Bonus Chapter for Gouqing Who Loves Acacia Seeds' Mass Release Celebration!!!
Sasuke snorted coldly...
"Hmph!!! Thank you so much, teacher!!!"
"You're welcome, my dear disciple!!! Hehehehehehe..."
And so, Sasuke Uchiha successfully became Orochimaru's apprentice. Orochimaru grinned and licked his cheek, while Sasuke felt extremely uncomfortable, having inexplicably gained another teacher...
And this teacher seems to be a total pervert, why does he always like to lick his own face?!
But for the sake of my own strength, it's all worth it!!!
Those standing nearby were naturally stunned by what they saw!
Is this really Orochimaru?
Is the person in front of me really Orochimaru?
Is Orochimaru really that easy to talk to?
That's absolutely outrageous!!!
"Orochimaru! What's going on?! You're actually taking on a disciple??? What kind of scheme are you plotting now?! What was the meaning behind your conversation with Makoto just now? Are you planning to return to Konoha?!"
Orochimaru found Jiraiya's incredulous expression incredibly amusing!
"Jiraiya, can you please stop being so brain-dead? Why can't I take on disciples? Why can't I return to Konoha? Don't you want me to come back to the village?!"
Naturally, he quickly shook his head and waved his hand!
"No, no, no, of course I want you to come back to the village! After all, I've been chasing you for so many years! I'm just a little surprised for a moment!!!"
Upon confirming Orochimaru's return to Konoha, Jiraiya's face broke into a smile! It was a very gentle smile, and he just stared blankly at Orochimaru...
"Maru~~ You're finally back!!!"
When Orochimaru saw Jiraiya's horrible appearance, he instantly broke out in a cold sweat and retreated several steps!
"Bastard! Dead Last! Moron! Pervert! Gross pervert!!! Can you please stop being so disgusting?! My name is Orochimaru, not Maru!!! Half the reason I left Konoha was because of you!!!!"
Damn it, he's always following me around like a madman! He's like that crazy guy!
Do you know how much pressure I was under back then?!
Everyone in the village thought I was gay!
And you're the one who's gay, you old pervert!
If you keep calling me that, I'll fucking defect again!!!
Jiraiya hearing Orochimaru's words, Jiraiya awkwardly scratched his head...
"Hehehe... I know! Your name is Orochimaru! I won't call you that anymore!!! But it's been so long since we last saw each other... I really miss the old days, when you, me, and Tsunade would do missions and have a few drinks whenever we had free time!"
"Great! Now that you're back, let's set off again and bring Tsunade back! Then we, the legendary Sannin, can be reunited once more!!!"
Jiraiya spoke, he put his arm around Orochimaru's shoulder...
It's clear that he's genuinely happy about Orochimaru's return!
Orochimaru was also there, awkwardly flashing a smile...
"Tch! You idiot!!!"
[Tobirama Senju: To be honest, Orochimaru is quite an interesting guy! He seems to be cold on the outside but warm on the inside, and his relationship with Jiraiya seems really good!]
[Madara Uchiha: It's really good! Two grown men looking so gay!]
[Tobirama Senju: Do you have the right to call someone gay?!!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: You son of a bitch, Tobirama Senju!!! What the hell do you mean?!]
[Tobirama Senju: It's nothing! I just wanted to remind you not to forget my older brother...]
[Hashirama Senju: What's wrong?! What did you call me for?! Did Madara miss me?! Madara, I'm off right now! Let's have a race by the river to see who can pee the farthest!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, you idiot!!! I'm not in the mood to compare peeing with you right now!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Oh, right... speaking of peeing contests, I just remembered something funny!!!]
[Madara Uchiha: Shut up, Hashirama!!! I don't want to hear you speak right now!!!]
Madara Uchiha felt a sudden unease, a premonition that Hashirama Senju was about to say something shocking, something that would definitely involve revealing his dark secrets!
[Hashirama Senju: What's wrong?! I just remembered something about us having peeing contests when we were kids! Why are you getting so worked up?!]
[Madara Uchiha: I told you to shut up!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: No, no, no!!!]
[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, tell me quickly! What's so interesting?! I'm so curious!]
[Izuna Uchiha: Is it about my brother?! I'm curious too!]
[Hizashi Hyuga: Curious!!!]
[Hatake Sakumo: Curiosity +1!!!]
[Shinku Yuhi: Curiosity +2!!!!]
[Hiruzen Sarutobi: To be honest, I'm actually quite curious too...]
[Minato Namikaze: Hmm? Third Hokage! Do you want to experience pain again?!!!!]
[Hashirama Senju: Actually, it's nothing! It's just that Madara can't have anyone behind him when he's peeing! Otherwise, he won't be able to pee... Hahahahahahahahaha!!!]
When we used to have peeing contests, I would always finish first and then run behind him! That way, he couldn't pee anymore, and I'd win without even fighting! Pretty clever, right?!
Madara Uchiha: I'm tired. Let's destroy...