A Bunch of Lunatics! (Bonus Chapter for "Gouqing Who Loves Acacia Seeds"!!!)

Tobirama Senju: Pfft, hahaha!!! Madara!!! Hahaha!!!

I truly never imagined that you, the Ninja World Dance King, would be unable to pee!

Do you want me to check you out? If you have any stones or anything, you should definitely get them removed as soon as possible! Hahaha...

[Madara Uchiha: Damn it, Tobirama!!!]

[Izuna Uchiha: So my older brother can't pee...]

[Madara Uchiha: Izuna!??? How come even you...]

Hizashi Hyuga: I have to say, Senior Madara has an unexpectedly endearing side...

[Hatake Sakumo: Yeah, I really want to see it in person!]

[Might Duy: This is youth!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Aaaaaah!!! You bunch of bastards!!! You want to dance too?! Chibaku Tensei!!! Banshō Ten'in!!! Forest of Heavenly Stars!!!]

At that moment, everyone in Little Konoha was blasted into the air...

[Hashirama Senju: Ahhhhhhh~~ Taking off!!! Wood Release! Here comes the little flying rod!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Damn it, you idiot!!!]

Meanwhile, in the outside world at this very moment...

Orochimaru has joined the Tsunade searching for Orochimaru!

Now this group has become: Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Makoto Ito, Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Zabuza, Kisame, Haku, Uzuki Yugao ...

Looking at his group, Makoto Ito felt that there seemed to be more and more people.

Just as we left the village, Kisame appeared.

Now there's another Orochimaru...

Now, even just this group of people could easily start a war!

And so, the group moved forward, with Naruto Uzumaki glancing curiously at Jiraiya and then at Orochimaru...

"Makoto, if I remember correctly, Jiraiya and Orochimaru are both among the legendary Sannin, right? Now that I've become Jiraiya and Sasuke has become Orochimaru's student, are you going to be taken in as a student by the legendary Tsunade?"

In that case, wouldn't the three of us be the new generation of the Sannin?!

Upon hearing Naruto Uzumaki's words, Makoto Ito wagged his finger at him...

"No, no, no! I will never become Tsunade's apprentice. I'm going to be her man! Have you forgotten what I said before?"

"What did you say?"

"I'm going to be the Hokage!!!"

"Aww! I get it! This time, Tsunade- senpai is going to become Hokage, and then you'll become her man. Doesn't that make you the Hokage's man?!"

"Damn it! Makoto! I never imagined my goal was just to become Hokage! But you're already the man who's going to become Hokage!!!"

Hearing Naruto Uzumaki's words, Makoto Ito nodded...

"This child is teachable..."

Naruto Uzumaki scratched his head in confusion...

"What's braised? Kid??? What is that? Is it tasty?! I still prefer braised chicken necks!!!"

Sasuke couldn't stand Naruto's impulsive nature any longer, so he hit Naruto with a rocket headbutt!

"Shut up, you idiot!!! Moron!!!"

"You damn arrogant assistant!!! Why did you hit me?!"

"Because you're an idiot!"

Orochimaru smiled knowingly upon seeing this...

"Jiraiya, haven't you noticed that our two disciples are quite similar to us in personality? Sasuke cool and handsome! Just like me! And Naruto is brainless and stupid, practically a carbon copy of you!"

"Damn Orochimaru!!! Are you calling me an idiot and a moron?!"

"Oh no! You actually found out?! Damn it, after all these years, have you even developed a brain?!"

"Quick, quick! Let me open your skull and see if there's a brain inside!"

"Get out of here! You stinky snake pill!!!"

"I'm Orochimaru, and what makes you any better? Aren't you also the Pervy Sage' that Naruto talks about?"

"Hahaha... That's right, I'm the Pervy Sage... You stinky Snake Maru... Hahahaha!"

Seeing Jiraiya laugh, Orochimaru also laughed beside him...

The two of them walked and laughed like that.

Naruto Uzumaki nudged Makoto Ito on the left and Sasuke on the right...

"Makoto! Sasuke! Look at them! They look like idiots..."

Makoto Ito naturally didn't have time to pay attention to Naruto, since he had his other arm around Uzuki Yugao. The two of them were very affectionate and happy all the way!

Sasuke glanced in the direction Naruto pointed...

Then he looked back at Naruto.

"Compared to those two, you're the real idiot, aren't you?! Hahaha..."

"You're the idiot! Hehehe..."

Kisame and Zabuza followed behind Makoto Ito, exchanging glances...

"Zabuza, do you know what they're laughing at?"

"I don't know! Do you know?"

"I don't know either!"

"They seem to be brain-dead!"

"Yes, they really do look alike!"

"Hehehe..."

"Hehehe..."

And just like that, this small group of people started chuckling, "Hehehe, hee hee hee, hee hee hee..."

The civilians on the roadside, upon seeing this group of people, were terrified and quickly ran home!

"Wife!!! Wife!!! Come out and see this idiot!!! A bunch of lunatics are coming from afar!!! Come out and see these lunatics!!!!"

The crowd ignored the commoner and continued walking forward, chuckling to themselves...

"How about it, honey? I told you a bunch of lunatics came, didn't I?"

"He really does look like someone with a mental illness!"

"I don't know why these lunatics are so happy..."

"Perhaps there's some good news..."

This is absolutely outrageous!!!

I just paid off my debt, why am I in debt for two more chapters?!

Do you want me dead?!

My keyboard flew off its edge...

It hurts! It hurts so much!!!

Let's do it! Just do it!!! As long as the updates are plentiful and the celebrations are in place, all the glass will shatter!!!

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