susanoo and Great Buddha, two men who could wipe out four nations, Great Fire and Wood Style, and turn the whole world into Konoha!

If he could get all of their abilities for himself, wouldn't he become invincible on the spot?

Who in the entire Ninja World could compete with him?

Wouldn't that mean he could fuck whoever he wanted!!!

Ahem... wrong wording. It meant he could beat up whoever he wanted!

That didn't sound quite right either! Anyway, he would be invincible!!!!

And most importantly, there was still a long list of names behind those four!

Mito Uzumaki!

Minato Namikaze!

Kushina Uzumaki!

Hatake Sakumo!

Fugaku Uchiha!

Mikoto Uchiha!

Shinku Yuhi!

Might Duy!

Hizashi Hyuga!

Seeing that long list of names, Makoto Ito cried out in amazement!

Every member of this Chat Group had once been a ruthless figure in Konoha!

Every single one of them was a true big shot!

Of course, they also had one thing in common: they were all dead...

Only then did Makoto Ito realize it. It seemed his Chat Group would only pull dead people inside! No wonder it had said earlier that it could share the group members' vision!

So every one of these members was dead!

"If I can get all their combat skills, combat experience, Kekkei Genkai, and Chakra onto myself, wouldn't I be invincible?"

Makoto Ito thought excitedly.

The temptation these people offered was simply too great!

Please speak first, Group Leader Makoto Ito, to activate the group chat!

Makoto Ito looked at the prompt from the Chat Group.

So he had to speak first before they could talk! No wonder the group had been completely silent!

Makoto Ito immediately said in the group.

"Brothers, shall we get hyped?"

As soon as Makoto Ito's words fell, those people sleeping in the Pure Land suddenly opened their eyes...

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