Mute Package

[Makoto Ito: Can you guys just stop for a second?!!!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha for three minutes!]

And at this very moment, far away in the Pure Land, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were both completely dumbfounded!

What???

Hashirama Senju scratched his head awkwardly.

Madara Uchiha, on the other hand, was furious!

He never imagined that some brat these days would dare to provoke him!

Had his reputation as the Ninja World Asura grown too faint?

Any random little punk dared to mute him! This was a clear sign that Madara Uchiha wasn't being taken seriously!

[Tobirama Senju: Hahaha! Well done, kid! I've been sick of those two for ages! The group's much quieter now!]

[Izuna Uchiha: I agree!]

[Tobirama Senju: What do you agree with?! You damned Evil Uchiha! Did I give you permission to agree with me? You evil Uchiha aren't worthy of agreeing with what I say!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Tobirama Senju!!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Izuna Uchiha!!!!]

Watching this unfold, Makoto Ito felt a bit speechless. He'd just muted those two, and now these two were starting up again!

He had to admit, these pairs really were a case of love-hate!

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha for three minutes!]

Makoto Ito's head was buzzing. These two love-hate couples were just too noisy!!!

As for who these couples were? Naturally, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, and Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha!

[Minato Namikaze: Ah, the Group Leader is terrifying! He actually muted all four big shots! That takes guts! But is the Group Leader's name Makoto Ito? That's a pretty good name!]

[Hizashi Hyuga: Daring to mute these four! I have to say, Group Leader, you're a ruthless one. You'd better only go out at noon from now on, because morning or night, something's bound to happen!]

Seeing the chat group finally return to normal, Makoto Ito smiled happily.

After muting those two couples, the group was finally much quieter...

"Heh heh! This is the authority of me, the Group Leader! Now do you see?! None of you take me, the Group Leader, seriously! Piss me off enough, and I'll mute every single one of you!"

[Makoto Ito: Ahem... It's finally my turn to say a few words! Hello everyone, I'm Makoto Ito, the Group Leader of this chat group! Loved by all, blooming like a flower, making cars blow tires just by showing up—that's me, Makoto Ito! Everyone in this chat group better obey my arrangements! Otherwise, I'll be sure to give you all a proper taste of the Mute Package!]

And at this very moment, far away in the Pure Land, could Madara Uchiha swallow this anger?

Could I, the great Ninja World Asura, swallow the anger from some brat?

Unacceptable, absolutely unacceptable!

A little punk dares to talk to me, the Ninja World Asura, like this?

Furious, Madara Uchiha realized that even though he was muted, the chat box was still there. This was too humiliating—him, the Ninja World Asura, actually muted? Just some brat from the ninja world! What qualifications do you have to speak to me, Madara Uchiha, like this?

And you claim to be loved by all, blooming like a flower, making cars blow tires? I've seen shameless people, but never one this shameless!

This chat group—I can't stand another day in it!

Can't stand it, absolutely can't stand it! This crappy group, whoever wants to stay can stay! I'm out!!!

Even though in this group he could still chat and shoot the breeze with Hashirama Senju, this so-called Group Leader was practically shitting on his head—how could he tolerate that?

I, the great Ninja World Asura, could tolerate this?

Quit the group without hesitation, not a second of delay!

I, Madara Uchiha, have roamed the ninja world for so many years and never suffered such humiliation!

When I'm resurrected! I'll make sure this brat sees what the Ninja World Asura really is!!! If I don't knock your head crooked, my name isn't Madara Uchiha!!!

And just as Madara Uchiha clicked to leave the group, a message was posted in the group at the same time.

[Madara Uchiha has applied to leave the chat group. Agree?]

????????

Makoto Ito quickly scrutinized the chat group. Holy crap! Madara Uchiha actually applied to leave the group? Did he think he could just run off?

Offend the abbot and think you can leave? No wait! Join my group and think you can leave? There's no way it's that simple!

What kind of person was he? He was a schemer! He was the Group Leader of this chat group! Only he had the right to decide whether group members stayed or left!

If a group member who had already joined wanted to leave, they had to get his, the Group Leader's, approval!

If he, the Group Leader, didn't agree, they simply couldn't leave!

This is the power of the Group Leader!

There's only one word to describe it—badass!

With that thought, Makoto Ito decisively clicked "Reject"!

Little punk, still trying to leave the group?

[Makoto Ito: Hehehe! Little punk, still trying to leave the group? Without my approval as Group Leader, do you really think you can? Did you really think this chat was your home? You pissed off the abbot, and now you want to leave? Just stay put and behave!]

And at that very moment, far away in the Pure Land, Madara Uchiha saw this and nearly blew his top!

"Aaaaah! Brat, you've gone too far!!!!"

[Hashirama Senju: ? Is the mute time over? Hahahahaha! Madara! You're just too amusing! Trying to leave the group, only to get rejected by the Group Leader! That's hilarious!]

Madara Uchiha also realized his mute time had ended right then.

[Madara Uchiha: Hashirama! Shut up! I was just a little curious earlier, so I clicked it randomly! I never actually wanted to leave the group! I was just curious and tapped it once!]

[Tobirama Senju: Haha, my mute time's over too, Madara Uchiha! You're killing me! You clicked it, so just own it! But I have to say, that move of yours was pretty embarrassing! Who would've thought the Ninja World Asura, once famed across the shinobi world, would get rejected by some brat!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Hey hey hey! Tobirama, don't talk about my nii-san like that!]

[Tobirama Senju: What's it to you? I just can't stand your brother! Seeing him unhappy makes me really happy! No, wait—I just can't stand you Evil Uchiha! You bunch of Evil Uchiha, damn Uchiha, wretched Uchiha!]

[Izuna Uchiha: What did you say? You want to go a few rounds with me?]

[Tobirama Senju: Bring it on, who's scared of who?! A loser dares to act tough? Forget how I cut you down in one strike back then?]

[Izuna Uchiha: Damn you, Tobirama Senju! You evil Senju clan!]

[Tobirama Senju: Heh! Evil Uchiha!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Evil Senju!]

[Tobirama Senju: Evil Uchiha!!!]

[...]

Watching the group descend into chaos again, Makoto Ito was completely speechless!

These two pairs really were love-hate rivals, weren't they?

Just as Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju had finally quieted down a bit, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha started up again!

No one was even paying attention to him, the Group Leader!

"These damn bastards!!! Did they all forget they were just unmuted? Why are they jumping out again now?

And more importantly, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha are behaving themselves, but you two still dare to act up? You really don't take me seriously!

Looks like I'll have to let you experience the power of the Mute Package again! Otherwise, you'll never respect me as the Group Leader!

These damn bastards!!!!"

[Makoto Ito: Do you two want to get muted again?!]