Naruto: The Konoha Chat Group Awakens
Chapter 3

Mute Package

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Makoto Ito: Can you all calm down for a while?!!!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha for three minutes!

Meanwhile, far away in the Pure Land, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were both completely dumbfounded!

Nani????

Hashirama Senju scratched his head awkwardly.

Madara Uchiha, on the other hand, looked furious!

He never thought that, in this day and age, some brat would dare provoke him!

Was the name of Madara Uchiha, the Ninja World Asura, no longer intimidating enough?

Some random brat actually dared mute him! This was clearly a blatant disrespect toward Madara Uchiha!

Tobirama Senju: Hahaha! Nicely done, brat! I'd had enough of those two long ago! The group is much quieter now!

Izuna Uchiha: I agree!

Tobirama Senju: What do you mean, you agree?! You damned Evil Uchiha! Did I say you were allowed to agree with me?! An Evil Uchiha like you isn't worthy of agreeing with me!

Izuna Uchiha: Tobirama Senju!!!!

Tobirama Senju: Izuna Uchiha!!!!

Makoto Ito was speechless when he saw this. He had just muted those two, and now these two had started up again!

He had to admit, these two pairs really did love and hate each other!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha for three minutes!

Makoto Ito's head was buzzing. These two loving couples were seriously too damn noisy!!!

As for who those two couples were? Naturally, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, as well as Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha!

Minato Namikaze: Ah, the Group Leader is terrifying! You directly muted all four big shots! What guts! But is the Group Leader's name Makoto Ito? That's quite a nice name!

Hizashi Hyuga: You dared mute those four! I have to say, Group Leader, you're ruthless! You'd better only go out at noon from now on, because something will happen sooner or later!

Seeing that the Chat Group had finally returned to normal, Makoto Ito smiled happily.

After muting those two couples, the group was finally much quieter...

"Hehe! This is the authority of the Group Leader! Have you all seen it now?! Every last one of you keeps disrespecting me, the Group Leader! If you piss me off, I'll mute every one of you!"

Makoto Ito: Ahem... It's finally my turn to say a few words! Hello, everyone. My name is Makoto Ito, and I'm the Group Leader of this Chat Group!

Beloved by all who saw him, flowers bloomed at his sight, and tires burst when cars saw him—that was Makoto Ito!

Everyone in this Chat Group had better obediently follow my arrangements! Otherwise, I'll make sure you get a nice Mute Package!

Meanwhile, far away in the Pure Land, how could Madara Uchiha possibly swallow this humiliation?

How could I, the mighty Ninja World Asura, take this crap from some brat?

I can't take it. Absolutely can't!

Some little brat actually dared speak to me, the Ninja World Asura, like that?

The furious Madara Uchiha discovered that although he had been muted, the chat box was still there. It was utterly humiliating. He, the mighty Ninja World Asura, had actually been muted? He was just some brat from the Ninja World! What gave him the right to speak to Madara Uchiha like that?

And what was that nonsense about being beloved by all, making flowers bloom, and bursting tires? He had seen shameless people before, but never anyone this shameless!

He couldn't stay in this Chat Group for another day!

He couldn't stay, absolutely couldn't stay! Whoever wanted to stay in this trash group could stay! He was done with it!!!

Although he could still chat and brag with Hashirama Senju in this group, this so-called Group Leader was already shitting on his head. How could he possibly endure that?

Could I, the mighty Ninja World Asura, endure this?

He would leave the group without hesitation, not even for a second!

Madara Uchiha had dominated the Ninja World for so many years, and he had never suffered such humiliation!

Once he was revived, he would definitely show that brat what the Ninja World Asura truly was!!! If he didn't smash that brat's head crooked, then his name wasn't Madara Uchiha!!!

Just as Madara Uchiha clicked to leave the group, a message appeared in the chat.

Madara Uchiha has requested to leave the Chat Group. Approve?

????????

Makoto Ito hurriedly examined the Chat Group carefully. Holy shit! Madara Uchiha had actually requested to leave the group? How could he let him run away?

After offending the abbot, you still wanted to leave? No, that wasn't right! After joining his group, Madara still wanted to leave? How could it be that easy?

Who was Makoto Ito? He was the sixth guy! He was the Group Leader of this Chat Group! Only he had the right to decide whether group members stayed or left!

Any group member who had already joined the Chat Group needed his approval to leave it!

If he, the Group Leader, didn't approve, they simply couldn't leave!

That was the Group Leader's authority!

Only two words could describe it: fucking awesome!

With that thought, Makoto Ito decisively clicked reject!

You little punk, you wanted to leave the group?

Makoto Ito: Hehehe! You little punk, you want to leave the group? Can you leave without my approval as the Group Leader? Do you think this Chat Group is your home? You offended the abbot and still want to leave? Stay in there obediently!

Meanwhile, far away in the Pure Land, Madara Uchiha nearly exploded with rage when he saw that!

"Ahhh! Brat, you've gone too far!!!!"

Hashirama Senju: ? Has the mute time ended? Hahahahahaha! Madara! You're too hilarious! You wanted to leave the group, but the Group Leader rejected you! This is killing me!

Madara Uchiha could also feel that his mute time had ended.

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama! Shut up! I was just a little curious, so I casually clicked it! I never wanted to leave the group! I just clicked it out of curiosity!

Tobirama Senju: Hahaha, my mute time is over too. Madara Uchiha, you really killed me! You clicked it, so just admit it! Still, I have to say, that move of yours just now was pretty embarrassing! Who would have thought that the Ninja World Asura, once renowned throughout the Ninja World, would be rejected by some brat!

Izuna Uchiha: Hey, hey, hey! Tobirama, don't you dare talk to my big brother like that!

Tobirama Senju: What's wrong? I just don't like the sight of your brother! Seeing your brother unhappy makes me extremely happy! No, I don't like the sight of you Evil Uchiha! You bunch of Evil Uchiha, damned Uchiha, hateful Uchiha!

Izuna Uchiha: What did you say? Do you want to have a go?

Tobirama Senju: Bring it on! Who's afraid of whom?! A defeated opponent like you still dares act tough? Have you forgotten how I cut you down with one slash?

Izuna Uchiha: Damn you, Tobirama Senju! You evil Senju clan!

Tobirama Senju: Heh! Evil Uchiha!

Izuna Uchiha: Evil Senju!

Tobirama Senju: Evil Uchiha!!!

Watching the group descend into chaos again, Makoto Ito was completely speechless!

These two pairs really were locked in a love-hate relationship, weren't they?

That pair, Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju, had only just settled down a little, and this pair, Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha, had started up again!

No one paid any attention to him, the Group Leader!

"These damn bastards!!! Had they all forgotten that they had only just been unmuted? Why were they jumping out again now?

"And more importantly, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha were already behaving themselves, yet you two still dared act up? You really don't take me seriously at all!

"Looks like I'll have to let you keep experiencing the power of the Mute Package! Otherwise, you'll never respect me, the Group Leader!

"These damn bastards!!!!"

Makoto Ito: Do you two want to be muted again?!

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