Hashirama! Madara!!

At this very moment, everyone who had awakened in the Pure Land stared in shock at the chat box that had appeared in their minds!

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Makoto Ito: Welcome to my Chat Group! I'm the Group Leader, Makoto Ito! Kids, do you have a lot of questions? Time to cough up the gold coins, you old geezers!!!

In an instant, the Chat Group exploded!

Several messages flooded in!

Hashirama Senju: What is this Chat Group? And what the hell is Makoto Ito? Wasn't I already dead? Did I come back to life? What exactly is going on?

In the Pure Land, the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, stared blankly at the chat box in his mind, completely unable to make sense of the situation...

Madara Uchiha: Have I already been revived? No, I haven't been revived! What kind of existence is this? I never thought that the next time I spoke would be here!

Madara Uchiha was equally bewildered. When he had first opened his eyes, he had thought he had successfully been revived. But after taking a closer look, he realized he was still in the Pure Land and had not been resurrected at all. So what exactly was this thing called the Chat Group? And who was this Group Leader, Makoto Ito?

Would this person interfere with his resurrection plan?

Hashirama Senju: Ah, my wife!!!

Madara Uchiha: ???? Hashirama, who are you calling?

Hashirama Senju: Madara, I wasn't calling you... I saw my wife in the Chat Group! It's Mito!

Tobirama Senju: This...

Izuna Uchiha: This...

Minato Namikaze: Ah, my wife is here too! Kushina, can you see what I'm saying?

Kushina Uzumaki: Minato???? You're here too?

Fugaku Uchiha: The two ancestors?!!!

Might Duy: Yo, hello, everyone! This place is really brimming with the spirit of youth!

Hatake Sakumo: I never expected to communicate with everyone in this way...

Hizashi Hyuga: Damn, there are so many big shots here! I feel like I'm just a nobody!

Hashirama Senju: Madara, why are you here too?

Madara Uchiha: Hmph, what does it have to do with you, you idiot, whether I'm here or not? Besides, if you can be here, why can't I? Stupid Hashirama!

Hashirama Senju: Hmph, Madara, I'm not your friend anymore! You called me an idiot and stupid again!

Tobirama Senju: This...

Izuna Uchiha: This...

Makoto Ito: Ahem... everyone...

As he watched the messages scroll wildly through the Chat Group, Makoto Ito wanted to say something too. But at that moment, all Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha could see was each other. How could they possibly spare any attention for Makoto Ito?

Makoto Ito's message was destined to be ignored by everyone!

There was simply no one else in the eyes of these two people who loved each other...

Madara Uchiha: I called you stupid, and you still won't admit it, you idiot!

Hashirama Senju: You're the idiot! Even if I am an idiot, you've never beaten me even once!

Madara Uchiha: Idiot Hashirama Senju! Are you looking for a fight?!

Hashirama Senju: Bring it on! Who's afraid of who?!

Whenever fighting Hashirama Senju was brought up, Madara Uchiha felt a pounding headache coming on. He had known Hashirama Senju for so many years, yet he had never beaten him even once! Especially when they were kids—whether it was skipping stones or even pissing contests, Hashirama had always won! That idiot Hashirama Senju!!!!

Madara Uchiha: We can't seem to fight in this damn place. We can only chat. What kind of damned ghost place is this? How can we not even fight here...

Hashirama Senju: Madara, why are you always thinking about fighting? We've been fighting for so many years. Haven't you had enough?

At that moment, Makoto Ito felt his head buzzing as if countless little bees were flying around inside it! The group members were chatting enthusiastically among themselves while completely ignoring him!

They weren't giving him, the Group Leader, even the slightest bit of respect!

They really weren't taking him, the Group Leader, seriously at all!

Makoto Ito: Shut the hell up, all of you! Damn it, you're all going on and on here while completely ignoring everyone else! Can you people stand it or not?! Keep yapping, and I'll stab you all to death! And who said you can't fight here? If you want to fight, I can let you have a proper brawl right now!!!

Makoto Ito's message instantly drew the attention of many of the big shots in the group.

Madara Uchiha: Who are you?

Hashirama Senju: Yeah, who are you? Are you from Konoha too? How come I've never heard of you before?

Makoto Ito was somewhat helpless. So nobody had seen the two messages he had sent in the group just now?

Izuna Uchiha: Big brother, I think this person just said he was the Group Leader!

Because every group member had their own profile picture, Makoto Ito was currently using his own—a boy of around ten years old.

Madara Uchiha: What? Hurry up and tell me, brat! Where can we fight? I want to have a proper fight with Hashirama!

Hashirama Senju: Madara, I'm coming for you!!!

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama!!!!

Hashirama Senju: Madara!!!!!

Mito Uzumaki: So the two of you are true love, and I'm just an accident, is that it?

Minato Namikaze: These two feel terrifying! But why do the things they say always sound so strange?

Makoto Ito: Yeah, their conversation always sounds kind of weird...

Tobirama Senju: Big brother, it seems like the only person in your eyes is Madara Uchiha. You never cared about me, your younger brother! That damned Evil Uchiha!

Izuna Uchiha: My big brother is the same! The only person in his eyes has always been Hashirama Senju. He doesn't even care about his adorable little brother anymore! And that hateful Tobirama Senju! We Uchiha are not some damned Evil Uchiha! You're the evil Senju Clan!

Tobirama Senju: Izuna Uchiha!!!!

Izuna Uchiha: Tobirama Senju!!!!

Hashirama Senju: Madara!!!!

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama!!!!

Makoto Ito looked speechlessly at the current group chat. Wasn't this complete chaos? Did these people have something seriously wrong with their heads?