Functions of the Chat Group

[Sakumo Hatake: As for me, just Konoha's White Fang is fine!]

[Minato Namikaze: As for me, I shall be known as the Super Invincible Cyclone Tyrannosaurus, the Yellow Flash whose name shakes the ninja world, who loves Kushina and Naruto, and whose heart belongs to Konoha, the Fourth Hokage!]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Minato, that name is really...]

[Minato Namikaze: What's wrong, Kushina! Isn't this personalized signature of mine super cool?]

[Kushina Uzumaki: Never mind, never mind, whatever makes you happy...]

Watching the messages from the group members, Makoto Ito felt his worldview completely shattered.

And at this moment, Madara Uchiha, who had been released from the Black Room and arrived late, also spoke up.

[Madara Uchiha: Group Leader, Group Leader! My personalized signature should be the Ninja World Asura, invincible in the ninja world! If you set this signature for me, I won't hold what happened before against you! We'll still be good friends!]

Makoto Ito rubbed his temples.

What kind of bizarre personalized signatures were these damn people coming up with?

Do they think I'll just go along with whatever they want?

You should know, I, Makoto Ito, am a trickster! Do you really think I'd let you just set the signatures you want? Hehe, you're really overthinking it!

So, Makoto Ito began to assign little tags to all the group members.

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Hashirama Senju's personalized signature to: God of Shinobi Who Loves Madara Uchiha Most!]

?????

[Hashirama Senju: Group Leader, what's going on? This isn't the signature I wanted!]

At this moment, Hashirama Senju, in the Pure Land, looked at his signature and, feeling embarrassed, blushed...

What kind of tag did this Group Leader assign? It's so mortifying! What is this "God of Shinobi Who Loves Madara Uchiha Most"? Although, this signature actually seems pretty good! But isn't it a bit too blatant?

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Madara Uchiha's personalized signature to: Ninja World Dance King Who Loves Hashirama Senju Most! Hashirama, will you dance with me?]

[Madara Uchiha: What the hell???? What is all this nonsense? I clearly wanted Ninja World Asura! What is this Ninja World Dance King? And who loves Big Hashi most??? And what's this about "Hashirama, will you dance with me?" What kind of ridiculous signatures are these?]

[Hashirama Senju: Madara, I will!]

???????

At this moment, question marks appeared above everyone's heads in the chat group!

[Madara Uchiha: Hashirama, shut up! What do you mean, "I will"? Did I ask you? I was just complaining about my signature!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Tobirama Senju's personalized signature to: Emotionless Face Holding the Forbidden Jutsu Scroll!]

[Tobirama Senju: This... well, alright. Compared to my brother, I'm already much more normal...]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Izuna Uchiha's personalized signature to: Tobirama Senju's Little Wife!]

Everyone was dumbfounded!

What the hell is this now?

Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha's was already absurd enough, but now... Izuna Uchiha has directly become Tobirama Senju's little wife? What kind of outrageous sick humor is this?

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Sakumo Hatake's tag to: Emotionless Face with a White Ponytail!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Fugaku Uchiha's personalized signature to: Emotionless Face with Loose Hair!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Shisui Uchiha's personalized signature to: Big Idiot Who Was Tricked into Lameness!]

[Group Leader Makoto Ito has set Hizashi Hyuga's personalized signature to: Emotionless Face Without Pupils!]

And so, Makoto Ito set personalized signatures for everyone.

Just moments ago, when everyone was thinking about their own tags, they were all so spirited and confident!

But now, looking at their tags, they didn't seem to want them so much anymore!

But there was nothing they could do, who made Makoto Ito the Group Leader? The group members were completely unable to resist and could only put up with the group tags Makoto Ito had set for them!

And compared to the depressed group members at this moment, Makoto Ito was overjoyed!

One had to know, these were all big shots of the ninja world! All characters he had only ever seen in anime! But now, he had almost completely messed with them!

"Hehehehehehehehehe..."

[Makoto Ito: Cough cough... Alright, alright, next, I, the Group Leader, have a few words to say! Since the tags you all wanted have been set for you! Next, I will introduce the functions of this group to all of you!]

The previously depressed group members, hearing that Makoto Ito was finally getting to the point, all perked up their ears! After rambling for so long, he was finally going to talk about the Chat Group!

[Makoto Ito: First of all, this chat group allows you to meet each other, which is equivalent to booking a room! You can do anything in this private space, such as fighting, or dating, anyway, you can do anything you want! You can even live in it, like a kind of alternative rebirth, but of course, this requires me to grant you permission!

Without my permission as the Group Leader, you naturally cannot live in it; you can only look at the chat box in front of you, like now!]

Hearing Makoto Ito say this, everyone's eyes glowed with excitement!

Especially those who had wives!

Why were their eyes gleaming? Those who knew, knew. After all, both their wives and they themselves were in the chat group!

[Minato Namikaze: My love, we can finally meet!]

[Fugaku Uchiha: My love, wait for me. We'll be able to meet in a bit!]

[Hashirama Senju: Wah ha ha ha! Madara!!! Let's have a grand battle!!!!]

[Madara Uchiha: Hashirama, I'm waiting for you!!!]

[Mito Uzumaki: ????? Hashirama Senju, what do you mean by that? Look at them? The first thing their husbands thought of when they heard about this function was their wives! And you? The first person you thought of was Madara Uchiha! Seriously, so you two are true love, and I'm just an accident, huh?

Alright, alright, you two can go live your lives together from now on! Don't come looking for me anymore! I'm just an accident!]

[Hashirama Senju: My love, I was wrong! I never said I wouldn't look for you! Will you wait for me after Madara and I are done fighting, then I'll come find you, okay?!]

[Mito Uzumaki: Heh heh heh! Wait for you two to finish fighting? As expected, in your heart, Madara Uchiha is far more important than me! Hashirama Senju! You're dead to me!!!!]

Makoto Ito continued speaking.

[Makoto Ito: Besides that, this chat group isn't limited to just this one function. Everyone, you can also send your Kekkei Genkai, combat experience, Chakra, and everything else to me, the Group Leader!]

As soon as Makoto Ito finished speaking, the group fell completely silent...

Even the big talkers, Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha, stopped speaking!

This was perfectly normal. After all, who was he? Why should they freely give him all their abilities? Who knew what kind of person he was?

Seeing the group fall silent, Makoto Ito shook his head with a bitter smile. It seemed he still needed to figure out a way to "shear some wool" from them!