Chat Group Functions

Hatake Sakumo: I'll just go with Konoha's White Fang!

Minato Namikaze: Mine shall be Super Invincible Whirlwind Tyrannosaurus, the Yellow Flash Who Shook the Ninja World, Loves Kushina and Naruto, Cares Deeply for Konoha, and Is the Fourth Hokage!

Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, that name of yours really is...

Minato Namikaze: What is it, Kushina? Isn't my personal signature incredibly cool?

Kushina Uzumaki: Fine, fine. As long as you're happy...

As he watched everyone chatting in the group, Makoto Ito felt his entire worldview crumbling apart!

Just then, Madara Uchiha, who had been released from the Black Room and arrived fashionably late, finally spoke up.

Madara Uchiha: Group Leader, Group Leader! My personal signature should be the Invincible Konoha Asura of the Ninja World! As long as you set that signature for me, I won't hold what happened before against you! We can still be good friends!

Makoto Ito rubbed his forehead.

What the hell were these people doing with all these weird personal signatures?

Did they think he would just cater to their wishes?

Makoto Ito was a crafty old fox! Did they really think he would let them have whatever signatures they wanted? Heh, they were thinking too much!

So Makoto Ito began assigning little tags to every group member.

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Hashirama Senju's personal signature as: God of Shinobi Who Loves Madara Uchiha Most!

?????

Hashirama Senju: Group Leader, what's going on? That isn't the signature I wanted!

At that moment, Hashirama Senju, in the Pure Land, looked at his signature and blushed in embarrassment...

What kind of tag had the Group Leader given him? It was so embarrassing! What did he mean, God of Shinobi Who Loves Madara Uchiha Most? Though the signature did seem pretty good! But wasn't it a little too blatant?

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Madara Uchiha's personal signature as: Ninja World Dance King Who Loves Hashirama Senju Most! Hashirama, would you dance with me?

Madara Uchiha: What the hell???? What is all this nonsense? I clearly wanted Ninja World Asura! What the hell is Ninja World Dance King? And who loves Big Hashi most??? What's with "Hashirama, would you dance with me?" What kind of cursed signature is this?

Hashirama Senju: Madara, I will!

???????

At that moment, everyone in the Chat Group had question marks popping up over their heads!

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama, shut up! What do you mean you will? Did I ask you? I was just complaining about my signature!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Tobirama Senju's personal signature as: A Poker-Faced Man Holding the Forbidden Jutsu Scroll!

Tobirama Senju: This... Fine, fine. Compared to my brother, I'm already much more normal...

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Izuna Uchiha's personal signature as: Tobirama Senju's Little Wife!

Everyone was dumbfounded!

What the hell was this now?

Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha had already been ridiculous enough, yet now... Izuna Uchiha had actually become Tobirama Senju's little wife? What kind of absurd sick joke was this?

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Hatake Sakumo's tag as: A Poker-Faced Man with a White Ponytail!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Fugaku Uchiha's personal signature as: A Poker-Faced Man with Loose Shoulder-Length Hair!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Shisui Uchiha's personal signature as: A Huge Idiot Who Got Talked into Limping!

Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Hizashi Hyuga's personal signature as: A Poker-Faced Man Without Black Pupils!

And just like that, Makoto Ito gave everyone their own personal signature.

When they had been thinking up their tags earlier, every one of them had been so high-spirited and full of swagger!

But now that they looked at their tags, they did not seem to want them quite so badly anymore!

But there was nothing they could do. Makoto Ito was the Group Leader, and they could not resist him. They could only wear the group tags he had assigned them!

Compared to everyone's current frustration, Makoto Ito was absolutely delighted!

After all, these were all big shots of the Ninja World! People he had once only seen in anime! Yet now, he was practically playing them into ruin!

"Hehehehehehehe..."

Makoto Ito: Ahem... Alright, alright. Next, this Group Leader has a few words to say! Since I've set all the tags you wanted, I'll now introduce the functions of this group to all of you!

The people who had been feeling thoroughly depressed immediately perked up when they heard Makoto Ito was finally getting down to business! After all that dawdling, he was finally going to explain this Chat Group!

Makoto Ito: First, this Chat Group can let you meet each other. In other words, it's like opening a room! You can do anything you want in that private space, such as fighting or going on dates. In any case, you can do whatever you want! You can even live there, like a different kind of rebirth. Of course, I need to grant you permission first!

Without my approval as Group Leader, you naturally cannot live in there. You can only look at the chat box in front of you, like you are now!

Upon hearing Makoto Ito say that, everyone's eyes lit up!

Especially those who had wives!

As for why their eyes lit up? Those who understood, understood. After all, both they and their wives were in the Chat Group!

Minato Namikaze: Honey, we can finally meet!

Fugaku Uchiha: Honey, wait for me. We'll be able to meet in a little while!

Hashirama Senju: Wahahaha! Madara!!! Let's have an all-out battle!!!!

Madara Uchiha: Hashirama, I'll be waiting for you!!!

Mito Uzumaki: ????? Hashirama Senju, what do you mean by this? Look at them! The first thing their husbands thought of when they heard about this function was their wives! But what about you? The first person you thought of was Madara Uchiha! So you two are true love, and I'm just an accident, is that it?

Fine, fine. The two of you can spend your lives together from now on! Don't come looking for me again! I'm just an accident!

Hashirama Senju: Honey, I was wrong! I never said I wouldn't come find you! Just wait until I finish fighting Madara, then I'll come find you, alright?!

Mito Uzumaki: Hehehe! Wait until you two finish fighting? Sure enough, Madara Uchiha is far more important to you than I am! Hashirama Senju! Go die!!!!

Makoto Ito continued speaking.

Makoto Ito: Besides that, this Chat Group has more than just that one function. Everyone can also give this Group Leader your Kekkei Genkai, battle experience, Chakra, and everything else you have!

As soon as Makoto Ito finished speaking, the group immediately fell silent...

Even Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, the two biggest chatterboxes, stopped talking!

That was perfectly normal. Who the hell were you? Why should they hand over all their abilities to you for free? Who knew what kind of person you were?

When Makoto Ito saw the group fall completely silent, he shook his head with a bitter smile. It seemed he still needed to find a way to fleece them for more.