Ninja World's Number One Hunk

Makoto Ito: You really don't take me, the Group Leader, seriously, do you?! Believe it or not, I'll mute the two of you permanently!

Tobirama Senju: ????????

Izuna Uchiha: ???????

Tobirama Senju: Brat, do you know who I am?! I'm Konoha's Second Hokage!!!

Izuna Uchiha: Brat, do you know who I am?! I'm the Uchiha Clan's second most handsome man! The most handsome one is my oni-chan!!!

Makoto Ito raised an eyebrow as he looked at the two messages.

Had these two been angered stupid?

Makoto Ito: Heh heh! Who cares who you two are?! Behave yourselves!

At that moment, Tobirama Senju, far away in the Pure Land, had an extremely ugly expression on his face!

"That damned... that bastard, that stinking brat!"

He had just been mocking Madara Uchiha, yet now he was the one being ridiculed!

Tobirama Senju: Brat, I'm the Second Hokage! Did you hear me? I'm the Second Hokage!!! Show some respect!!!

Izuna Uchiha: I'm the Uchiha Clan's second most handsome man! Show some respect!!!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Tobirama Senju and Izuna Uchiha for three minutes!!!

Minato Namikaze: Pfft... Hahahaha... Sorry, sorry, I couldn't hold it in, I really couldn't! I've received professional training, so I usually don't laugh unless I really can't help it!

Still, I have to say, the Group Leader is truly terrifying!

Makoto Ito: Heh heh, this is what happens when you anger the Group Leader!

Hashirama Senju: Hahahahahaha! Tobirama, you're always calling me a chatterbox! But now you've been muted by the Group Leader twice, while I've only been muted once! Let's see if you still dare say that about me?!

Madara Uchiha: Trash Tobirama! You deserve it! You think you're worthy of talking to me? Why don't you piss and take a look at yourself! You were just talking about me, weren't you? What right do you have to talk about me?

And you brat called Makoto Ito! You're not bad! You actually dared to mute me! Do you know who I am? I am Madara Uchiha, the man known as the Ninja World Asura! You dare mute me???

Tell me right now, where can we fight? I'll definitely teach you, you brat, a proper lesson!!!

Makoto Ito: You're the man of the Ninja World Asura? That's not right. Why does it look to me like you're the man of the God of Shinobi?

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Group Leader Makoto Ito has muted Madara Uchiha for three minutes!

"Still won't behave? Go sit in the Black Room properly!"

Hashirama Senju: Wahahaha! Madara, are you trying to make me laugh to death? You were just unmuted, and now you've been muted again! I can't take it, I can't take it! Madara, you're really going to make me laugh to death!

At that moment, Madara Uchiha stared at his chat interface, which once again showed that he had been muted. All he could do was rage helplessly in the Pure Land!

"Ahhh! You damned brat! Bastard! Damn it! Brat, you deserve to die! I'll definitely kill you! Ahhh! I'm furious! I'll definitely kill you! Kill you!!!!"

Hizashi Hyuga: Ah, I truly never expected the legendary God of Shinobi, Konoha's First Hokage, to be such a chatterbox... Ah, no, I mean so kind and approachable! Kind and approachable!

Shisui Uchiha: Yes, I certainly never expected it either...

Hashirama Senju: Hahahahaha! Only Tobirama and Madara like to put on airs! I've never liked putting on airs!

Mito Uzumaki: It's not that you don't like putting on airs! You're just plain dense!

Hashirama Senju: Honey, how can you say that about me? Am I really that dense?

Mito Uzumaki: I don't want to talk to you anymore! Shut up!

Hashirama Senju: Oh...

Kushina Uzumaki: Grandma Mito...

Mito Uzumaki: Ah, little Kushina!

Just like that, everyone chatted in the group for a while and kicked off a whole series of family-recognition gatherings...

Hashirama Senju: Alright, little guy! It's time to introduce this so-called Chat Group to us! Tell us, what exactly is this Chat Group for?!

Makoto Ito: You're the little guy! Your whole family are little guys! Do you know I'm twenty-eight hundred calories?! I'm huge! If I whip it out, I could scare you to death! Keep talking nonsense, and I'll lock you and Madara in the Black Room together!

Hashirama Senju: Uh...

It seemed like he hadn't said anything just now, right? All he did was call him a little guy. Why was his reaction so big?

And what was he talking about? Twenty-eight hundred calories? Why couldn't he understand any of it? And what did he mean by whipping something out that could scare him to death? What was he going to whip out?

At that moment, Madara Uchiha was far away in the Pure Land.

"Ahhhhh!!! That bastard brat! He actually talked to Hashirama like that! Even I've never been that harsh with Hashirama! That hateful, damned bastard brat! Bakayaro!!!!!"

Of course, no one knew about Madara Uchiha's helpless rage. If they had heard what he was saying right then, they would definitely have looked at Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju strangely. After all, Madara Uchiha looked far too much like a man protecting his own little wife...

Seeing that the group chat had finally returned to normal, Makoto Ito finally curled his lips in satisfaction.

"It's finally normal! Being the Group Leader is really too hard!"

As he thought this, Makoto Ito also casually gave himself a personal signature.

"Super Invincible Whirlwind Dragon King, wielding the sun and moon and plucking stars; there is no one like me in this world, Ninja World's Number One Hunk!"

Just like that, a glittering personal signature appeared above Makoto Ito's name...

Everyone in the group saw that signature. Far away in the Pure Land, Hashirama Senju stared at the glittering words, practically drooling!

Hashirama Senju: Group Leader, what are those words above your profile picture? They're glittering and look so cool!

Minato Namikaze: Group Leader, that personal signature is very cool! But wouldn't "Super Invincible Whirlwind Invincible Dragon King Roar Ultimate Explosion Ninja World's Number One Hunk" be even better?

Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, shut up!!!

Minato Namikaze: Oh, okay, honey...

And the three-minute mute had just expired, so Izuna Uchiha and Tobirama Senju were released as well.

Tobirama Senju: Tsk tsk tsk... The Group Leader is really narcissistic...

Izuna Uchiha: Indeed! Even I wouldn't dare call myself the Ninja World's Number One Hunk!

Makoto Ito: Do you want one too? Sure. You can each come up with your own personal signature, and I'll set them all up for you.

The moment Makoto Ito finished speaking, the group fell silent...

Every single one of them began carefully considering what sort of tag they should use!

Hashirama Senju: Group Leader! I want a personal signature! My tag will be "Super Invincible Ninja World's Number One Handsome Man"!!! I want that one!!!!

Tobirama Senju: Big brother, you really are narcissistic! But I think the signature "Ninja World's Fastest" suits me quite well!

Izuna Uchiha: You brothers really are equally narcissistic! Group Leader, set up a signature for me! Call it "My Brother is Super Handsome"!