Ninja World's Number One Hunk

[Makoto Ito: You really don't take me, the Group Leader, seriously, do you?! Want me to permanently mute both of you?]

[Tobirama Senju: ???????????????]

[Izuna Uchiha: ???????????????]

[Tobirama Senju: Kid, do you know who I am?! I am the Second Hokage of Konoha!!!]

[Izuna Uchiha: Kid, do you know who I am?! I am the second most handsome man of the Uchiha Clan! The first most handsome is my big brother!!!]

Makoto Ito raised an eyebrow, glancing at these two messages.

Were these two so angry they'd lost their minds?

[Makoto Ito: Hah! I don't care who either of you are?! Both of you stay put and behave!]

And at that very moment, far away in the Pure Land, Tobirama Senju's expression was extremely foul!

"That damned... that bastard, that brat!"

He'd just been laughing at Madara Uchiha, and now he was the one being mocked!

[Tobirama Senju: Kid, I am the Second Hokage! Do you hear me? I am the Second Hokage!!! Show me some respect!!!]

[Izuna Uchiha: I am the second most handsome man of the Uchiha Clan! Show me some respect!!!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha for three minutes!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: Pfft... hahahaha... Sorry, sorry, I couldn't hold it in, I really couldn't! I'm professionally trained, normally I don't laugh unless I can't help it! But I have to say, the Group Leader is way too terrifying!]

[Makoto Ito: Heh, this is the consequence of angering this Group Leader!]

[Hashirama Senju: Hahahahahaha! Tobirama, you kept calling me a chatterbox! Now you've been muted twice by the Group Leader, and I've only been muted once! See if you still talk about me!]

[Madara Uchiha: Trash Tobirama! You deserve it! You think you're worthy of talking to me? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself in the reflection! You were just talking about me, weren't you? What right do you have to talk about me? And you, this brat named Makoto Ito! You're pretty bold! How dare you mute me! Do you know who I am? I am Madara Uchiha, known as the Ninja World Asura! You dare to mute me??? Tell me quickly, where can I find a fight? I'm going to teach you a good lesson, you brat!!!]

[Makoto Ito: You're the Ninja World Asura's man? That's not right, from where I'm standing, you look more like the God of Shinobi's man.]

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[Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Madara Uchiha for three minutes!]

"Still not behaving? Go sit in the Black Room quietly!"

[Hashirama Senju: Wahahaha! Madara, are you trying to kill me with laughter? You just got unmuted, and now you're muted again! I can't take it, Madara, you're absolutely killing me!]

And at this very moment, Madara Uchiha stared at his chat interface showing he'd been muted again, only able to rage impotently in the Pure Land!

"Ahhh! Damn brat! Bastard! Damn it! Brat, you deserve to die! I will kill you! Ahhh! You're pissing me off! I will kill you! Kill you!!!!"

[Hizashi Hyuga: Ah, I never expected the legendary God of Shinobi, the First Hokage of Konoha, to be such a chatterbox... ah, no, so approachable! Approachable!]

[Shisui Uchiha: Yeah, I really didn't expect that either...]

[Hashirama Senju: Hahahaha! Only Tobirama and Madara like to put on airs! I never bother with that kind of front!]

[Mito Uzumaki: It's not that you don't like putting on airs! You're just plain simple!]

[Hashirama Senju: Honey, how can you say that about me? Am I really that simple?]

[Mito Uzumaki: I don't want to talk to you anymore! Shut up!]

[Hashirama Senju: Oh...]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Grandma Mito...]

[Mito Uzumaki: Ah, it's little Kushina!]

And so, everyone chatted in the group for a while, starting a series of family reunions...

[Hashirama Senju: Alright, little one! It's about time you introduced us to this so-called Chat Group! Tell us, what exactly is the use of this Chat Group?!]

[Makoto Ito: You're the little one, your whole family are little ones! Do you know I'm a twenty-eight-inch monster?! I'm huge! If I pulled it out, it'd scare you to death! If you keep talking nonsense, I'll lock you and Madara in the Black Room together!]

[Hashirama Senju: Uh...]

He hadn't really said anything, had he? He just called him "little one," why such a big reaction?

And what was he talking about? A twenty-eight-inch monster? He didn't understand at all! And what did he mean by "pull it out and scare you to death"? What was he going to pull out?

And at that very moment, far away in the Pure Land, Madara Uchiha.

"Ahhhh!!! That damn brat! Talking to Hashirama like that! I've never even been that harsh with Hashirama! That hateful, damned little bastard! Baka yarou!!!!!"

Of course, no one knew about Madara's impotent rage. If they knew what Madara was saying at that moment, they'd definitely look at him and Hashirama with strange eyes, because right now Madara was too much like a man protecting his little wife...

Seeing the group chat finally return to normal, Makoto Ito happily curled the corner of his mouth.

"Finally back to normal! Being this Group Leader is way too hard!"

As he thought this, Makoto Ito also set himself a signature.

"Super Invincible Whirlwind Dragon King, holding the sun and moon while plucking the stars—there's no one like me in this world, the Ninja World's Number One Hunk!"

Just like that, a glittering golden signature appeared above Makoto Ito's name...

And this signature was seen by everyone in the group. Far away in the Pure Land, Hashirama Senju, at this very moment, stared at that golden signature, practically drooling!

[Hashirama Senju: Group Leader, what's that writing above your avatar? It looks golden and super cool!]

[Minato Namikaze: Group Leader, this personalized signature is really stylish! But I think "Super Invincible Whirlwind Invincible Dragon King Roaring Ultimate Explosion of the Ninja World's Number One Hunk" might be a bit better?]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, shut up!!!]

[Minato Namikaze: Oh, okay, dear...]

And just as the three-minute mute period ended, Izuna Uchiha and Tobirama Senju were also released.

[Tobirama Senju: Tsk tsk tsk... The Group Leader sure is narcissistic...]

[Izuna Uchiha: Indeed! I wouldn't dare call myself the Ninja World's Number One Hunk!]

[Makoto Ito: You guys want one too? That's fine—you can each think of your own personalized signature, and I'll set them all up for you.]

As soon as Makoto Ito finished speaking, the group instantly fell silent...

Each of them was carefully pondering what kind of tag they should use!

[Hashirama Senju: Group Leader! I want a personalized signature! My tag is Super Invincible Ninja World's Number One Handsome Man!!! I want that!!!!]

[Tobirama Senju: Big brother, you really are narcissistic! But I think the signature "Ninja World's Fastest" suits me pretty well!]

[Izuna Uchiha: You two brothers really are equally narcissistic! Group Leader, set up a signature for me! Call it "My Brother is Super Handsome"!]